MBTI as quotes from The Office (U.S.)
INTJ: There are too many people on this Earth. We need a new plague.
INTP: I'm not superstitious, but I'm a little stitious.
ENTP: Sometimes I'll start a sentence and I don't even know where it's going. I just hope I find it along the way.
ENFJ: Do I need to be liked? Absolutely not. I like to be liked. I enjoy being liked. I have to be liked. But it's not like a compulsive need to be liked. Like my need to be praised.
ENFP: And I knew exactly what to do. But in a much more real sense, I had no idea what to do.
INFP: I'm an early bird and a night owl. So I'm wise and I have worms.
INFJ: How the turntables.
ISTJ: Obviously, we all want to die. But we need to get through this.
ESTJ: I'm always thinking one step ahead. Like a carpenter that makes stairs.
ISFP: It's never too early for ice cream, Jim!
ISFJ: You know what they say "Fool me once, strike one. But fool me twice.... strike three."
ESFJ: I want people to be afraid of how much they love me.
ESFP: Dwight, you ignorant slut.
ESTP: Friends joke with one another. "Hey, you're poor." "Hey, your mom is dead." That's what friends do.
ISTP: There is a master key and a spare key for the office. Dwight has them both. When I asked, "What if you die Dwight? How will we get into the office?" He said, "If I'm dead, you guys have been dead for weeks."
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