Maya Hee! Maya Hoo!!

Spirit medium extraordinaire, Master of the mysterious Medium Valley. Reached nirvana and is now floating on air most of the time. Business inquiries on our website only, please! [Profile picture by the talented MaG Objection!, and the gifs of me are from Hessehl]

[maya-hee-maya-hoo]

((hey owner of this blog! are you over 18? i wanted to send in a meme that’s funny but a bit spicy (not breaking terms of service ofc lol) but i don’t want to if you’re not ~of age yk))

[OOC] I am not over 18, and thank you for being considerate! Maya applauds you!!

On that note, I would like to address something else as well. Ever since I created this askblog, there have been a lot of asks that were explicit, disturbing and triggering (multiple ERPs, in fact). It has affected my mental health quite a lot, as much as I loathe to admit it, and those asks are something I’d never thought I would have to deal with. I apologize if my energy (as Maya) has been... off, for the past week or so, as I’m still trying to recover from The Shit I’ve seen in this very inbox, and trying not to give up on this blog entirely because of some trolls on Tumblr.

I created this askblog for a fictional character I’m attached to, just so I could write a bit of Maya content and release her from Capcom’s basement. I never created this blog to feel violated or repulsed. Other bloggers in this askblog universe (you may recognize them by their profile pictures, taken from the wonderful artwork by MaG Objection!) have experienced the same problem, especially the blogs of female characters’. I would like to ask everyone to remember that there are real people behind the blogs, people who read your asks and are affected by what the content you sent us might be. This should be obvious to everyone, and it saddens me that bloggers have to expect this simply because we run askblogs for female characters on Tumblr.

Of course, there are lovely anons such as this person :D, Mx. justanother-fan, Shoe, etc. I appreciate each and everyone of you! I would also like to thank everyone, from the bottom of my heart, for supporting this blog, for going along with the schemes the other bloggers and I cook up, and for giving Maya your love. I apologize if this post was rather heavy, and I hope we’ll never have to deal with that again.

Thank you for reading all the way to the end, and have a nice day!

[miles-edgeworth-chief-prosecutor]

...What in the world do you mean by a lie? I'm not shaming you, but you're being rather ambiguous

(He deserves to know the truth... and I cannot bear to hide it any longer...)

So you do remember... wishing upon that comet. Phoenix... there is something I must confess to you... I was lying when I said I wished for that book...

What I really wished for... from the bottom of my heart... was to see your face and hear your voice everyday for the rest of my life...

I know it was a rather foolish lie... but I want you to know the truth... the true depths in which you have made your way into my heart...

[phoenix-wright-defense-attorney]

Miles…

(You absolutely adorable sap, even back then you were thinking of me like that too? How did I get so lucky to have you in my life?)

Well, I have something to confess too.

(When I wished to marry the love of my life, you were the one I had in mind.)

I have a little surprise for you… and not a “turn over this sheet of paper to find vital evidence” sort of surprise.

Could you close your eyes for a moment?

[miles-edgeworth-chief-prosecutor]

A- As you wish, Phoenix...

(I... I cannot hold it in any longer! Not when he looks at me like that! Forgive me Phoenix... for upstaging your own surprise...)

(Forget the long-winded script, forget the countless lines of poetic lead-up, I will spend the rest of my life attempting to put to words just how much you mean to me in countless ways, but right now, there is only one thing I wish to say to you...)

[Special Thanks to @great-detective-herlock-sholmes for this work of art! Be sure to send some attention and appreciation their way!]

[maya-hee-maya-hoo]

Oh, Holy Mother, they actually did it!!!

[maya-hee-maya-hoo]

Why are there members of a marching band coming towards us? They possess multiple instruments such as trumpets, drums, and xylophones!

Did you hire musicians for this occasion? Did any of our foolish little brothers hire them?

I didn’t do that. Or at least, I think I didn’t.

Why would I ever ruin our little brothers long awaited moment?

