[laurbailey]

Critical Role: EXU Calamity Dimension 20: The Ravening War Dimension 20: Burrow's End Critical Role: Wildemount Wildlings Dimension 20: On a Bus

[sunjuice1]

kinda forgot tumblr existed sorry guys anyway new interest

[bougiebutchbinch]

ranking the best things I have heard surgeons say mid-surgery:

1. "Five second rule!" while scrubbed, after dropping a sterile scalpel on the floor (no they did NOT pick it up again but I swear everyone's buttholes puckered)

2. (spoken during the closing of a particularly long and difficult case) "Nurse - my tunes." :heavy metal starts blasting:

3. Gently to a fretful patient, pre-anaesthesia: "It's going to be okay. I promise, I've dealt with worse." As soon as the patient is unconscious: "This is literally the worst thing I've ever seen."

4. [okay this one was a med student] "Wowwww, that's so gross!!" Reg: "Please remember that [patient] is awake for this procedure." Student to patient: "Oh my god. I am so sorry, that was really unprofessional - " Patient, cheerfully, also engrossed with what's happening inside them on the screen: "Nah - it's, like, super gross, right?"

5. [another procedure where the patient couldn't be put under GA] Patient: *starts singing country roads midway through the procedure* Surgeon: *shrugs and joins in with surprisingly good harmony*

[bougiebutchbinch]

okay okay there's more

6. Elderly surgeon to the anaesthetist who is gossipping with their reg: "I need you to pretend you're in church." [weirdest way to ask people to be quiet, but whatevs]

Anaethetist's new reg with big, horrified eyes: "You mean we should start praying???"

7. Panicking rad tech: "Uhhhh my machine broke. I need to jump on this part and kick it, but I am not paid enough if I break it. Can you - "

Surgeon, casual as: "Yeah, sure."

:violently beats up the C-arm until it starts pumping out those sweet, sweet x-rays:

8. ODP to theatre assistant: "Saw the new tasche earlier. Suits you."

Theatre assistant: "Thanks! it grew on me :)"

Surgeon, pleadingly, within accidental snipping distance of the patient's spinal cord: "Guys, do NOT make me laugh."

[bougiebutchbinch]

OH MY GOD I FORGOT -

9. Surgeon using the electrocauter, leaning over the incision and inhaling deeply: mmmmm, that smell always gets me hungry. I'm having barbeque tonight.

New med student: 👀

[bougiebutchbinch]

and the classique:

Spinal surgeon: hey, that scoli's getting bad. want me to fix it for ya?

Me: I mean. There's a pretty long wait list

Spinal surgeon: yeah but I could do it tonight

Me: that would be very illegal, Jeff

Spinal surgeon: only if they catch me

[kyuhudraws]

forehead touch

[foxyjoy-art]

Xie Qingxin loves auntie Shi Qingxuan 🍃

[fruitsylus]

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[chainsxwsmile-personal]

I hope no one’s done this yet lmao

Death says he was there for every one of Puss’ deaths. For someone who’s not a ‘cat person’, that’s gotta be a bit frustrating

(I only drew in El Lobo; the rest of the art is in the movie, by Dreamworks)

***do not repost without my permission, please!***

[noritaro]

haven't drawn something cutesy lookin in a loooong while

[papriaki]

Lives flashing before your eyes?

[koholintz]

they’re the family ever

[bird-wells214]

okay i'm done cat movie posting for tonight

[krossan]

[zoetheduckling]

Fearless Hero

[shandzii]

🅱uss in 🅱oots

[hps-bzv]

[hps-bzv]

[halorvic]

how have you been?

[halorvic]

Update:

[halorvic]

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