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Roleplay blog(??) for the character Max from camp camp. 6+ years experience.

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Hey max im like 23, since your parents are clearly shit can i just adopt you??

WHY DOES EVERYONE WANT TO ADOPT ME.

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Are snorks real.

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A what?

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The birds that deliver baby’s n shit

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Yeah they’re real but they don’t deliver babies

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Dude yeah they do, I googled it and there's even a documentary about it

[maxsearchhistory]

Are snorks real.

[davidsearchistory]

A what?

[maxsearchhistory]

The birds that deliver baby's n shit

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Are snorks real.

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Maxxy you're a gift

If I’m a gift then you’re a fucking treasure.

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FUCK THAT SEEMED NICE-

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Maxxy you're a gift

If I'm a gift then you're a fucking treasure.

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DAVID’S A SUCKER FOR TRAIL MIX PASS IT ON

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Dakota and Hattie are gay.

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M!A You and everyone at the Halloween party gain the personality of whatever costume you're wearing.

*A sort of ripple goes through the air inside the mess hall as the change in personality takes place, affecting everyone at the party.*

=)

Keep reading

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[Preston stopped, his hands folding quietly infront of him as his happy outcast changed into a scornful glare. He sank back from the party goers, eyeing @maxsearchhistory in the process]

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Max turned to look at the person he had come to the party with, taking a few steps away at the rude glare that he was being given, his usual upset personality had washed away, not filled with worry and fear at his boyfriend

"P-pressy? What's going on?"

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[CASUALLY HOARDING ALL THE KITKATS]

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Hershey is better

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Preston and Max joined the halloween party!!

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If my hands stain Mr honey nuts I'm gonna fucking kill you

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Hope you homeskillets have a radical Hallow’s Eve, and also a god chance of ascension!

[maxsearchhistory]

Halloween is terrible, you’re terrible.

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Silly, no one’s terrible! We’re all pure and safe under the careful gaze of the ancient ones!

[maxsearchhistory]

And this, this right here, is why you have no friends.

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My best friend is now my boyfriend and I’m going to confess to my other 2 best friends so we can all be in a relationship how’s your day going homsekillet?

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Well, I’m alive, so there’s something pretty great I have

:)

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Alive is overrated. You can’t walk through walls and you have to deal with things like being sick. Acsendance is how it’s hanging now!

[maxsearchhistory]

I hope your body never finds peace.

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Hope you homeskillets have a radical Hallow’s Eve, and also a god chance of ascension!

[maxsearchhistory]

Halloween is terrible, you’re terrible.

[jaspers-search-history-deactiva]

Silly, no one’s terrible! We’re all pure and safe under the careful gaze of the ancient ones!

[maxsearchhistory]

And this, this right here, is why you have no friends.

[jaspers-search-history-deactiva]

My best friend is now my boyfriend and I’m going to confess to my other 2 best friends so we can all be in a relationship how’s your day going homsekillet?

[maxsearchhistory]

Well, I'm alive, so there's something pretty great I have

:)

[maxsearchhistory]

If you say ‘kill me’ outloud too many times will it actually happen?

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Is being suicidal normal here?

[ry-regard]

“… it seems that way. I mean I wanna fucking die already too.”

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Absolutely everyone wants the sweet embrace of death to escape from this fucking nightmare of a camp

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That’s not good! *he’s writing furiously in his notebook* How does everyone survive?!?

[maxsearchhistory]

They don't

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Hope you homeskillets have a radical Hallow’s Eve, and also a god chance of ascension!

[maxsearchhistory]

Halloween is terrible, you’re terrible.

[jaspers-search-history-deactiva]

Silly, no one’s terrible! We’re all pure and safe under the careful gaze of the ancient ones!

[maxsearchhistory]

And this, this right here, is why you have no friends.

[jaspers-search-history-deactiva]

Hope you homeskillets have a radical Hallow’s Eve, and also a god chance of ascension!

[maxsearchhistory]

Halloween is terrible, you're terrible.

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My dad keeps calling me son??? Is this a death threat????