[max-attendance]

obviously if i'm small and light enough that i can comfortably sit however and wherever i want on u i am going to find new ways to sprawl over u every time i see u

[max-attendance]

*knees hooked around yr shoulders hanging upside-down playing on my phone*

[twinshelterwings]

Combine this with our already nonsensical sitting positions and we’ve remade the gordian knot

[max-attendance]

i can't believe you'd just knot me

[twinshelterwings]

How has this ever even possibly managed to come under question?

[max-attendance]

i wanted to make that joke and i am paying the price because i have written myself into a corner and made fool of myself....

[twinshelterwings]

We all make mistakes. You should come sit sprawl down over here so nothing consequential can come from it

[max-attendance]

is that a threat

[twinshelterwings]

Feeling threatened?

[max-attendance]

....

....

....

no you're a big softie.....

[lx-mobageshiki]

[max-attendance]

obviously if i'm small and light enough that i can comfortably sit however and wherever i want on u i am going to find new ways to sprawl over u every time i see u

[max-attendance]

*knees hooked around yr shoulders hanging upside-down playing on my phone*

[twinshelterwings]

Combine this with our already nonsensical sitting positions and we’ve remade the gordian knot

[max-attendance]

i can't believe you'd just knot me

[twinshelterwings]

How has this ever even possibly managed to come under question?

[max-attendance]

i wanted to make that joke and i am paying the price because i have written myself into a corner and made fool of myself....

[twinshelterwings]

We all make mistakes. You should come sit sprawl down over here so nothing consequential can come from it

[max-attendance]

is that a threat

[max-attendance]

i have to set the brothermech plamo apart from each other or else i find one of them on the floor

[max-attendance]

obviously if i'm small and light enough that i can comfortably sit however and wherever i want on u i am going to find new ways to sprawl over u every time i see u

[max-attendance]

*knees hooked around yr shoulders hanging upside-down playing on my phone*

[twinshelterwings]

Combine this with our already nonsensical sitting positions and we’ve remade the gordian knot

[max-attendance]

i can't believe you'd just knot me

[twinshelterwings]

How has this ever even possibly managed to come under question?

[max-attendance]

i wanted to make that joke and i am paying the price because i have written myself into a corner and made fool of myself....

[max-attendance]

*carefully removes u from the model runners and assembles u part by part*

[max-attendance]

*sets u next to where i sit where i can admire u and marvel at the engineering of yr design with big big eyes*

[twinshelterwings]

*assumes my assigned pose with an air of smug satisfaction.* *Its a wonderful feeling, to be made with love*

[max-attendance]

[max-attendance]

obviously if i'm small and light enough that i can comfortably sit however and wherever i want on u i am going to find new ways to sprawl over u every time i see u

[max-attendance]

*knees hooked around yr shoulders hanging upside-down playing on my phone*

[twinshelterwings]

Combine this with our already nonsensical sitting positions and we’ve remade the gordian knot

[max-attendance]

i can't believe you'd just knot me

[max-attendance]

aria....

[max-attendance]

obviously if i'm small and light enough that i can comfortably sit however and wherever i want on u i am going to find new ways to sprawl over u every time i see u

[max-attendance]

*knees hooked around yr shoulders hanging upside-down playing on my phone*

[cosmicabraxas]

*reflex taps your kneecap so you unhook, fall, and get smacked in the face by yer phone*

[max-attendance]

i should kill you where you stand

[cosmicabraxas]

What's that? I can't hear you over the sound of everyone in the chow hall laughing at this picture I took

[max-attendance]

then you won't hear me pissing in your sheets either

>:[

[max-attendance]

this is what peak performance looks like ok

[max-attendance]

obviously if i'm small and light enough that i can comfortably sit however and wherever i want on u i am going to find new ways to sprawl over u every time i see u

[max-attendance]

*knees hooked around yr shoulders hanging upside-down playing on my phone*

[cosmicabraxas]

*reflex taps your kneecap so you unhook, fall, and get smacked in the face by yer phone*

[max-attendance]

i should kill you where you stand

[max-attendance]

girl who molests you when it is undeniably Too Hot Out To Fuck

[max-attendance]

obviously if i'm small and light enough that i can comfortably sit however and wherever i want on u i am going to find new ways to sprawl over u every time i see u

[max-attendance]

*knees hooked around yr shoulders hanging upside-down playing on my phone*

[max-attendance]

obviously if i'm small and light enough that i can comfortably sit however and wherever i want on u i am going to find new ways to sprawl over u every time i see u

[max-attendance]

no one tell my brother i keep a plushie of her mech in the cockpit ok

[wikipettanko-core]

74th irredeemable pervert wikipe-tan. please only reblog if we've been mutuals

[miss-mossball]

fallen dragon queen