maxwell's thoughts

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Checking my queue to see what is going to be posted today like h h mmm .. what has the missus cooked up for tonight 🤣🤣🤣

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why are you as a gay billionaire not spending all your money on good causes and queening out … #unethical #evil

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So basically an ideal day for me is watching one and a half minute clips of Mexican mothers cooking for eight hours #receta

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Becoming drug addict (bought Container of Pickle. at Grocery Store)

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Penguins hold an incredibly powerful place In society .. they are untouchable .. but not to #Falkland Islands I hear

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EXECUTE ALL THOSE WHO RECLINE ON A PLANE IMMEDIATELY AND WITHOUT MERCY. THAKNYOU

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Lesbians dominating TSA .. what a sight for sore eyes

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Where my nostalgic soft serve and colored sprinkles at

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Just saw a fricking Raven. …

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homework watching me look up etymology of piano in serbocroat on wiktionary 😭😭😭😭😭:whitewoman:

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Okay, fine, I’ll say it! I LOVE THE SMEEL OF MY VACCUUM

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WHOKE WHAET BUNNNNM 😋😋😋😋😋😋😋😋😋😋😋😋

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Found a new favorite stairwell

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If yo thumbs up me I will. Run you over with my car

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Ok whale / dolphin meat super dark??? Eek! Not for me #tofu

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He’s buying a salad spinner with that voice? Girl you’re a beard

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Getting anxiety from ziti