Walk Easy

Small town boy living in bumfuck Michigan come get it boys!!

[hungryforbears]

[duster100]

https://mobile.twitter.com/Duster1002

[greatwhiteprivilege]

[firefoxed]

why would a candle thats already lit want to be with a match

[balkanbruiser]

also her being lit is going to eventually melt her and reduce her to nothing match guy is an abusive sadboy who thinks he’s the victim when candlegirl just wants someone who will keep her alive

[greatwhiteprivilege]

im here for this analysis

[picsthatmakeyougohmm]

[thot]

i’m fuckin crying

[vltra7-deactivated20231230]

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO V FHBHFOOHOGOHOHOHOHOBKOH NOOOOO HOGHFOBHOBB HJHHOO NOOOOO

[asensualcow-deactivated20200412]

I can’t even believe this

[confused-daydream-believer-blog]

The alignments explained with bread

[bitchycode]

[el1zabethgrant]

[babydreamgirl-deactivated201902]

I cannot

[neverthere12345]

[zackisontumblr]

uhh….

[sheldony]

[fruitgushers]

facts

lana gays = tops

grimes gays = vers bottoms

marina gays = powerbottoms

fka twigs gays = sub tops

beyonce gays = true vers

gaga gays = zygotic gays. can be any gay

taylor swift gays =  basic bottoms

cupcakke gays = vers tops

lorde gays = sub tops and powerbottoms

carly gays = bottoms

sia gays = zygotic gays. can be any gay

britney gays = bottoms

cher gays = daddy doms

madonna gays = daddy subs

bjork gays = weird feitsh gays

[chikkou]

as i said before lana gays are DEFINITELY power bottoms. but the rest of this list is solid 

[fruitgushers]

there is no way lana gays are anything but tops. how can any gay listen to lana and not want to top? it doesnt add up. as a lana gay who identifies as a vers top i feel that this is an affront to everything lana stands for

[chikkou]

your first mistake was admitting that you are, in fact, a lana gay, thus showing your bias. no singular person has listened to lanas music and wanted to top as a result. lanas entire aesthetic is about doing controlling the situation while letting her partner believe they have the control and rewarding her for it. her gays can be nothing else but power bottoms

[fruitgushers]

a lot of what you said is true but it must be taken into consideration that lanas songs are typically directed at the listener, lana feeds into the top narrative of control and  having someone take your all. this is why lana gays must be tops. because while lana says things a powerbottom might say and be about, it is directed at the listener, who is a top.

[chikkou]

a listener engages with a song to project themselves into the positions of the singer. lana sings about her exploits with manipulating her many sugar daddies and her desire to seek out more material things from them, and it is this message that isolates any top who may listen, since they cannot relate to it. the only gays who could understand lanas experience enough to stan her are power bottoms

[suburbangains]

Ah yes October, that wonderful time of the year where everyone is Quirky™ for liking Halloween more than the average person.

[puff-to-tuff]

[hugal]

[matchagirl]

thank u all 10 people who unfollowed me after sayin i love boobs and girls

[onlytwitterpics]

[merriweatherpostpaviliontshirt]

If you’ve ever been a customer fuck you

[revolutionarykoolaid]

honestly, that’s fair

[concealedblade-deactivated20210]

“please honk my sphincter daddy” Slappy the Clown immediately spurts his clown cum directly into my intestines, emitted a low pitched honk characteristic of a clown in climax. i gasp, “Wait…..Slappy…..did you just? do you really think i’m ready to have a litter yet- ahh~” i sigh as i feel his clown ovipositor sink into my guts and deposit each egg with a short honk