dude, really?

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Text: Matthew

Luke: good good

Luke: lets do this

Matthew: I'm about to make you look SO GOOD

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Text: Matthew

Luke: dude i bet

Luke: but the second you pull out a razor ur dead to me

Luke: understood

Matthew: understood

Matthew: no sharp things will be within 10 feet

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Text: Matthew

Luke: idk i don't trust anyone but my hairdresser in aussie so i doubt i'm going to

Matthew: I can cut your hair. I promise, I'm a natural talent.

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Text: Matthew

Luke: ahhhh idk i like the length

Luke: i'm torn af

Matthew: then maybe just get it slightly trimmed?

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Text: Matthew

Luke: see i know that

Luke: always have

Luke: But i've already got a chick

Matthew: aaah. I gothu

Matthew: maybe you should cut it then. new girl, new you

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Text: Matthew

Luke: should i cut my hair?

Luke: like i'm starting to look like that dude from the 1726 band or whatever it's called

Matthew: this is my life every week

Matthew: but chicks dig guys with long hair, especially those in bands

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grande-allie:

“I could, but I’m not going to. I’m really protective of my little girl. The last thing I want to do is be responsible for her getting hurt when she’s in the care of someone else.” 

“I understand but sometimes you need to be able to do something for yourself. Can’t the baby stay with their grandparents.”

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bellajs:

“i agree with you. i haven’t had a drink for like two weeks and i feel like my body is about to explode.”

“Two weeks? Yeah, you definitely need to go out and party hard..”

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louisthq:

“Then just go out? Just don’t go to that extreme.”

“I need a companion, pal. And there hasn’t really been any good parties lately.”

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matthew-aj:

“It’s been too long since I last partied so hard I almost died. If I don’t go out tonight I’m gonna go insane.”

“Interesting. When the old wanna live vicariously through the young.”

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Matthew chuckled and rolled his eyes. "Might be old but I can still get it."

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“It’s been too long since I last partied so hard I almost died. If I don’t go out tonight I’m gonna go insane.”

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“I’d party but I’ve got a nine month old with me.”

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"Can't you find a baby sitter?"

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“It’s been too long since I last partied so hard I almost died. If I don’t go out tonight I’m gonna go insane.”

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aliciaedwcrds:

“except sushi?! and here i thought we could have a lovely food based relationship.” she feigned offense, putting her hand over her chest. “how do you not like sushi?”

“Oh wow, you seriously love the only thing I don’t? Because.. It’s raw food. Food is not supposed to be eaten raw.”

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aliciaedwcrds:

“i’m so glad to find someone else who shares my love for food.” she grinned, slinging her purse over her shoulder. “anything specific you’d like?”

“If you ever need a food partner I’m more than happy to help. I can eat pretty much anything. Except sushi.”

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domelba:

“Exactly. That’s where anybody crosses the line. My money and my family are my type priority. Of course. I’m not greedy. Money comes and goes, but don’t steal it from me. You gotta wait in line, mate.” He chuckled.

“Same here. That’s refreshing, it’s not often you meet people like that. I’m sure there’s a long one,” he chuckled.

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“i feel like i haven’t slept in such a long time” the blonde frowned, finally getting the motivation to get out and move out of her room. “going to paris really fucked with my sleeping schedule, y’know? but since i’m up anyway do ya wanna grab some food?”

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“Tell me about it. I love food, hell yeah.”

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domelba:

“People are just ridiculous nowadays. You just can’t mess with people’s money like that.” He shook his head, letting a dark chuckle escape his lips as he was asked what he did. “Exactly. If he would’ve asked, I would’ve given it to him. I didn’t do anything. They just don’t work for me anymore.”

“You can fight me but don’t try and stop my money. That’s just low. Seriously? You’d give your friend that kind of money if they just asked? Do you want to be my new bestfriend?”