you can rock or you can leave

Welcome! If you are reading this, congratulations! You have found none other than, the one and only, Matt Hummel. I'm currently eighteen years old, a Senior at McKinley Preparatory for Submissives, and the proud submissive of The Headmaster of the establishment. I look forward to meeting everyone and hopefully becoming friends with most of you. Just remember that if you want me to play nice, you need to do the same!

[karofsky-d]

So, it’s probably time to introduce myself. I’m Dave Karofsky, submissive. I’ve already met some awesome people, and I guess I’m hoping I get to meet some more. Anyone who wants to play a little football or hockey should definitely hit me up!

[matthewhummel]

Well, introducing yourself just gave me reason to return the favor! Hello! My name is Matthew Hummel, submissive, and I believe you’re on the right track to meeting more amazing people. I’ve also never played football or hockey before but, if you’re looking for someone to play, I’m always up for trying new things.

[christiensmythe]

I suppose now is as good as time as any to poke my head out and properly introduce myself– not that I’ve seen anything worthy of my time yet. My name is Christien Smythe and because I’m feeling so generous tonight, I’m going to give everyone the benefit of the doubt, and the opportunity to change my mind, regarding this place and those inside of it.

[matthewhummel]

If you don’t mind me asking... have you changed your mind regarding the academy and those inside of it?

[dommebrams]

Ew. I thought it was supposed to be too cold for nonsense like this; all I want to do is eat my breakfast in peace outside in the courtyard, but these freaking birds won’t shut the heck up and I’m about to lose my mind. Clearly, I need a couple of scarehookers to stop my life from turning into a freaking Disney film, so I’d better see some volunteers ASAP before I have to reach out more aggressively.

[matthewhummel]

I hope you were successful in finding yourself some volunteers, Miss!

[goldstarblaine]

So I know it’s a little weird to show up in the middle of the year, but I hear it’s not entirely too uncommon here, so I consider myself pretty lucky in what could otherwise be a difficult situation. I’ll be focusing on catching up to my peers in class more than anything else, but it wouldn’t hurt to poke my nose out and introduce myself too. I’m Blaine Anderson, Dominant, and it’s a pleasure to meet you all.

[matthewhummel]

Hello, Sir Blaine! I’m Matthew Hummel, submissive, and it’s a pleasure to meet you as well. Are you enjoying the academy so far?

[inthenameofsephiroth]

[matthewhummel]

supercanaries:

TBT Chris Colfer for 944 Magazine, 2009 *

[matthewhummel]

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If you ever want to surprise Sir Blaine, like I did Sir, just let me know and I’d be happy to show you a thing or two when it comes to keeping your balance.

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[jacksonclarington]

Civil discourse can be a hard thing to handle when passions are running high, so..it’s easy to say in practice. Not always the way unfortunately. 

I’m good actually. I mean-..the whole fires thing freaked everyone out but-…I think things are more or less returning to normal. I ducked down to do a few laps in the book and appreciating some time alone. How about you? 

[matthewhummel]

You make a very good point, Sir. Everyone has their own beliefs and way of thinking, and when those are questioned or argued, it can become very...  tense and cause people to say things they wouldn’t otherwise.

I’m happy to hear that, Sir. Not that the fires freaked everyone out, but the fact that you’re good and things seem to be returning to normal. There’s never anything wrong with a bit of time alone. I might love Sir’s company and having his attention but I can still appreciate the pleasure that comes from alone time. My evening’s been good, Sir, thank you for asking. I’m feeling a little restless tonight, but other than that it’s good. I’m currently busying myself with tidying up Sir’s room some more and thinking about what I want to make for breakfast in the morning.

[jacksonclarington]

I actually have to agree with you there Hummel. You can get your point across without attacking someone. 

[matthewhummel]

Thank you, Sir. I know there’s people who might disagree with me, and they are very much entitled to their own opinion. I just don’t understand why it’s a necessary form of action when there’s more... polite and respectful ways to do so.

On a different and hopefully more pleasant note, how are you this evening, Sir? Well, I hope.

[jacksonclarington]

I care about the people I care about and hardly don’t like to see them attacked or..yelled at.. So…I suppose it does. 

[matthewhummel]

I imagine, or hope at the very least, that’s the same for anyone who has people that they care about, Sir. I also can’t speak for everyone, but I’m not a fan of watching anyone be attacked or yelled at, regardless if I care about them or not. I understand that yelling might be necessary, in extreme circumstances, but I believe attacking another is simply rude and unnecessary. There’s ways to get one’s point across without attacking someone in the process.

[matthewhummel]

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Would it be out of line for me to ask if the same applies to you, Sir?

[elena-hart]

It’s a beautiful day. So I’m inside reading a book, because priorities. What’s everyone else up to today?

[matthewhummel]

If it’s a beautiful day then why read inside? The courtyard is a glorious place to sit and read. Or so it seems with the people I see doing it out there all the time.

[zane-booker-blog]

Is it possible to introduce yourself without seeming awkward? If so someone should give me tips. But hey I’m Zane, the terribly confused new meat.

[matthewhummel]

I don’t think you seem awkward, but that might be from the fact I can still remember when I was new myself. Hello, Zane! I’m Matthew, or Matt, whichever you prefer because I’ll respond to both. Welcome to the academy. I’ve been here for a year and a half, so I’m more than happy to help you learn your way if you need it, so don’t be afraid to ask!

[thegoodplacefm]

There’s a guard hovering in my doorway because I refuse to see the invisible fence he says is supposed to keep me in this tiny little janitor’s closet they call a room, because curfew says I have to stay in here while the pretentious winners at Dalton get to wander around as they please? And you all put up with this? Incredibly serious inquiry, I’m not even remotely joking.

[matthewhummel]

I have a feeling you aren’t going to appreciate my usual “welcome to the academy” speech.

So I’m just going to introduce myself; Matthew Hummel. I can’t help you with the curfew dilemma, unfortunately, but if you need help finding your way around or there’s something I can do that won’t go against the rules the Headmaster has in place, don’t be afraid to ask.

[matthewhummel]

What makes you angry?

I’m not really the type to get angry, but the one thing that does make me less than pleased is when someone speaks negatively of someone that I care about, such as: my brothers, their Dominants, or Sir.

Not that anyone should be speaking negatively of anyone anyways, but my family is important to me and I don’t appreciate it when someone speaks badly of them.

[matthewhummel]

PRIVATE

@cameron---hummel

[PM] We worry because we love you. I know I’d feel terrible if I didn’t ask. We’re okay, yeah. This is just so strange. Do you really think it’s over?

I know and I love the both of you too. I just feel like it’s unnecessary because I’m not in Dalton like the two of you were. I wasn’t in... danger like you and Kurt. This is strange and it’s terrifying to think someone would do something like this. ...Honestly? I don’t know. Sir isn’t worried and he’s doubled the security, but I still can’t help but be worried and afraid about what’s going on.

[tgaheadmaster]

As I am sure you are all aware, there was an incident yesterday that has left many of you in shock. Trust me when I say that I am no less shocked, but I am not worried. If anyone has any information in regards to the arsonist behind yesterday, or the hacker that’s been fiddling with the school’s social network, there will be a reward for any information that helps lead to the apprehension of whoever is responsible. And they will be apprehended. In the meantime, security has doubled. This is a school, not a remake of Les Miserables, there will be no more of this.

[matthewhummel]

I think I might be worried enough for the both of us, Sir.