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Checking my queue to see what is going to be posted today like h h mmm .. what has the missus cooked up for tonight 🤣🤣🤣

Umm two truth and a lie! Okay… here I go 🤭

1. I’m connected with my divine feminine.. 🚺

2. All my chakras are aligned 💟

3. I’m blonde! 👸🏼

Sitting in bed stabbing myself with the pits of various stone fruit # scraping the flesh off # the flesh of the fruit not me

Just ravaged a peach # stone fruit season

I think I’m being subtweeted about not picking up on context clues and speaking my mind, but I’m not sure and I don’t want to address it. what do I do? Looking for advice @ johnquiñones

Just got told “there’s a couple people in front of you but you’re next” I’m being lied to right in my face

7dmom

Your uncle was hunted by puppets that is crazy I actually had two uncles who got hunted by puppets and they got hunted without any smoked meats or puppet knives to defend themselves so I basically know what you're talking about but even better when you think about it and I come from a proud lineage of puppet huntlets but yeah I totally get what you are saying even if you say it less beautifully than I me

Lost my salt. Salt is lost .. don’t know where it is!

why are you as a gay billionaire not spending all your money on good causes and queening out … #unethical #evil

So basically an ideal day for me is watching one and a half minute clips of Mexican mothers cooking for eight hours #receta

Becoming drug addict (bought Container of Pickle. at Grocery Store)

Penguins hold an incredibly powerful place In society .. they are untouchable .. but not to #Falkland Islands I hear

EXECUTE ALL THOSE WHO RECLINE ON A PLANE IMMEDIATELY AND WITHOUT MERCY. THAKNYOU

Lesbians dominating TSA .. what a sight for sore eyes

Where my nostalgic soft serve and colored sprinkles at

Just saw a fricking Raven. …

homework watching me look up etymology of piano in serbocroat on wiktionary 😭😭😭😭😭:whitewoman:

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