If I Had Only Become a Poet.

ANTONBLAST askblog

[maul-buster]

Hopefully, the other busters aren't on here. I have no time for stupid questions... Or complaining.

★ Intro Below... The ★ means it is OOC text.

Ah.. welcome to my.. blog. I am Maulbuster, one of Satan's elite moles. I believe that is the term I should use..

As you dig throughout my posts, there are bits and pieces you should know.

★ RULES!

Do not send me straight up adult content. (★NSFW) Just because I am an adult, doesn't give you consent to send me such images.

Do not bombard my in-box. You'd be surprised: but I actually have a life.

Be mindful that I may not get to you when you'd like me to get to you. Please be patient.

★ Roleplays are okay, but just like the rule above: Don't rush me! @'s are fine, but don't spam them.

Be kind. Why do I even have to say this?

★ NOTES....

★ Maul has no canon personality! So she runs purely on my headcanons and the sin she's supposed to represent.

★ She sees the Bossbusters as her children, so ships on this blog would be a little.. weird? Basically, she can be shipped with anyone besides the Bossbusters, and ballbusters.

Well.. dear reader, that is all. Want to know more? Just contact me in my inbox, I do not mind answering concerns.

[maul-buster]

Throws a steak to the Audrey

* awhh, she gobbles it right up!

[maul-buster]

How are the other bossbusters gonna react to this??

Who? Are YOU talkin 'bout?! Unless these busters got sumthin good to eat; I don't care WHAT they got to say!

[maul-buster]

"SO GO GIT IT!"

* 2026 April Fools!

* Maulbuster (and the other blogs) are turned into their opposite media! This will be in effect for the entirety of April.

* the rules still remain on the blog. Please dont forget them.

[maul-buster]

Ooc: fuuuckck i hate mobile tumblr

[maul-buster]

April fools passed? What a shame.. if only I had known. Nothing will happen, I am truly sorry.

[im-paul-im-paul]

I'll help you with a joke that's very late

[maul-buster]

NO. Thank you.

I would— whats that large crackling I hear?

[maul-buster]

April fools passed? What a shame.. if only I had known. Nothing will happen, I am truly sorry.

[tallbustin]

I propped a bucket of paint above your door

[maul-buster]

This is why I stay away from you unless, I'm giving orders.

[maul-buster]

April fools passed? What a shame.. if only I had known. Nothing will happen, I am truly sorry.

[maul-buster]

Will anyone explain why there are horses in hell?...

I'm not complaining, I just wish they'd actually do something instead of taking up space.

[maul-buster]

What's your favorite dessert/treat?

Hmm.. well, I find cakes to be delectable, but I only eat them when I go up to the surface. Theres a bakery there who needs to move to a better place than Boiler City.

But I prefer a single slice. Two or Three sickens my stomach.

[maul-buster]

... I have been reading for a very long time. Forgive me, if anyone has anything to ask me, I am here.

Although, I might need to make another cup of tea... It's cold.

[maul-buster]

OOC: took me hours to realize i accidentally reblogged something on here 🥹

[maul-buster]

the blogs coming back?????

* She's ignoring you. And doing a very great job at it. She has a cup of.. steaming-something, and a paper she's intently reading.

[small-buster]

Mama maul!!!

[tallbustin]

Oh joy Maulbuster is back you were missed ever so much

[small-buster]

Happy ending!!!

[tallbustin]

Smallbuster that was sarcasm

[small-buster]

oh

[maul-buster]

* She slowly looks up from the paper, waving at Small.

Hello dear, and goodbye Tall. Satan has a plan for you, and it'll hurt.

[maul-buster]

the blogs coming back?????

* She's ignoring you. And doing a very great job at it. She has a cup of.. steaming-something, and a paper she's intently reading.

[aslyhound]

man... The year is ALMOST over!

[maul-buster]

And you haven't brought back your old blogs like you said you would, Juno.

We're waiting.

[maul-buster]

OOC

Hi! So, I'm gonna keep this simple and short because i am tired and dont really have a better way to explain this, but I have left the Antonblast fandom. My askblogs based around antonblast will remain inactive. I will now reblog this message with my other blogs.

[maul-buster]

Maulbuster, I dare you to use tallbuster as one of those fancy boas people wear around their neck

He smells like mildew and a burnt avocado.

I'll pass.