@MattyV512

A collection of thoughts, images, and dirty laundry

[mattyv512]

Angel in the Trees. (at Austin, Texas)

[mattyv512]

Oh no I'm lost!

[mattyv512]

Happy Holidays from your SISTERS. #austin #tx #atx #sketch #comedy (at Austin, Texas)

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I've got two new twitter followers...Not sure who I'm more impressed by to be honest. @marlonbrando @scottiephilli81 www.twitter.com/mattyv512 #austin #tx. #ofcourseitsbrando #islandofdrmoreau #streetcarnamed...#whatwasthatsstreetcarsname?

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The best of ATX AND NOLA BRASS together tonight at the @parish!! Whoaaaaaa! This is the best show in town tonight! No offense to all other shows of course! W @bossstreetbrassband & @bigsamsfunkynation! Bring itttt!

[mattyv512]

Hmmm @lebronjames liked my cat video on @vine. Thats HUGE!!

[sntg]

[mattyv512]

"Under the bridge downtown....." #austin #tx #rhcp. #thisaintdowntown

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There's a mouse in my house and I'm the mutha fuckin exterminator! #rodentbegone #shamwow

[mattyv512]

Who am I really? #balloon #fullofair #fullofshit #happynewyear

[tastefullyoffensive]

Video: Nick Offerman Recites Some Profound Shower Thoughts [gifs via]

[mattyv512]

Yes Nick Offerman. yesssss

[toomanykids]

[aduhm-deactivated20150428]

he fuck that goat

[mattyv512]

"Was that a lamb skin condom you used mother fucker?" asked the Lamb. "Hell no ...you know I don't use condoms." "Ok good. Whew..."

[zahnoir]

[mattyv512]

Im locking up. Abort. Abort Red Rocket Abort!

[primaryschool-blog]

[mattyv512]

This ain't no dog and pony show mister! Oh wait...Mister, right this way to the dog and pony show. 

[breaking-bad-bitch]

[mattyv512]

but it worked out cause she also had to pee. 

[c-isnenegro]

[mattyv512]

#truth

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