Phoenix Wright

Phoenix Wright, defense attorney, ready to defend and believe in clients on behalf of the Wright Anything Agency!

[phoenix-wright-defense-attorney]

is this miles edgeworth. father. is that miles edgeworth typing. waht hav e you done.

Ha ha, no, it isn’t Miles.

But am I really the same Phoenix Wright you’ve talked to?

[phoenix-wright-defense-attorney]

Just to answer this question… pay attention to the way I typed every word in that post. Maybe you’ll know what assumption we got wrong at.

[phoenix-wright-defense-attorney]

Hello. Yes, I know it’s been awhile. But I’ve got something to say.

So… remember that reveal on discord where “I” accidentally revealed who I truly was?

Let’s just say… we are under the wrong assumption.

That’ll be it. Will I return for another post soon? Who knows? Goodbye for now.

[ask-modern-aceattorney]

Hey guys!

I’m finally here! The one, the only, Laurice Deauxnim, famed children’s author! The guy who wrote Franzy’s Whippity-Whip Trip, remember?

My next book, Cupiglet’s Lovey-Dovey Lark, should be hitting bookstore shelves any day now! 

…Any day now.

So send in some questions or whatever! I’d love to talk about my process!

[phoenix-wright-defense-attorney]

LARRY?!

(Why am I even surprised…)

Erm… welcome to Tumblr, I guess?

(Oh boy, things are going to get interesting aren’t they?)

[phoenix-wright-defense-attorney]

Oh, that looks… interesting.

It looks cute… with my hair and suit…

I think I saw Trucy playing a game with that pink blob once…

[phoenix-wright-defense-attorney]

so who ended up whipping it out first?? (the rings ofc. what did YOU think i was talking about)

Well, if you didn’t hear… we both did!

To be honest, I never expected it. It was really unbelievable and unexpected… even for me.

Looking at my engagement ring now, everything that happened before the proposal is starting to make much more sense. I should’ve seen it coming.

But now I can look at it and remind me that I now have an amazing fiancé to marry soon.

[phoenix-wright-defense-attorney]

Dad how's the date going? Do I need to intervene with the others so as to not disturb you both?

To summarize the evening, we ate dinner together, chatted about a few things while we went to the hill and, well.…ended up proposing to each other at the same time.

All with moving bushes and suspicious gasps.

But I wouldn’t have it any other way.

[phoenix-wright-defense-attorney]

!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-]

OHMYGODTHEYDIDIT!!!!!!!!

They stare at each other in silence, their engagement rings in hand, before everything finally clicked.

P: Miles...

E: Phoenix...

P: You... We- this whole time?

E: We are absolute fools! How did we not see this-

P: You could say we are two fools sharing one mind, hahaha!

E: ………

E: I do.

P: Huh?

E: Well... what are you waiting for?

P:...Pffft! Miles, you say “I do” for weddings vows, not to proposals!

E: Stop making fun of me... I panicked...

P: You don't have to panic Miles, although it is adorable.

E:...Well, you already know my answer, so what about you?

P: Of course I’ll marry you Miles. I love you too!

[miles-edgeworth-chief-prosecutor]

...What in the world do you mean by a lie? I'm not shaming you, but you're being rather ambiguous

(He deserves to know the truth... and I cannot bear to hide it any longer...)

So you do remember... wishing upon that comet. Phoenix... there is something I must confess to you... I was lying when I said I wished for that book...

What I really wished for... from the bottom of my heart... was to see your face and hear your voice everyday for the rest of my life...

I know it was a rather foolish lie... but I want you to know the truth... the true depths in which you have made your way into my heart...

[phoenix-wright-defense-attorney]

Miles…

(You absolutely adorable sap, even back then you were thinking of me like that too? How did I get so lucky to have you in my life?)

Well, I have something to confess too.

(When I wished to marry the love of my life, you were the one I had in mind.)

I have a little surprise for you… and not a “turn over this sheet of paper to find vital evidence” sort of surprise.

