Big Bang Baby

The name's Matt and I'm all about having a good time. I'm 28, big fan of old school games, 80s music, and random movies. I'm a down to Earth type who jokes around and typically wants to keep things light and easy going. Oh. Guess I'm single. But not for long...??

[matthewxdavidson]

upperwestsideblaine‌:

Blaine shot Matt a nonplussed look, although a tiny smile still tugged at the corner of his mouth at his antics. “The wedding isn’t over yet, there’s still time,” he pointed out, hip-bumping right back. He was loose and happy and had all of his favorite people in one place, and even his father’s stone-faced silence at the parents’ table couldn’t overshadow the smile on Blaine’s face every time he looked over at Kurt.

Instead he slung one arm over Matt’s shoulders lazily. “The next event won’t be my wedding, so have at it.”

It was as if Blaine didn’t want him to see that smile but he did, and it caused a bigger one to form on his own lips. “Truuuuuuuuuue. There is but I promised I’d be good. Can’t have me making some scene and taking the spotlight away from you and Kurt. The next wedding will have that honor. It’ll probably be my own, which sucks for Bri. She’ll just be with a permanent facepalm throughout the whole night. And the time we’re married.” He joked. He wouldn’t actually do that to her, not intentionally. 

“Awesome. I’ll make sure when I’m getting escorted out from the next event that they know it was all your idea. Because you gave the okay.” Matt’s arm went around Blaine’s side and he brought him in for a sideways hug. “How does it feel? You guys finally tied the knot. Does it feel like you’ve got that whole weight off your shoulders now?”

[matthewxdavidson]

After the toasts and all the things that happen with weddings, Matt grinning and whooping and doing his usual because A. He had a couple drinks by now,  but mainly B. Since it’s his best friend’s big day. There was that momentary lapse where he said something to Ames that he should have kept to himself, and didn’t know if he should just stuff it back to where it resided because nothing would ever come of it. Matt learned that already with all the shit luck he’s had these past couple years. 

“Looking good out there, Anderson.” he said as he went up to Blaine and gave him a hip bump. “See, I told you I wouldn’t embarrass you too much today. But don’t expect me to be on my best behavior at the next event.”

@upperwestsideblaine​

[matthewxdavidson]

Matt isn’t a nervous guy. There’s always such confidence which oozes from him, and he knew that a lot of that came across as ridiculous but it also helped hide the fact that he’s actually a ball of nerves inside. Plus a lot of other things but hey, this isn’t some counseling session. Anyways, he stood at the front of everyone with a mic in hand, people saying a few words to the grooms and it was now his turn. 

While up there Matt cleared his throat and looked out to everyone, flashing that million dollar Davidson smile. It was worth a million to him but he could hear Blaine in his head saying it’s a million in Monopoly money. 

“You know,” he started to talk and laughed. “I wanted to come to this thing dressed as a dinosaur. And Blaine talked some sense in me. Which turned out to be a good call because I can’t imagine trying to move around the whole night in that thing. Never mind that it would have taken all the attention off the two most important people in this room right now.” He wondered if Blaine, or even a few other people in this room were worried about what was about to come out of his mouth. And if he had a few drinks it probably would be a number of inappropriate things but he’d never do that to Blaine, especially on such a special night for him.

“I’ve known Blaine for about fifty-two years,” he stopped and pretended to count on his fingers, “Wait. Maybe thirteen. I’ve never been good with math, but yeah. We go way back. We met at a party at our dad’s law firm and it was one of those instant connections. He’s been there for me through so much. I’m talking those kinds of things you see in movies about best buddies like hang outs, blanket forts, dance parties to Abba. Things like that. And I know I’ve seen a fair share of things that he’s gone through over the years as well. Though I probably shouldn’t share those few times when I saw his hair completely product free...” he flashed a devilish grin at his buddy and laughed. “Sorry, man. Cat’s out of the bag.” Matt continued, “And all these memories are awesome. Those types of things I know I’ll probably get warned about sharing with his and Kurt’s kids in the future, but their Uncle Matt will probably still sneak a few in because, well. It’s me.” He went to pick up his glass and turned to face both Kurt and Blaine, beaming proudly. “Kurt. I hope you look forward to me being as big of a pain in your side as I’ve been to Blaine’s. You’ll probably get used to that feeling. Like a type of indigestion, but a bit different because I come with jokes and movie references.” He looked to Blaine and grinned. “And Blaine, I look forward to hearing all the great adventures married life brings you and to be included in a big family blanket fort dance party, well, once you and Kurt have settled from your honeymoon.” He raised his glass a bit higher and said, “To the newlyweds. Love you both.”

@upperwestsideblaine​ @hummelcommakurt​

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Text || DavAnderson

Blaine: No you canNOT have a bunny tail peeking out between the tails, Davidson.

Blaine: You’re full of it – but thanks. And thank you for doing all of this – this means a lot to me, you know that,

right?

Matt: Come on!!! Let me have something!

Matt: I'm kiiiiiiiiiiidding. I'll dress normally. Just like I will tomorrow. On the inside I'll be in costume.

Matt: It's nothing. You know I'll do anything for you. Though don't get all emotional with that.

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Text || DavAnderson

Blaine: NOPE.

Blaine: I'll make you wear a tux with tails.

Blaine: YES I am, thank you for noticing.

Matt: the one Bugs Bunny wears when he plays the piano?

Matt: No shit I noticed. You’re my best friend. I know these things

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Text || DavAnderson

Blaine: How very tragic, 😋

Blaine: Yeah. It IS pretty awesome. And you're going to be my Best Man when we renew our vows in three years, too.

Blaine: It's controlled spontaneity! Because otherwise it's just chaos!

