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“Yeah, he did write a lot of dick jokes but I’m supposed to be a little more advanced than just dick jokes, Max, this isn’t high school.” Reyna almost snaps, before she shakes her head, agreeing with Max on how the amount of essays was killing her. “Uh, no. Just be nice and your usual charming self should be okay. And try not to talk about politics.”
As soon as Max pays the delivery driver, Reyna reaches for her purse, ready to pay the amount that her food had cost, wanting to pay for her own food. “Lily Potter was incredible. and she deserved better than a wizard who called her slurs and still wanted to get laid by her. Voldemort may have been the villain, but Snape was the real monster.” She explains, before taking her food from Max.
“Thank you.”
“Okay, whoa, I wasn’t, like, calling you a dumb frat boy or insulting your intelligence! I just meant, you know, that it must be a nice little break to find a dick joke amongst all the serious angstiness of Shakespeare’s stuff.” Max says with a small shrug, feeling utterly mortified at the prospect of accidentally insulting Reyna.
“You think I’m charming?” Max asks, a playful grin curling onto her lips to cover up her genuine surprise. Reyna thinks she’s charming... her crush thinks she’s charming. “Oh, don’t worry about that! I don’t know nearly enough about politics to have an in depth discussion with anyone.” She says with a small laugh.
“Well, it sounds like Miss J.K got one thing right... This Snape dude sounds like your typical straight, white male.” Max muses with a small smile. “But, I mean, at least Lily found a good egg amongst all the fuckboys, right? Her last name is Potter, not Snape so...” She shrugs.