@trucy-wright-gramarye-magician, did you hire them?

[maya-hee-maya-hoo]

Edgeworth's using the "that man" voice; I think it's really happening

Oh, it’s definitely happening… Nick’s using his shy soft voice. He’s definitely up to something.

[maya-hee-maya-hoo]

I have my bets it will either be Mr. Edgeworth or a double proposal

Knowing Nick, I bet you Mr. Edgeworth would pull it out first.

But then they both also really love each other so… I think it’d be a double proposal.

Well, our questions will be answered in a moment. They’re doing some more talking!

I’m honestly not surprised they haven’t caught us yet, though. They’re as oblivious as ever.

[miles-edgeworth-chief-prosecutor]

they are looking

(They are doing far more than just looking at this point, I think I heard one of them crash from the trees, and I see Franziska is still fond of using that tracker... I just found where she planted it... but it fell out of my cuff and into the pocket where the ring is... if I try to take it out, he will see the box...)

And what of it? A suit can always be cleaned or replaced, this is far more important to me!

You see... there is this set of stars that resembles your face very well... from the twinkle in your eyes... to the softness of your smile... to your strong stance despite the weight you have carried on your shoulders over the years-

P-pardon me... I... I know this may not be the most romantic venue for looking at the stars... but you can see it so much clearer here than in the city...

(I have not given it more than a mere glance myself on this night though... why look at a mere imitation when the real radiant man himself is right beside me?)

But there is another reason I brought you here to this hill in particular...

[trucy-wright-gramarye-magician]

Is Papa finally going to ask him?!

Auntie @maya-hee-maya-hoo, wake up! I think something is finally happening!

[maya-hee-maya-hoo]

What?! Really?! Let me see!

Oh holy mother, they’re talking romantically!

Let’s see who whips out their ring first.

[maya-hee-maya-hoo]

Our little brothers are foolish, no?

Just yesterday, Miles was fretting about how distant Phoenix Wright currently has been.

"Where have I gone wrong?"

How can they be together and still foolishly pine for one another?

Ugh, you have no idea what it’s like to hear Nick rant to me about Edgeworth for several hours every other week…

Just yesterday he was having rapid mood swings about whether or not Edgeworth would say yes!

(”Would he even be ready to take this step with me?”)

I’d bet you all my burgers they’ll still continue their foolish pining even after they get married.

[maya-hee-maya-hoo]

Wait.. are you pro larry showing up as the steel samurai to the proposal.. i feel like hell make things take a wrong turn.... Knowing his luck + miles and phoenix luck... They'll stumble upon a body a be interrupted

Oh, don’t worry… we’re gonna do everything in our power to make sure nothing like that happens… not on our watch. Those two dorks need this.

I’m just sending Larry out there to give them a little push in the right direction. To make sure they don’t chicken out of this.

[ema-skye-forensic-skyentist]

how's the spying going so far what do you see

You’re not gonna believe the deets we’ve dug up! Mr. Wright’s wearing his lawyer suit tonight!

Obviously. That’s the only suit he owns. Mr. Edgeworth practically dragged him to Lordly Tailor for that one.

T-That’s not the only thing!

Let’s face it, we haven’t seen anything. They’re acting like their usual, emotionally constipated selves.

C’mon, Em! Every Great Thief knows the value of patience! Just watch, I bet something’s gonna happen right about—

***CRASH!!***

….now.

@pearl-fey-spirit-medium! Are you okay?

[pearl-fey-spirit-medium]

Ema... I think I hurt my foot on the way down. It hurts to move it...

[maya-hee-maya-hoo]

Pearly! Are you okay?

Ema, do you have anything to help her? I’ll keep watch of Nick and Edgeworth and make sure they don’t spot us…

[maya-hee-maya-hoo]

If I see Larry, I will attack him -Shoe

No wait! This would be great!

Edgeworth loves Steel Samurai just as much as he loves Nick. Maybe it’ll get Nick to start making a move!

