Matteo's Theme

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Time to start a new show...🤓

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The fuck did I just watch

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i’m fucked because none of my passions are going to yield financially stable careers and i’m not hot enough to be a trophy wife

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(photo by alonavrami)

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Creamy Roasted Garlic Shells with Italian Sausage, Peppers and Broccoli

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I googled “carmen bizet memes” and wasn’t disappointed

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Ah the excuses not to pay is singers.

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Ten things not to say to an opera singer.

1. Oh, so you’re an opera singer? I just LOVE “Phantom of the Opera!”.

2. Don’t you just love Andrea Bocelli ?

3. Will you sing at my wedding for free?

4. So what is your real job?

5. You’re getting a masters in singing? Don’t you just open your mouth?

6. “I went to an opera once. It was beautiful!” Which opera? “I don’t remember”.

7. You’re so lucky! You don’t have to do real work.

8. We can’t pay you, but we can give you dinner.

9. So do you, like, sing in other languages?

10. Do opera singers use microphones?

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Usually a gin and TONIC helps me resolve. But I’m not WINE-ing,this was pretty grape.

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Do you eat pedigree for breakfast? Because you’re woofy.

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Nathan Appleby | The Living and the Dead: Colin Morgan  (x)

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kylie jenner’s oscar worthy snapchat story…

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lmaoooo at Caitlyn being on the bed 

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not to sound dramatic but the scholastic book fair in elementary school is the most pure and genuinely happy place i’ve ever experienced in my life

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Galactic whales… would be a really cool band name.

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Poe and Finn looking at each other while the other is talking. (◠‿◠✿)