Oh no.

This blog broke my quote based sideblog streak. You can call me Kyle. I'm 24 and I draw things. I will either tag entire short stories worth of text or nothing at all. For the love of fuck if I'm reblogging a proshipper tell me so I can block.

[matts-flushed-keys]

Heya, I'm Kyle. Not particularly active in this fandom anymore but if I see somethin that really catches my eye I'll reblog. If you're here for the Insinirate post, here it is. https://www.tumblr.com/matts-flushed-keys/713110836174028800

Now with that outta the way: First off, transphobes, pedophilic / incestuous / noncon or 'complicated' ship enthusiasts, (pro)ship neutrals, TBATF fans, n/zi Red Leader fans, Dream stans, South Park fanatics (ESPECIALLY shippers), you are not welcome on this blog and will be blocked on sight.

Other than that, I like talking to people, I promise. Feel free to say hello (keep in mind I'm 26, I'm not going to be comfortable holding private conversations with a 14 year old. No offense). Big fan of zombie stuff, cryptid horror and apocalypse scenarios.

I'm Really bad at tagging reblogs consistently and will basically only ever remember to tag something with gore or blood if the person I'm reblogging from did first, so watch out for that. If it's my own work however it will be tagged appropriately. No offense would be taken if someone were to ask/remind me to tag something.

Art tag is 'the art tag ever' and/or 'the art tag'

Text/theory tag is 'eddsworld theory' and/or 'Kyle Ramblings'

Vent/Criticism/Discussion tag is 'uh oh! byebye!'

Here's my eddsworld OC-sona (he/they). Yeehaw.

(Btw this is a sideblog, I can't reply from here if you say something at me through comments.)

[sheriffthompson]

what is going on over there

[nxbellion]

YO GUYS DON’T WORRY IT’S NOT ENDING AND IF MATT SAYS SO WE ARE SURE

[mxttellion]

god I wish they pulled the plug

[eddsworldrus]

[kr4shzz]

Two sillies

[hikkisunny]

“I HATE TORD!!!” then why give him endorsement?? Do you really hate tord or are in denial about liking him?? Or are you trying to be different with it??

[holy-reference-in-a-username]

original

[tomeebear04]

do you have any eddsworld merch? If so from where i cannot for the life of me find anything i really want on their website i sadly got into eddsworld a little too late to see any good merch 😭

not really. im very picky when it comes to merchandise. honestly the only franchise i buy anything from actively is sonic. gotta spend all my coin on that hedgehog

i did recently buy one of germs tom keychains since i had the extra cash to do so. which i should be getting pretty soon. he makes pretty great stuff so @/germygogurt on twitter if you want any fan made merch. idk when his next drop of ew stuff will be tho

and i made stickers of my own art to just put on my record player bc i thought it would be goofy

i do agree that the official merch is lacking. i never liked anything they released ever LOL. even pre-beyond. none of the t shirt designs ever clicked with me. i wish they had more discreet designs. the only ones that are kinda like that available rn are the m@, ska band, and smeg head shirts. which... im not going to buy a shirt about smegma sorry man. i wish the ska band one came in black or something instead of that terrible grey t shirt color that always shows sweat stains. the m@ shirt is just ugly. i would only consider getting the pins but i have no where to put those things

the youtooz figures are okay. im not a fan of how they look at all. it's just funko pops for gen z imo

im a "plush loving person" - (jenny nicholson, 2020), so when they announced official plushes i got pretty excited. but theyre terminally ugly so i never even considered buying one. ive never actually seen an eddsworld plush that isnt weird looking official or not. no ball for me

your best bet with eddsworld merch is with fans. at least until the official store ups its game or smthn

[mityfresh]

Tord :p

[cunttom]

This pic is so beautiful it's like the opposite of tord piss bowl edds smile is so heartfelt and genuine the cake is luxurious. Matt has found a reason to live. It's so magical. What could love be? How can we find kindness in world

Edd world

[mxttellion]

He's not that good at flirting

[mxttellion]

Maybe we do need some kind of beginner's guide to the eddsworld fanbase. We can't have the same three points of discourse being thrown around every two weeks because of collective amnesia.

as fandom-cringe and 2010s tumblr-core as it sounds

[mxttellion]

no patrick, shipping ew characters together isn't rpf

[youramradio-deactivated20240428]

i call this the headcanon chart. see my vision

[youramradio-deactivated20240428]

elaboration

[theroseunblown]

if I may:

[mxttellion]

augh . this trope (?) has my heart

[animentality]

[iwatchedvideodrome-deactivated2]

i like to think im funny

[tomeebear04]

day 63

[halfaliveoffcialacount-deactiva]

My little fag 🥺🥺🥺🥺

[four-bastard-bustle]

cut that shit out. that's a real man with a wife. don't say that about people who don't even know you

[codysworld27]

Not to mention how weird it is... It's also really fucking gross to do this with people, no wonder OP had to leave their old account when they post stuff like this.