Those two have been on each other, talking for hours! I think Nick’s still pretty nervous to ask… he better not chicken out by the end of the night!

I did not leave all of my leftover burgers at home to take a 4 hour train ride from Kurain for me to hide in a bush and see nothing happening continuously for several hours other than them being lovestruck idiots!

We need something interesting to happen… and Larry will definitely cook something up…

[maya-hee-maya-hoo]

have you guys heard from larry? i fear he miht have gone rogue and has plans of his own that might go agaisnt all other plans for tonight...

I think I saw him pass by us with a steel samurai suit on…

I think he’s got a plan.

[maya-hee-maya-hoo]

I'm not Ema but I'm assuming that one of 5 things will happen. 1, is that they'll both chicken out and not say anything. 2 is that Larry will show up and fuck things up. 3 is that a murder will happen, 4 is that one of them will be kidnapped. And the inevitable 5th in which something goes horribly wrong

With their luck, I’d bet all 5 could happen at the same time…

Which is why we’re doing mission: spying on them to make sure everything goes well!

And I know a certain squad who could help me with that.

Hey @pearl-fey-spirit-medium @trucy-wright-gramarye-magician @ema-skye-forensic-skyentist @athena-cykes-defense-attorney @franziska-von-karma-the-prodigy! Care to join me to help these dorks?

And of course you guys too, anons and followers! Feel free to help out as well!

[maya-hee-maya-hoo]

Given that we’ve both been witnesses to all the Wright-Edgeworth BS since 2016, now would be a good time to check Tumblr. I am not asking.

~ Ema

Huh? What’d I miss? I’ve gotten a little busy with my Kurain master duties lately.

Oh no, what did those two do this time?

………..

WAIT

THEY’RE FINALLY GOING TO ASK EACH OTHER THE QUESTION?!

It’s about time those pining idiots stopped chickening out! Looks like they finally got the courage to do it!

Man, my little brother has grown up!

Knowing those two, though. Something might happen one way or another…

Got any scientific ideas, Ema?

[maya-hee-maya-hoo]

What ifff..I told you I could hear your internal monologue?! That would be an unbelievable surprise, eh?

(WHAT??)

(Okay, that cannot be true. This is a weird ask...)

(What if she saw it too? Is that possible?)

(...........)

(WAIT, are they able to see this?)

[pearl-fey-spirit-medium]

H-Hello! I’m Pearl Fey, a spirit medium in training.

I noticed Mystic Maya using this “Tumblr” place to answer questions from people.

I wanted to try it out too. … So here I am!

[maya-hee-maya-hoo]

Hey Pearly, welcome! I hope you have a good time!

There are probably multiple blogs about aquatic life up here, so enjoy them. You’re going through a Cute Seals phase, after all.

[maya-hee-maya-hoo]

MAYA MAYA ITS AN EMERGENCY can you please teach Tante Franziska what "Pop off, Queen /go off ,queen" means ? tysm ily

@franziska-von-karma-the-prodigy Urk! Hello! Hi!

I’ll begin by saying that this person is not trying to inflict an explosion upon you.

It’s actually a compliment! If you’re asked to “pop off”, it means that you’re doing something cool or admirable.

I do think that it applies to you. You do “pop off” in court!

(Was that too forward?)

[maya-hee-maya-hoo]

Maya Fey,

I have obtained this Graphics Interchange Format from one of my Tumblr disciples.

Are they attempting to assassinate me? Perhaps smother me to death?!

Miss von Karma!

Er, well... They’re not attempting to assassinate you. This is their way of telling you that you’re “smol”, or lovable, and therefore pet-able.

It’s a weird way to do it, I know.

I’ve been meaning to ask you. I mean, not that I’ve been thinking- I mean, nevermind. Is it alright if I call you Franziska?

Youcantotallysayno! I get it, I do! Idon’twanttomakeyouuncomfortable and Iknowthisprobablymadeyouuncomfortable-