mayan ahi

she/her | 26y | pan | brazilian mamãe and writer

[underratedgrapeju1ce]

i'm so fucking over it

[bad-faith-misinterpreter]

Oh so you'd rather use eugenics on animals and abuse them instead? 🙄

[underratedgrapeju1ce]

i was about to get violent then i saw the handle im crying

[buddie-romance]

thank you ao3 for being an archive and not an algorithm. thank you for letting me like things without consequences, thank you for being free with no ads, thank you for having lawyers to defend our freedom of speech. thank you tag wranglers. thank you to all authors and thank you ao3

[apricops]

the narrative: *starts the third act by repeating a scene from the first act but now it has a totally different context*

me: ohoHOhohoHOHOhoHO

[antisocialxconstruct]

man having your life even a little bit together will really make you realize how chronically sleep-deprived and poorly fed and under-enriched everyone is and then when they turn to you to implicitly agree that that's just the natural state of existing you feel like the asshole for being like "actually I think you might benefit from eating breakfast regularly and picking up a new hobby"

[t0rtilla-wrap]

Firelord Zuko || this is kinda old but I have nothing new to post 🫡

[allpiesforourown]

If you are a vampire NEVER feed from someone named Richard. 400 fucking years and everyone still calls me Dick Sucker

[remosss]

go my gaang

[ladyshinga]

[jessonel]

'Bad Blood' by @mayanahi08 🩸🦇

And here we come again, presenting to the world another one of the many children that @thabindery and I made together! 🙂‍↕️

This one is a more than special gift for our dearest friend @mayanahi08, who is also the author of this incredibly funny story! We based the entire design on Sarah Andersen’s Fangs, and we’re so proud of the result! I had the time of my life drawing this vampire Hermione and her little cockroach Draco! 🪳

[assburgerssyndrome]

"Grok is undressing anyone, including minors"

Grok is the tool. X users are doing this. X users are requesting this and Grok engineers facilitated this. Both are liable for this.

[assburgerssyndrome]

Yes, precisely.

[persbaderse]

hope this is okay to share: independent journalist Taylor Lorenz wrote about this is her email newsletter--

Over the past week, one of the primary uses of Elon Musk’s Grok AI has been to create potential CSAM by stripping children’s clothes off in photos, covering them with "donut glaze”, and putting them in sexual positions. It’s also being used to remove women’s clothes and do the same thing.

[...] The only official response from Musk’s xAI, which manages Grok, is an automatic reply sent to all press emails that reads, “Legacy media lies.” No one at the company has spoken out and no one has issued any sort of statement.

As the media has reported on this atrocious series of events, however, many news outlets are centering their coverage on explanations that “Grok apologized.”

“Musk’s AI chatbot Grok apologizes after generating sexualized image of young girls,” one local NBC affiliate headline read. CBS news local affiliates published headlines with similar phrasing including, “Elon Musk’s AI chatbot Grok apologized.” The Hill, Newsweek, The Guardian, Ars Technica, Yahoo News, and a slew of other outlets have similarly quoted Grok as apologizing. Reuters ran the headline, “Grok says safeguard lapses led to images of ‘minors in minimal clothing’ on X.”

I think it’s crucial to note that Grok cannot apologize. Grok itself is an LLM. Chatbots don’t think, feel, regret things, or take responsibility. They are software tools that generate text based on patterns and inputs. They are not conscious beings making decisions.

-Taylor Lorenz, January 6 2026 newsletter titled "Is anyone going to take accountability for this?"

she later specifies that any "apologies" from grok were user-prompted responses, aka not actually written by humans

[bogleech]

Don’t like people pointing out that it no longer makes sense in modern society to pretend a banana is a telephone

[amazoogle]

my bioengineering team is working on a rectangular-slab-shaped banana variant to address this very issue

[darinaursus]

All the Things She Said

[valtsv]

fanfic titles are like “we have not touched the stars (nor are we forgiven)” and then you look at the tags & the first one is “anal fisting”

[thronelle4ink]

[dhr-advent]

Alone Together by mayanahi

Alone Together (4957 words) by mayanahi Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling Rating: Teen And Up Audiences Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Hermione Granger/Draco Malfoy Characters: Hermione Granger, Draco Malfoy Additional Tags: Action/Adventure, Good Draco Malfoy, POV Hermione Granger, Adult Hermione Granger, Adult Draco Malfoy, BAMF Hermione Granger, BAMF Draco Malfoy, Forests, Snowed In, Magical Accidents, Care of Magical Creatures, Runes, Study of Ancient Runes (Harry Potter), Alternate Universe - Road Trip, There Was Only One Bed, There Was Only One Cave, Naked Cuddling, Sharing Body Heat, Winter, Oblivious Hermione Granger, Flirty Draco Malfoy, Protective Draco Malfoy, Adventure, Adventure & Romance, Action, Canon-Typical Violence, Plot, Plot Twists, Christmas Fluff, Mild Hurt/Comfort, He saves her, she saves him, Feelings Realization, Denial of Feelings Summary:

In the land of ice and fire, Hermione—I have a 20-step-plan—Granger and Draco—being charming is my biggest burden—Malfoy are at the mercy of the elements, the Hidden Folk, and each other.

A Yule adventure in Iceland. Two bantering coworkers enter. Will one romantic couple leave?

[mayanahi08]

✨2025 Writer's Wrap-Up✨

Thanks for the tag @magicbeings

How many Fics did you write this year?

One shots: 15

Completed fics: 6

WIPs: 7

How many words did you write this year?

941,300 posted (plus a few on google docs)

Did you try anything new this year (new fandom? new pairing? new language?)

Yes, everything was new because I started reading and writing fanfiction this year. Also, I am writing in English, which is not my first language.

Did you participate in any fests/events during the year?

Yes.

HPDaddy Knows Best @hpdaddyknowsbest

Summer Vacay Collab

HP Creature of the Night Fest @makaykirei-art @sallowskeeper

HP Halloween Fest

Wet Draco Fest

DHr Month @dhrmonth

DH Advent @dhr-advent

Kinkmas

Panda Patronus’s 12 days of Christmas

A Very Merry Daddy Knows Best 2025 @hpdaddyknowsbest

Veeland Day @landbeorht

Lyrical Genius: A Taylor Swift/Sleep Token Dramione Fest

Dramione Music Fest

Which is the funniest fic you have written this year?

It has to be “How to find a mate and court your healer”, in which Draco is a veela trying to use the bird method to seduce Hermione.

Which is the angstiest fic you have written this year?

Probably, “Do it for us” because it’s the only fic I’ve written that doesn’t have HEA.

Which is the steamiest fic you have written this year?

Ohhh, I write lots of smut. In the number of scenes, probably Good Girl Granger, because there’s smut in almost every chapter. Twelve days also has a lot of smut.

But in terms of filth, I think Morning Milk is the most depraved of them all. Lactation Kink and somnophilia?

Which is your most valuable writing lesson learned this year?

I think that it is simply to sit down and write. You can edit a bad text but not an empty page. This is not mine, I read somewhere.

What are you looking forward to writing next year?

Finishing more WIPs than starting new ones lmao!

Tagging: @autumnweeen @landbeorht @molivierposts @morgan-magic @malfoyesque @charingfae @sultrynuns @so-scarlett-maroon @ashwoven @yeuxverts00 @cmvela

[jessonel]

"Do it for us" by @mayanahi08

Art by @jessonel

This is our first collab, and we had so much fun with it!!!

AVAILABLE ON AO3!