Mister Comedy

Mike 18 | College Sophomore | From NY

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[stability]

[damianmcgintleman]

why the fuck do people always remind you that taco bell isn’t real mexican food like do you not think that i know that like do you think i go to taco bell because i think the 16 year old white guy behind the window just made me authentic mexican cuisine two minutes before i pulled to the second window no do you know why i go to taco bell it’s because it’s 1:30am and my life is terrible so i order a coke and five dorito loco tacos and shove them down my face in the parking lot

[ilstack]

Should be commissioned as an ad for Taco Bell

[broadstreets]

[no-chill-at-all]

[dankmemeuniversity]

[notsafef0rtwerk]

Excuse me, 911, i just witnessed a murder

[rebel-in-tartan]

HOLY SHIT

[carazelaya]

[11asi49-deactivated20150321]

[nuur-iyo-naxariis]

the caption reads: “I’m trying to give him positive role models”

[arealgoldmouth]

[hijerking]

OK idea:

message me what country you’re from and your 3 favorite things about living there

[hijerking]

why do i bother

[dunyun-rings]

Don’t let another person ruin your day

ruin your own damn day

[jinkies-binx]

me, holding my thumb over my laptop’s power button: do you need a time out or are you done

[setheverman]

don’t worry, you’re still in the “early life” part of your wikipedia page

[veryoldlady]

cool

[cardinalisinfernum-deactivated2]

me getting some Irish dick: oh please don’t stop

him: aye ya loike that do ya? Wud ya loike if ah went harder? Wud ya loike that ya little sloot?

me: uh…. y…yeah….

him: whut was that?

me: uh… aye….

him:

[ethniccrying]

I actually want to kill myself

[smutfemme-deactivated20220218]

i wish i could get this tattooed on me

[licensehaver-deactivated2025061]

calling in thicc today

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[peteneems]

[itwashotwestayedinthewater]

these are the most early 2000s nu metal motherfuckers i have ever laid my eyes on, and exactly what i would expect from the people who voiced ed edd n eddy