Max_Cryptid

I just want to have some fun

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.𖥔 ݁ ˖ִ.Info Card!༄˖°.

★ Name: Maksymilian, but call me Max or Maks for short (I just like the one with "x" better) ★ Age: 19 ★ Gender: AFAB ★ Pronouns: preferably he/him or she/her, won't mind other ★ Nationality: Polish ★ Likes: Transformers, ESSA's, LPS, The Sims 4 and 2, Metro 2033, CoD MW2019, DBH, cryptidcore and horror ★Alterhuman: wolfdog

.𖥔 ݁ ˖ִ.Important:༄˖°.

★ I'm taken (and happy) ★ Since I'm an adult, I won't be online friends with people under 18 ★ I can speak Polish and English ★ (Updated!) I got more comfortable around people on the internet recently, so feel free to talk to me here or on my discord harl3y_ ★ New rule needed to be added, if you make me uncomfortable you're gonna get ignored or blocked without explaination and I'm not gonna say sorry ★ ESSAs List WIP

.𖥔 ݁ ˖ִ.Links:༄˖°.

★Linktree★ ★Link to my LPS collection photos★ ★Link to my post about a Douglas Tier List★ ★My first video with my real voice★ ★To Do List★

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Captain Price, me, my girlfriend and my bestie are going to see TADC tonight

I gave Price this hair clip I made because there was no way it would stay on my hair 😅😭

LOOK AT MY SWEET BABY

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I hate having insomnia :(

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It's 1:45 and I'm hungry

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Age is confusing okay?

Like. I'm 19. Well my body is 19.

My brain does not accept the fact that I am 19 most of the time.

I keep forgetting I'm 19 and thinking I'm 16...

Why? I don't understand why?

Like some time ago I saw a reddit post about mental age + autism

Found it!!!

Have a screenshot too, because this I want to focus on

So like this comes from autism I assume

But I want to know, does anyone else also forget their real age and literally would by accident think/say they're younger? 😅

Or is that just me?

My psychiatrist told my mom I like toys because I'm autistic (development and that stuff) 🤷

But why most of the time I am so sure I'm 16 and not 19? That's the confusing part

And what's so special about 16? I sometimes act younger than 16 and yet it's always 16 in my mind. Like after my 17th b'day it was just always 16 in my mind and I'm super confused

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Ngl I kinda want to use neopronous (is that how they're called??? I'm outdated 😭)

The thing is, they absolutely won't work in Polish, so yeah. The fun only comes when it's my beloved English

But for real

I kinda want to use pup/pups/pupself

I don't want to make an idiot of myself and type things wrong lol

But like this isn't the first time I want to use neopronous

Lol

I used to use a different set when I was younger but then I stopped

Now I wanna go back

I don't think I will tag this post (maybe later) because I feel like this

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Btw if anyone was curious why I won't make an account addressed to anything else but just post random stuff from time to time on this ESSA focused blog...

There are a few reasons

Too many social media accounts to run overwhelm me, that's why TikTok and Tumblr get most attention while YouTube gets only reuploads and Pinterest gets updated whenever I feel like it

And another reason is just that I don't make enough of other content to need to separate it so-

+ I want to show myself fully and making separate accounts would just not work for that, although only Tumblr gets this alterhuman posts from time to time because I have people on TikTok that I don't want involved into this yet

So things will stay the way they are (and I'm totally not giving like a 10th explanation because I feel the need to over explain myself)

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Why is this so me when my mom makes me share with siblings? I'm an angry, pouty pup when she makes me give them something I asked dad for >:[

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PRICE ARRIVED!!!

HE'S SO ADORABLE AND SO SOFT!!!

Sorry it's sideways but it's from my TikTok Story. Captain Price now has Soap and Ghost with him. He will have Gaz once I have money to afford another plush (so probably during vacation)

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I'm thinking about adding to my Info Card that I'm an alterhuman, although this blog is focused around my ESSAs, that is a part of me too. But I will have to think about it

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I know things are slow right now, but I don't really have anything going on that would motivate me and I don't really wanna go on outings to the forest (the only place I can record outings in peace) cause of ticks

I don't want a tick.

