maya hawke

[mayahtt]

@mikaatt

[mayahtt]

[txt; tom] liar.

[text] BREAKING NEWS UPDATE: Maya Hawke has fallen asleep and slept for a solid 4 hours! She is now awake and ready to take on the day! @tomdtt

[mayahtt]

[txt; tom] u up?

[text] no. night 😂 @tomdtt

[joeydactt]

[joekeerytt]

joe: i'm a sick, sick man. fuck, should i be writing this down? oh, no. i don't think so. HOW FUCKEN DARE YOU! when tf did i say that? i think U said once you never wanted to work with me again, so -- check yourself, cuz i think ur about to wreck yourself. that fits, actually. eh, it was a pretty good one, at least.

[mayahtt]

maya: yes you are. glad you can finally admit it. you should. this is important. DONT FUCKING CURSE AT ME! i forgot i said that. it was a heat of the moment comment. i didn't mean it. i'd apologize for saying it, but then that would give you too much power. i know it fits. may he rest in pieces. bc my hit man will cut your body parts up. maybe random fans will find them and put them up as a shrine. we can turn it into a fun scavenger hunt.

[mikaatt]

mikaabdalla: uh, hell ya? is that even a question? take over the world with THE @/mayahawke say less. consider me your PIC

[mayahtt]

mayahawke: stop, i'll blush and then fall deeply in love with you for saying THE maya hawke. don't do that to me. partners in crime for all eternity. it's a deal! @/mikaabdalla

[joekeerytt]

joe: yes, you know my dirty habit of loving to be threatened. of course you do, why get your own hands dirty? hit men are the way to go, no fuss no muss. i'm flattered. too late, I already did, so i'll say it again : HOW DARE YOU! oh so now you wanna work with me again? who told you that? BUDDY AND PAL? you kill me.

[mayahtt]

maya: i do. i know that shit turns you on. exactly, think smarter, not harder. WELL HOW DARE TF OUT OF YOU! yes, yes i do. are you saying you wouldn't want to work with me again? i told myself that and i believe anything i say. :) good, then my job here is done. u is DEAD.

[mikaatt]

mikaabdalla: me, all the time, everytime. @/mayahawke

[mayahtt]

mayahawke: wanna be unhinged together? i bet we'd be able to take over the world and do some serious damage @/mikaabdalla

[joekeerytt]

joe_keery: so, so many empty threats. I missed them. how dare me? how dare YOU, madame. hey, I didn't say a word about your singing, i'm the one who's tried to convince you to tour! it's not hard to beat my dancing, I don't think thats the flex you think it is. no, not pal! @/mayahawke

[mayahtt]

mayahawke: i bet you did. but this time, i have a hit man. so we'll see how empty it really is. HOW DARE ME?! how dare me?! don't flip this script or they'll never cast us together again! it is, it's a big flex bc it just means im better than you. yes BUDDY OL' PAL! @/joe_keery

[mayahtt]

mayahawke: welcome to unhinged o'clock. population: 1 (me)

[samctt]

[joeydactt]

joey: that's why? lmao, you could just say you missed me or whatever yknow? seems easier, but yeah, i need most of my stuff. you just said you wouldn't enjoy it! unless that was sarcasm... idc you can have mine if you really want it, i get upgrades often enough. i just know new ones are nicer. 🤷🏻‍♂️ i will give you full credit, promise.

[mayahtt]

maya: that's too simple to say. i need to stay complex. but maybe i do miss you a little bit, or a lot a bit. i can't help that im drawn to you, joey. you'll never know if it was sarcasm or not. ILL NEVER TELL! mwahahahaha. now i don't know what i want. the new one, yours. maybe i should just get both to ensure i have everything i want. thank you so much.

[joekeerytt]

joe_keery: don't lie to the people. I know you have rhythm. might not be GREAT rhythm, but i don't think that was the point @/mayahawke

[mayahtt]

mayahawke: yeah, now you're definitely a goner. and also how dare you, i have rhythm. my singing is on point and my dance moves are 10x better than yours! people just scream louder for you be cause they think you're cute or whatever. but let me tell you something, pal. u aint nothin! @.joe_keery

[kamenriderryukisurvivesworld]

[joekeerytt]

joe_keery: the rhythms gonna getcha if you don't watch out!

[mayahtt]

mayahawke: i'll get you if you don't watch out. i don't any rhythm to do it either @/joe_keery

[joeydactt]

joey: yeah, but i thought that was just your weird way of flirting. 😂 now i think you might actually have a problem. suuure. but eh, i do also have a comfy couch if you'd rather take over that. ig i don't? anyway it's easily adjustable; you're just making it difficult lol. right right. i'm gonna start using that excuse myself, thank you.

[mayahtt]

maya: i mean, it is but it's also my way to ensure that you keep coming back for more. you know why? because you're always going to want your stuff back. nope, the bed's great to me, especially with a handsome guy in it :) fine, if you really want me to get my own, i'll do it. if i have to. you're welcome, just don't forget to site your sources when you tell people who you took that from.

[joeydactt]