Dashing and debonair

Weird little lady?

Well I do hope you’re doing better financially, staying afloat, just doing well. We’ve missed you.

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Yeah. An English woman with an odd name - though not as odd as yours. Eris, I think she said. Do you know her?

And I'm doing just great. I'm flattered to hear that.

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You are rather amusing, I am talking about the Queen of Vampires Mr. Dulton

#he may be being nice but he still thinks shes crazy XD #gif: eris

I don't pretend to know anything about vampires, so...Okay. Whatever floats your boat.

Only a few days, and I can not stand this country any longer. It is my Kingdom, I am known as the Queen of England in Europe, humans souls fear only by listening to my name, I am the master and sovereign of human fear crossing the sea.

I am Eris Voncraigsen, pleasure to meet you Mr. Dulton

That's interesting, you know. But I'm English and I'm pretty sure our Queen is a lot wrinklier than you are.

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You are right about that, I just want to go back to London… Where are my manners? What is your name gentleman?

#he's truly honoured :p #gif: eris

Tell me about it. How long have you been away? Just with you calling it a kingdom you make me wonder.

And I'm Matthew Dulton. How about you?

We are people too…kind of.

Did you go anywhere fun, or exciting?

Well, as ever I suppose.

Of course you're still people. Though I was talking to a weird little lady that really didn't think much of you all.

And no, I'm afraid not. I just haven't had enough money to come in as regularly as I might like to. Probably the most boring place it's possible to be.

And that doesn't sound overly cheerful.

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I do not possess any of the sort, I do not need it. I just kill humans when I need the money. I am planning being in this country for three more days, I just need the clouds to cover the sun for a whole day and I’ll go back to my kingdom.

Well then, I wish you a speedy journey. You sound like you can't wait to get out.

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I have no interest in knowing what you may be doing, what I do know is that they are not “nice” woman, and to be honest with you, I feel sorry that you have to pay for the company of a woman

Chill your beans, woman. I'm not trying to insult you here, I was just assuming since you have to pay on your way in you'd be here for the women.

Don't you have a house or an apartment to hang around in?

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I have no interest in knowing what you may be doing, what I do know is that they are not “nice” woman, and to be honest with you, I feel sorry that you have to pay for the company of a woman

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Okay, firstly, I don't have to pay for women. I'm just picky with them. Secondly, if you have such a dislike for all of the women, what are you doing here and why are you paying to watch them dance?

I do not see how could you like that, since this is a whore house and the whores in this place are rather stupid.

See, if this was a whore house I would be boning someone. Which I'm not doing, as you can see. They're perfectly nice women, you know.

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I see, it seems like you are the type of man who needs to be surrounded by other creatures to feel fine

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I just prefer a lively atmosphere and some pleasant conversation. I like mingling with people, that's all.

I wouldn’t say it that way, exactly. A lot of us have just been very scattered and trying our best not to neglect what we’re to do, which is entertain wonderful guys like you.

How have you been Matthew?

I guess you do need to space yourselves out a little.

And I've been better, really, but I'm not doing too badly. I've been away for a few days so I'm pleased to be back, even if it is quiet. And how have you been, fair maiden?

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I certainly have no interest in that question

#gif: eris #what a ray of sunshine XD

Well, that's fine if you like it quiet and lonely. I just don't tend to go in for that.

Off doing their own thing. In-de-pen-dence and all of that.