Could you close your eyes for a moment?

[miles-edgeworth-chief-prosecutor]

they are looking

(They are doing far more than just looking at this point, I think I heard one of them crash from the trees, and I see Franziska is still fond of using that tracker... I just found where she planted it... but it fell out of my cuff and into the pocket where the ring is... if I try to take it out, he will see the box...)

And what of it? A suit can always be cleaned or replaced, this is far more important to me!

You see... there is this set of stars that resembles your face very well... from the twinkle in your eyes... to the softness of your smile... to your strong stance despite the weight you have carried on your shoulders over the years-

P-pardon me... I... I know this may not be the most romantic venue for looking at the stars... but you can see it so much clearer here than in the city...

(I have not given it more than a mere glance myself on this night though... why look at a mere imitation when the real radiant man himself is right beside me?)

But there is another reason I brought you here to this hill in particular...

[phoenix-wright-defense-attorney]

You mean where you wished for… I know it was a book, but I can’t remember what book it was. All I remember was that I saved up my money to get it for your birthday after that.

(And my wish… to marry the love of my life… I guess it’s just poetic that would come up now, huh.)

(You got this Phoenix, just a little longer, and you can do this!)

[miles-edgeworth-chief-prosecutor]

have you chickened out yet?

(I am not chickening out! I am merely... nervous... The progress of operation: subtle handhold has been a success, bypassing the final few phases of inching my hand closer to his with a bold gesture to interlace our fingers as on...)

(Although that is merely the first step in a much larger mission... and as much as reminiscing idly is melting my heart... I need to start moving forward... )

@phoenix-wright-defense-attorney Phoenix... there is a certain constellation that you can see from this hill that I want to show you...

[phoenix-wright-defense-attorney]

(Huh? I never really showed this much interest in the stars before… but I have caught him looking up at them with a cute smile on his face now that I think of it.)

(He seems so nervous though… maybe I should lighten the mood a little bit?)

Is that why you suggested coming here, even though the grass might stain your suit?

What constellation did you want to show me?

[phoenix-wright-defense-attorney]

mr. wright if you heard a crash in the bushes you didn't and it means nothing

Uh… okay…

(Oh no, who else is here?)

[phoenix-wright-defense-attorney]

I've heard a certain little question might be popped during this date so how do you feel about that? I can imagine it's nerve wracking but are you excited about it?

Of course I’m excited… I get to ask him the question that I’ve been wanting to say since we were kids.

(My palms feel very sweaty though… I keep getting nervous…)

(Just do it! That’s the love of your life standing right next to you!)

(This man is literally your dream… just ask the question…)

[phoenix-wright-defense-attorney]

Herr Wright, might I suggest this for your proposal: https://youtu.be/0QoHrMPaLUs - Klavier

Oh, Klavier! Glad to see you on my blog for once.

Uhm… thanks for the suggestion, I guess…?

[phoenix-wright-defense-attorney]

Larry: Hey I was wondering if you would like me to show up in my steel samurai costume. I think Miles would love that. Wou;d make for an amazing memory and then you guys could have an engagement photoshot with me. what I mean to say is that lotta and I are on our way

Larry? W-Wait… Lotta?!

Uh, no. I think I’d rather be alone with Miles tonight.

(I think I have to ask him soon before more people start showing up…)

[phoenix-wright-defense-attorney]

i'm hiding in a bush ,ready to bust out pictures , tissues, and screwdrivers. Please ignore me, dads, i'm here but only if you need me to be. If you dont... I'm hiding in a bush.

You too? What are you doing here?

S-Screwdrivers…? What would we need them for…?

[phoenix-wright-defense-attorney]

I'm hiding from Trucy here -Shoe

W-Wait… was that you I was hearing?

What did Trucy do to you this time?

Anyway, you should get home, Shoe. Miles and I are kind of having a moment… Trucy told me she went out so you’re safe from her at home.