And I don't want to do an outing anywhere else, cause I live on the countryside, in a village where everyone knows everyone so people would start talking, not like that's the issue, they would just tell my grandma and then she would be mean to me, cause she's old and doesn't understand

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I got an idea, a fun idea

So there are these cats, there's another Douglas white cat but I don't like that other one as much

I know the blue ribbon one is very small so idk, but the big one could be fine, still would need to think if I want him small or big

So yeah, this is a custom idea, but an oc custom

So let me show you my oc

Idk why but I don't have a better drawing of him (I don't take pics of my drawings on paper, which is my preferred media, at all)

So I would love to customize the white cat to look like my oc, and that would mean "reconstructing" the kitty's face I guess

Just another loose idea that idk if it will even come to life 🤷

But I think having my oc "real" would be comforting, I really love that oc and he is very important to me

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Today was my first ever time bathing one of my Douglas plushies, but it was needed

So this opinion (I saw it back before I even purchased Maverick) was what made me wash Maverick (well and the fact that his back started giving me sensory issues for no reason)

I hate when a texture I loved starts to overwhelm me, but I couldn't just chop Maverick's top fur off like I did with Bucky, cause they got different fur types, on Maverick it would look awful, on Bucky you can't really see a difference unless you know what to look for

So I hand washed him in the sink and put him on the spinning cycle in the washing machine and he came out fine (I watched some tutorials on TikTok)

And I know this review said they put their plush in the washing machine, but I was too scared to deal with any kind of heat I couldn't feel with my hand so-

The water was so disgusting after 🤢

He's still slightly damp but he's softer now ofc it's not a drastic change but I can touch him again so that's good

Thank you random reviewer from 2 years ago, you saved my bond with my ESSA 💚

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Maverick is almost dry now, but he smelled like laundry detergent and it bothered me so now he's sitting in front of a fan

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Today was my first ever time bathing one of my Douglas plushies, but it was needed

So this opinion (I saw it back before I even purchased Maverick) was what made me wash Maverick (well and the fact that his back started giving me sensory issues for no reason)

I hate when a texture I loved starts to overwhelm me, but I couldn't just chop Maverick's top fur off like I did with Bucky, cause they got different fur types, on Maverick it would look awful, on Bucky you can't really see a difference unless you know what to look for

So I hand washed him in the sink and put him on the spinning cycle in the washing machine and he came out fine (I watched some tutorials on TikTok)

And I know this review said they put their plush in the washing machine, but I was too scared to deal with any kind of heat I couldn't feel with my hand so-

The water was so disgusting after 🤢

He's still slightly damp but he's softer now ofc it's not a drastic change but I can touch him again so that's good

Thank you random reviewer from 2 years ago, you saved my bond with my ESSA 💚

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Yes, another waiting post 🤷

We're waiting for Price this time

Updates below

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Ordered him

[25.05.2026]

They send Price!!!

I'm so excited! I heard this guy is very soft, I hope that's true 😙

[26.05.2026]

YAYYY!!!

[27.05.2026]

I'm too sleepy to think

[28.05.2026]

Ugh I want my baby here already 😭

Another update from today, today this time

[29.05.2026]

It's always silly to me when itwft Us, US US, what does it even mean???

And why no one told me I was putting the wrong dates??? 😭

[30.05.2026]

HE'S FLYING TO POLAND!!!

[02.06.2026]

"We inform that the parcel [number] has been acquired by DPD Polska. We will try to deliver the parcel on 2026-06-05"

(I tried my best to translate it)

I'm super excited!

[03.06.2026]

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Artyom trying to steal me

Maverick and Graves didn't like that

I need a cowboy themed tag for Graves, and a yellow collar + radiation themed tag for Artyomka. But I won't buy that in the closest future, maybe closer to Vacation 🤷

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GUYS MY MOMMY LET ME BORROW MONEY FROM HER SO I COULD BUY HIM!!! I'M SO HAPPY!!! I WILL BE GETTING A DREAMIE OF MINE!!!

I'm thinking about selling Simon

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I need money for a dreamie of mine quick, and Simon, sorry to tell you this, but you're a replaceable plush, since you're always on Amazon and other sites for very cheap. And I don't have a strong bond with him anymore so-

I will need to think about it

I will feel bad for selling him but I really need money for that dreamie, and after I get that dreamie I can just buy another Newfoundland to be Simon

That decision is stressful tho 😭

I don't like selling my plushies