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Vaguely organised chaos Perpetually exhausted queer pigeon Not fussed about pronouns | Bi & Demi Londoner Rough Day Tag

[mayastormborn]

Buy me a coffee?

[inexplicifics]

Cloaked In Kindness (2568 words) by inexplicifics Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types Rating: General Audiences Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Oliwia Bartol (Accidental Warlord Series - inexplicifics)/Ważka | Dragonfly (The Witcher) Characters: Oliwia Bartol (Accidental Warlord Series - inexplicifics), Ważka | Dragonfly (The Witcher), Milena de Roggeven (Accidental Warlord Series - inexplicifics), Jaskier | Dandelion, Geralt z Rivii | Geralt of Rivia Additional Tags: Inspired by The Accidental Warlord and His Pack Series - inexplicifics, Pre-Relationship, Captivity, Misunderstandings Series: Part 36 of Inex's Not-Quite-February Ficlets Summary: In a 'verse where Jaskier joined the Warlord of his own volition, Redania still chooses to send tribute. It's still not a great idea…for Redania, at least.

[mythmagicetc]

after buck becomes a diaz, someone asks where the “buck” nickname comes from, and he says “it’s from buckley, that was my maiden name” without thinking. or maybe he almost says maiden name but he realizes that’s weird so he goes with “virgin name.” eddie watches this happen and does not help

[demisexualdiaz]

Eddie getting whacked in the face by his loved ones at parties

[butchdiaz]

9x17 up!

9-1-1 s9 - Google Drive

[mankillercalledbunny]

The answer to "How did these Ancient People do this????" is basically always

1. A lot of dudes. Just a ton of fucking people from beginning to end of the process.

2. Ancient people weren't stupid, they just figured shit out the same way we do: fuck around until you find out.

3. We're gonna plan this out and it's gonna take ten fucking years, and you will cope.

4. Sticks and string are surprisingly versatile and can be used for a variety of purposes, like moving stuff and making sure things are even and go in the spot you wanted to put them in!

5. I want to make this easier and more efficient to move. If I put this on the round thing and push, it will move. If I put this in water, it will move. If I get some animals and rope and have a whole bunch of them drag it, it will move. All of these things are a better option than one guy trying to pick the whole fucking thing up.

[ralfmaximus]

No safety regulations

No weekends

Child labor

Slave labor

"The king said to do it"

History does not record the stupid megaprojects that failed

[shi1498912]

Iirc, the construction labourers in Ancient Egypt, at least those who build the tombs of the Pharaos and for other high ranking members of the court, did enjoy some form of labour rights... they got regular pay in form of grains, and even beer. There's even a record of a strike action, when several workers, working on a royal tomb during the reign of Ramses III. Apparently, payment, i.e. several days worth of grain deliveries had been delayed, and the workers put their tools down and went to a temple instead where they stayed day and night, lamenting that they didn't get paid, and only returned to work, when the overdue grain delivery was finally rendered.

[gayeddies]

2x17 / 9x17

[buddiesblr]

💦🥛

[lover-of-mine]

#something about the concept of not knowing your child until you're forced to. something about running until you can't think you're doing what's best. something about how maybe that's exactly what you need to lead you exactly where you need to be

3x15 “Eddie Begins” -> 9x17 “I Got You Babe”

[rhodeys]

9-1-1 9x17: I Got You, Babe

[leiaorgona]

[writing-prompt-s]

“No weapon forged by human hands can harm m- OW, did you just hit me with a stick??”

[hungrymilliek]

"Yeah."

"You know that's only gonna do, like 1d4 points of damage, max, right?"

"Oh, I wasn't trying to deal damage. I was just showing Agathor the Destroyer what to do."

*The group's barbarian rips an oak tree out of the ground*

"Ah."

[ryliversbuddie]

[mankillercalledbunny]

The answer to "How did these Ancient People do this????" is basically always

1. A lot of dudes. Just a ton of fucking people from beginning to end of the process.

2. Ancient people weren't stupid, they just figured shit out the same way we do: fuck around until you find out.

3. We're gonna plan this out and it's gonna take ten fucking years, and you will cope.

4. Sticks and string are surprisingly versatile and can be used for a variety of purposes, like moving stuff and making sure things are even and go in the spot you wanted to put them in!

5. I want to make this easier and more efficient to move. If I put this on the round thing and push, it will move. If I put this in water, it will move. If I get some animals and rope and have a whole bunch of them drag it, it will move. All of these things are a better option than one guy trying to pick the whole fucking thing up.

[ralfmaximus]

No safety regulations

No weekends

Child labor

Slave labor

"The king said to do it"

History does not record the stupid megaprojects that failed

[hedwig221b]

Derek who can't help but touch Stiles even before they get together bc he's yearning

When he needs Stiles' attention, he pulls on Stiles' elbow, pokes at him, tugs at his hand. When Stiles does something in the kitchen, Derek finds any nonsensical excuse to be around him and always ends up needing yeah that cup the one furthest away and what do you want me to do you're the one standing at the sink so what if I'm squishing you. Derek stays completely still when Stiles accidentally falls asleep on him. Derek always volunteers to be the one to take Stiles home when he's drunk and giggly and doesn't step away when Stiles leans on him heavily. Derek will brush at Stiles' hair and say smn like "there was a bug" then scowl and turn away pretending his hand isn't tingling. Derek's hand on Stiles' back or neck as he leads his human somewhere (Stiles thinks it's an alpha instinct and doesn't fight bc he pines, too).

Yeah. Derek and his totally normal innocent touches (he sneaks into Stiles' bedroom at night and sits in the chair in the darkest corner and watches him sleep)

[buddienetwork]

Eddie watching Buck & Theo 9-1-1, S09E17

[catboybiologist]

Imagine if a like 8 foot tall guy that looked kinda like an alien species just kinda showed up at the house you rent a room in and crashed on the couch and at first everyone hated him but you kinda just accepted this weird massive kinda-human alien species thing as a part of your group even though he's like twice the size of everyone else there

[catboybiologist]

Cuz that's literally happening to sea lions in San Francisco right now

[catboybiologist]

So there's two species of sea lion in North America: the California sea lion, ranging along California (including Baja) but not ranging into the north coast or into oregon

And the Stellar's sea lion, which are WAY bigger and live in Washington, British Columbia, and Alaska

A male Stellars sea lion showed up in SF like a month ago and just kinda. Didn't know what to do, and joined a colony of California sea lions, and is just kinda chilling there now.

[catboybiologist]

Weird vagrant species happen from time to time, but this is just a particularly funny instance of a highly social species getting very lost, and just trying to blend in with its closest nearby relatives