Matt: Can I wear my dino suit then????

Matt: YOU’RE controlled spontaneity

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Text || DavAnderson

Blaine: You’re just that much of a heartbreaker, I guess. A guy trims your sideburns and it’s love at first clip, 🙄

Blaine: You packed clothes, right? And not just alcohol?

Blaine: Good, because it’s his wedding too, he should get to cut loose. I promise not to be THAT couple, though – he’ll have me all to himself after Saturday, 😊

Blaine: Hey, I can be spontaneous. As long as it’s under controlled circumstances, 😋

Matt: Love at first shave! He use his razor on me when I first when in. Thought he was gonna skit my throat. Would have sucked for you because I started seeing him before we met. Then you’d have missed out on aaaaaaaaall of this.

Matt: Be that couple. You got lucky and landed a guy you want to spend time with and it get away from during a bachelor party. That’s awesome right there.

Matt: How the hell is that even the same league as spontaneity??

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Text || Matt & Amelia

Mia: It's not only Blaine and Kurt's wedding I'm working on! I have events and have to check my employees works too. So no shaking fists at me, sir.

Mia: I saw that in the news. Dear mother nature...but I'm glad you are alive.

Mia: Super ready. You?

Matt: How dare you not hyper focus on the one wedding that means everything to everyone! So I'll not only shake one fist, but two.

Matt: Aggressively.

Matt: Very.

Matt: There was a time when I thought Blaine and I could've had a shot but it just never panned out for us. Kurt's a really good guy and I'm glad he makes Blaine happy because if anyone deserves happiness. It's that guy.

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Text || DavAnderson

Blaine: He’s not MY barber. My eyebrows are safe.

Blaine: That counts for little to nothing, but nice effort anyway.

Blaine: Thursday sounds good. I’ve already got Friday off, I just have to be back in town my midday to coordinate the rehearsal and rehearsal dinner.

Blaine: I don’t know if Coop and Nate can make it on short notice? Sam, definitely. Maybe Elliott and Alex?

Blaine: …I’m not allowed to say Kurt, am I?

Matt: I know he's not but that doesn't mean he won't try to chase you down with trimmers. I think he's in love with me.

Matt: Got the car ready to go for this 2pm this afternoon!

Matt: You can invite Kurt if you want. It's allllllll up to you.

Matt: Haven't done a semi spontaneous road trip in awhile. And I know for you this is a super big deal, Mr. Must Plan Everything.

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Text || Matt & Amelia

Mia: Hey Matt! I'm good, busy as always. How about you?

Matt: You better be busy! You’re working on my best friend’s wedding! *shakes fist at you*

Matt: I’m okay. Been working. Was really wiped out after my trip to California when I helped as much as I could with the wildfires.

Matt: You ready for Sat?

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Text || Matt & Amelia

Matt: Hey Ames. How's you?

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Text || Matt & Elliott

Elliott: ANYTHING. If you'd asked her to drop me like a bad habit, I honestly think she might have, and that BURNED. It wasn't healthy, I don't know if she even realized how much.

Elliott: I didn't know that at the time, though. I couldn't even say anything, because every time I tried she'd go all happily-ever-after on me, and I'd end up looking like a heel for having doubts.

Elliott: I did wonder why she was upstairs in the first place. And this isn't me blaming you -- El was her own person, I'd never take that away from her. But I had a lot of anger and guilt and grief to work through, and I'm starting to think you did too. Maybe we both still do.

Matt: I don't understand why it got to that level with us. We went from having fun to things being very, VERY serious. And I know I don't have to remind you about the whole fucking mess at the start of the year.

Matt: I know it came down to her passion. She is a very passionate person.

Matt: Was. Was feels wrong to say even after all this time. But she had this ferocity to how much she loves someone.

Matt: You were being realistic. I had to remind her of certain things or why something can't happen.

Matt: I wish I had known she was up there. All that time I thought she was downstairs and outside. Part of me will always blame myself for what happened to her. That everything we've done led to what played out that night. I feel like shit whenever I see or talk to Amelia.

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Text || DavAnderson

Blaine: Your barber. I can take him, 🥊

Blaine: Are you SURE about that? Really, REALLY sure?

Matt: You sure about that? He may shave one of you eyebrows off.

Matt: I AM!!!

Matt: Well, okay. I'm not. But I'm at least 95% sure of it???? Does that count for something?

Matt: So we good for Thursday? Who you want to come along?

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Text || DavAnderson

Blaine: ...We'll see. You know I'd be honored to be your best man, though.

Blaine: Thursday night? The wedding's Saturday evening. But can you promise it won't end up playing out like 'The Hangover'?

Matt: You better be! My barber wanted to fight you for that spot.

Matt: but I calmed him down

Matt: We’re nowhere near Vegas! And I don’t think Mike Tyson is in Ohio.

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Text || DavAnderson

Blaine: I think you should probably save that for your own wedding, ha.

Blaine: ...I'm listening. Dancing where?

Matt: Would you go to it naked? You do know you’re my best man, right?

Matt: It’s a couple nights before the wedding but we take a limo to the next city over and hit up one of their night clubs and stay the night. Invite a few people and just cut loose.

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Text || DavAnderson

Blaine: Mattivere, 🙄

Blaine: It is! I checked in with the venue today, and the flowers should be all set, and the caterers are confirmed.

Blaine: I don't know about our suits, though, Kurt still won't tell me what he has planned. Sorry!

Matt: It’ll get figured out! If not then we can have a nudist wedding. Bet the HC will love the shit outta that 😉

Matt: I know you don’t want strippers but what about a night of dancing?

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Text || DavAnderson

Matt: Blainantha!

Matt: It’s almost here!