mathildalinneas @mattuhs - Tumblr Blog

Don’t let casual anti-semitism and nazism slip by. Even if it’s something small like a swastika drawn on a desk at your school, report it. These small incidents all build up and contribute to a much bigger problem that needs to be fixed.

lagoonhag

wouldnt it be cool to just like not feel nervous about everything all the time

ithotyouknew2-deactivated201710

I swear y’all be asking for relationship advice like:

Hi, my man has no job, lives with me rent free, doesn’t cook, doesn’t eat pussy, his balls stink, he drank all the Minute Maid Fruit Punch and put the carton back in the fridge, he cheated on me twice with my mama and he don’t like Beyoncé anyway the other day we got in a fight the other day and he called me a bitch, what should I do?

tamaleboy-deactivated20210109

lettersfromadreamgirl

my hidden talents include romanticising everything, oversharing, crying, and overthinking

dajo42

my favourite thing about being super unemployed is applying for jobs that i simply have no place doing at all. like., its 5am and im applying to be an air traffic controller because in theory i guess i could

scienceandfandoms

listen, if the president of the united states can apply for a job he has absolutely no qualifications for and get it I see no reason why you shouldn’t at least try

dajo42

well fuck, you’re not wrong

zackancodeine

my mom has a friend who has a failed program-service dog and he’s literally my favorite creature

He’s a really smart lab, he learned all the commands, but he just has an affinity for doing them whenever he wants

So this lady’s dog literally turns on-off lights, opens doors, opens the fridge, etc… at his own wishes.

Her house looks like its baby-proofed, with kid safe locks on everything and stuff, but really she just has a dog that’s learned all the mobility service dog commands but has a mind of his own.

noranbit-deactivated20180511

Chaotic Good Boy

avocadobananas

who fucking litters. why do i ever see litter. who thinks that’s okay. who. who NEEDS to throw their fast food bag out the fucking window instead of waiting until they get somewhere with a trashcan. what kinda clown behavior. get fucked.