Everything and Anything

You heard me. Also I’m new here and still figuring tumblr out so gimme a sec

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I have no tumblr post ideas right now so I'm just gonna list off some good things

frog

potato

trans rights

hand hold

avatar: the last airbender

you

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Running your fingers through someone’s hair and telling them that their hair is soft and smells nice

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a “horror” movie about a demon baby, but the parents are chill with it and treat them normally. 

“There’s a circle of fire on the front lawn” “Looks like it’s somebody’s naptime”

“Hon, the baby’s on the ceiling again.” “Hold on, i’ll get the broom”

“The baby’s speaking in strange tongues” “Raising children bilingually has so many benefits”

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The Incredibles already did this

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Somehow Bill Nye working for Starbucks feels like betrayal.

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When I was younger my dad once bet me that I couldn’t keep going on a treadmill for 15 minutes so I stayed on for 20 and I felt so cool for proving my dad wrong but apparently he was really worried about me because I never exercised so he used my stubbornness against me

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Everybody went through that stage when they first joined Tumblr where they were embarrassingly comfortable with adding shitty comments to everything they reblogged.

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OMG TOTALLY HAHA!!! XD

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Wh.....who is she

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give me a D give me a O give me a L give me a P give me a H give me a I give me a N give me a S put them all together and what dose it spell

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Jared, 19

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I am most definitively not a mouse.

I’m just not. You have no proof either way. You just don’t. Mind your business.

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i had no idea there were so many types of skeletons!

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There won’t be soon !! ;)

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being an old gen z is fun because then you’re blamed for everything two generations did while still suffering from the impacts of the generations before