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AH!!! I THINK IT’S TIME FOR A GIVEAWAY!

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a signed copy of CHECK, PLEASE!: STICKS AND SCONES

a Samwell University mini-pennant

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Check, Please! follows Eric Bittle, a former figure skater who joins his college’s ice hockey team. It’s a queer romance, coming-of-age story, and has fun found family vibes! Read on checkpleasecomic.com or over at @omgcheckplease.

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Ending tomorrow!

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Day 832: 8-6-19 james patterson is dead im god now

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How come Steven went all the way to Earth for help when Lars is still somewhere in space with a fucking ship and gang of off-colors? #fake #salty #unreasonable #WhenWillLarsReturnFromTheWar

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The Grinch (2018)

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A Thanksgiving Struggle

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A Thanksgiving Struggle

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Do you think I can write that I’m immortal in my personal essay for expository writing? I’m going for an A, but I will accept an A+.

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“Wahhh, why are you so bipolar!”

I’m!! Literally!! Bipolar!!

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“You know using a Snapchat filter is cheating, right?”

Good!! Tf!! Snapchat filters are the only reason I take selfies like let me live. Like damn, kEVIN, I’m sorry the filters can’t make you look taller or MAKE YOUR DICK BIGGER, FUCK OFF

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My writing creative non-fiction professor is probably partly the reason I don’t freak out when I get hit by a car or get cancer or when my cat dislocates my knee. 

She was telling us about how her husband would call her to tell her about some woman he was dating and she would think to herself, “Yay!! This will go in chapter 5 of my book!!” 

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Gender and Women’s Studies is kicking my

Ass

Did you know you have to read like fifty page articles?? I’m an English major, I don’t have time to read??? I don’t even read the books assigned for my English classes????

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The first time I had cancer, I went into a tacky gift shop with my sister where they have all the signs as ugly, neon bracelets and I pointed at the cancer bracelet and I was like, “Ayyyyy, it’s meee” and my sister was like “Ummm you’re a Leo” and I’m like…”okay. but….it me”. And she’s like so annoyed like, “no, you’re a Leo.”

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My brother texted me to say, “Kevin told me to ask you if you’re ignoring him.”

So I said that he can tell him, “Tell Kevin he’s a pussy and can eat ass.”

And my brother responded, saying, “You told me I’m not allowed to curse anymore.”

And I told him, “You can eat ass too.”

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I was complaining about my roommate being vehemently pro-life on line at the Dollar Tree and I’m Annoying™ so I considered waiting until no one else had to hear my bullshit, but the lady in front of us looked like she really wanted to laugh so I kept going.

“She told me I had to have a child and that as soon as I gave birth to it, something would click and I would love it and I told her I’d have twenty abortions if I had to and she gasped as if I had said that I’d punt a baby across a football field. She said abortion was the same as murder and it’s God’s will if I get knocked up so I just wanna get a bunch of witchy occult type shit to decorate my desk with to see if she moves out.”

“We could get you demon statues and pentagrams and pictures of the devil.”

“That’s great, I just wanna make sure I don’t end up accidentally summoning Satan because I would never hear the end of it from my mom.”

“I don’t think you can accidentally summon Satan. Just don’t speak Latin.”

“OKAY BUT LIKE what if I pick up a quarter and say ‘e pluribus unum’ and a George Washington demon shows up??”

“You can’t even speak Spanish, I don’t think you can speak Latin.”

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screaming baby!!

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I wish my mom would just delete her Facebook because I’m tired of her finding bullshit articles on her feed and completely buying into them because my annoying ass needs her to know I’m smarter than her so I go through the struggle of finding a real news source that debunks her garbage.

Like the other day she told me that abortion doctors cut the vocal cords of the fetus first so that it can’t scream and it sounded like the most bullshittiest bullshit to ever shit. The first page of google was clogged with misinformed pro life pages, but the Twitter of the doctor who said that she cuts the cord of a fetus when performing an abortion clarifies that she cuts the umbilical cord first SO LIKE Facebook is honestly the bane of my existence and mark zuckerfucker needs to come fight me

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so today was my first day back at camp and this years basically my first year where im like being a full on girl at camp and so like i was with my group today which is mostly kids whove known me for like 3 years at this point and one kid who knows me less well and like this kids 9 right so he asks me if im a boy or a girl like right off the bat cuz well, hes 9. I tell him im a girl and one of the other kids is like What!? no youre not. and im like i sure am. Another kid asks “then why were you a boy last year?” im like getting ready to figure out how the hell im gonna explain this to a kid in like 4 seconds. and then another kid asks “omg was you pretending to be a boy just an elaborate joke you and the other counselors were playing on us?!??” i just kinda stand there and im like………………………… yes. they all get cracked up because they think me pretending to be a boy was like, the funniest, most long term prank that has ever been committed to them and like i gotta say, i wholeheartedly agree that being amab is just a fucking joke.

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another kid was like “but wait? you had a girlfriend last year?” as if she thinks shes just seen through me by asking that simple question and i just say “sometimes girls have girlfriends” and she just nods like i just said the wisest fucking thing anyone has ever fucking said

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