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I would book it the moment I saw any semblance of a bug. Giant, small, medium sized, nada, okay. No bugs here, they are officially not a part of this club. You can always pretend a secret admirer wanted to really make you swoon with roses.
That's so mean Rose! We need to go to a Butterfly Pavilion or something to get you to be softer on the poor bugs! Ah I'd rather not, that's a little weird. But YOU can, j-just take a few I don't care what fantasy you play out with them.Â
2theMax: First day of speech therapy tonight, someone please blast Eye Of The Tiger at me so I don't lose the courage to go omg.
Why would she ask for how long we’ve been together? [looks at him confused] But ok, 6 months sounds good. I don’t drool, but I bet you do. I don’t like pickles, as for ice cream coockie dough is my favorite. As for the mini shower concerts, hell yeah!! Everyone does it. Even when I’m alone in my room I give mini kpop concerts.
It's a thing older ladies like to ask! Haven't you ever been hanging out with your friend and an old woman will ask how long you and them have been together? Hah I guess if you haven't up until now you've b-been lucky. Maybe 7 months if I'm drooling in my sleep around you already, sheeh! [smiles, reaching into the freezer for two iced coffees, offering her the chocolate one] I'll keep that ice cream thing in mind. Never know when we'll randomly get hungry for ice cream and start texting each other. O-Oh I gave you my number right?
Hell yeah all 300 of them! I don’t think I am Hah. I’m Cameron. But my jacket is pretty awesome, you’re right.Â
That's...pretty hardcore to be honest. Should I be worried you have plans to destroy the world with that many plants? Ooh d-do you want the fancy vases that came with them too? Is that in your evil plan?
I have none of the above, but I will buy three dozen off you for the Trinity Center, I think the patients there would appreciate them. Just tell me ow much they are. Do you get fresh flowers in very often?
Oh you don't have to buy them! I just really need them out of my tiny apartment before it becomes a giant potpourri bowl. Especially if they're going to patients of some kind! Are you a nurse? Ooh maybe a cool big sister type counselor? Well I usually grow them myself, this was...an accident.Â
I definitely didn’t google what aphids are, and I totally didn’t throw my phone across the room. I’m basically afraid of very bug known and unknown to man. I fought wild moose and foxes while hunting for food, how’d you know? I don’t know one thing about gardening or plants, so those roses are destined to die if you give them to me.
Haha ooh should we check for them and then let them meet you? Heh I'm sure they'd love you, they love Roses! Ooh or we could find those giant Japanese fighting beetles and play with those, they're k-kinda cute in their own way? They're already dead sadly...I got like 20 bunches of Valentine's day gifts basically...
I think it was a combination of everything, but mostly you being weird by giving flowers to an ahjuma [laughs at him and looks around]
It was s-supposed to be a nice gesture! Besides the fact that she asked me how long we've been together it was a pleasant exchange! Oh I told her 6 months by the way...sorry about that, heh, it seemed like the easiest answer. [starts browsing, turning back to smile at her] Enough about me being weird, I'm sure you're a weirdo t-too. Tell me about you. Do you drool in your sleep? Favorite food pickles and ice cream? Ooh do you preform tiny concerts in the shower?
Cut or uncut?
Ahaha I know you mean the f-flowers but that did not sound right. They're cut! I think that they're each romantic arrangements honestly...they came with a box of vases. Have anyone you want to give some to? I'd love to get them off my hands.
Oh, me!
All 300 of them??? Woo boy, stranger you are my kind of person. Also you have a nice jean jacket. Even more my k-kind of person, haha.Â
I don’t need quite that many, but I’ll take a couple off your hands most definitely.
I-I don't think anyone needs this many...honestly I have no idea why the company mixed that up. Maybe they thought I had some extremely romantic plans later, pffft. Yes please take some! A dozen for your possible husband, a dozen more for your possible wife! Maybe a dozen for a possible pet who enjoys plants at home!
That sounds like the prettiest mix up ever. You can never go wrong with roses.Â
You know how there's a chance of getting killer spiders in banana bunches? I fear my poor apartment is going to be overrun with all the aphids that're probably multiplying in all these as we s-speak...You're Canadian right? You probably have experience fending off wild beasts like these. But I agree you can't go wrong with Roses! Unless they refuse to take a few dozen of these off my hands...
Do you garden the food yourself? I had an edible garden but we had to leave it back in the old house but I did manage to get almost all my plants. I’m afraid I don’t own any overalls myself, either, but I’m sure you could find some in a clothing shop. [Smiles] Thank you, that would be very kind of you. Would you also happen to have prunes or sweet potatoes? I like to try and make Monkey’s food myself. The only baby food I get are those teething cookies and puffed treats, mostly because I like to sneak a new myself.
Ahh you moved your plants with you? Me too! Heh I only have a one bedroom apartment now so the p-place is a bit overrun with them. Where did you move from? It sounds nice! Dang, we're gonna have to go overall shopping one day when we're ready to give up our dignity then. I do have sweet potatoes! I have no idea who monkey is but he can have as many as he wants!
I think she already saw us [lowers her face as they walk into the store, bows to the woman and then laughs at him]
[laughs at himself with her, keeping a hold on her hand and tugging her away from the counter and over to the drinks.] You think she saw??? Heh was it the panicked voice, you laughing at me, or the obnoxious plants in our hair you think?
Anyone happen to need…about 12 dozen roses? Got my seed order switched for actual flowers.
Pinky promise [smiles] Oppa… She’s an ahjuma she’ll think it’s cute.. I gue… [she didn’t finished the sentene, she had flowers all over her hair and soo did he] you look funny
You look funny too, heh. But we can't let the ahjuma see us act like fools, we gotta act like we knew what we were doing this whole time! [gently takes her hand and proudly marches them into the store, bowing to the woman and offering her the flowers despite the strange look she gave them. Gestures to her when she looks away giving the victory thumbs up]Â
