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((Boarding School au.
((thots?
(( ryan is there on scholarship, to be clear
((Boarding School au.
((thots?
Mobster Au: Maybe you van mention marriage directly? It would be hard to ignore that.
āIf I come up with the idea itās suspicious. That could be what Hattieās waiting for.ā
Mobster Au: Hattie seems fine with proposing but they are just nervous about if you would even be interested
āHow???? I keep saying stuff like āI really like spending time with youā and āyou make me happyā. What more do I have to do??? Tell them my ring size?ā
Mobster Au: Do you think Hattie would say yes if you proposed? How into you are they?
āI donāt know. Thatās the problem. Also, it looks suspicious if I propose and then they die.ā
Mobster AU: Maybe they... just don't like sex?
āThatās possible. But thatās not the only innuendo Iām talking about.ā
Mobster Au: How close are you to securing that proposal from Hattie? Or do you wanna be the one to propose?
āAt this point I might have to be. Literally every innuendo I make seems to fly over their head! Iād call them humourless but they actually do make jokes...ā
Mobster AU: I would be happy to hear stories about Lev as we walk down an alley way! Is it true that she gardens? :^)
āLike I said, I donāt know a Lev. I just want to know how you do.ā As you turn a corner in the alley, Ryan stabs you. Many times more than is necessary to kill you. She also cuts your throat, digs out your eyes, and cuts out your tongue. Pocketing the eyes and tongue, she snaps a picture with a disposable camera before texting someone. Ryan casually inspects her hands and shirt to make sure theyāre free of blood before leaving the alley.
Mobster AU: Oh boy I would <love> to go on a walk! Where are we going :^)
āJust down this alley here! Iāve got a friend that owns a tattoo shop who knows my girlfriend. They can tell you some fun stories! On the way weāll talk about this Lev, huh?ā
Mobster Au: Do you think Hattie and your gf would get along?
āIām not letting the head of a vicious crime syndicate with a reputation that would terrify the average criminal anywhere near my fucking girlfriend.ā
(Oh whoops) Mobster au: Does your gf even know about your job?
āNot the murder bits. She knows I work for the family, though.ā
((No prob!))
((Please preface your asks with the au theyāre for!
What if Hattie finds out about your gf
āIāll take care of it.ā
Hey just going out on a limb here but is your girlfriend Lev by chance?
āNo. Whoās Lev? Thatās a very interesting name. Howād you find it? Also, why donāt you take a walk with me?ā Ryan subtly plams a knife.
What did you even tell your girlfriend? 'Hey for my job I need to pretend to date and marry someone but don't worry I won't catch feelings" ?
āI told him I needed to marry someone because of the family business and that my family wasnāt happy with the situation either and would try to end the whole thing as soon as possible. If he hadnāt felt comfortable with it I wouldnāt be doing this.ā
What's your opinion on needle felting?
āThe stabbing is good but I donāt usually have the patience to complete much.ā
Does your girlfriend <know> you're pretending to date somebody else for your job?
āShe doesnāt know about the murder part. I did tell her itād be over soon though.ā