Today I am me, Tomorrow I am you.

Jason Kramer 21 Shapeshifter

[lolagtfo]

I don’t know, what do you have?

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Drugs.

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“I was wondering where the hell that banging was coming from.”

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“Does it look like i’m doing any kind of banging?!”

[emoryrcign-blog]

Well, why the hell not? Sugar is a necessity! What if your coffee is too strong?

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I don’t drink coffee.

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Sex.

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Okay.

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Can’t a neighbor ask for a cup of sugar anymore?

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I don’t have sugar.

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What do you want?

[lolagtfo]

Experiment, I mean, that’s what we’re here for, right? I wonder if you could turn into a unicorn or a bunch of other things that don’t actually exist.

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I’ve tried and it hasn’t worked but maybe with something mythological I just need more practice.

[lolagtfo]

No shit. Can you turn into a centaur?

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Holy shit, I don’t know!

[cattermoleboy]

“Invitation for now or later?”

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“Whenever you want.”

[lolagtfo]

No, I mean, with your power. You’ve had no problems transforming? You’re the only one I’ve heard of who’s been fine.

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I mean well... I may have been half a cat before...

[cattermoleboy]

“Is that an invitation then?”

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“Definitely.”

[cattermoleboy]

“Ah, a cuddler”

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“Nothing wrong with cuddling.”

[lolagtfo]

And you haven’t had any trip-ups yet? No issues?

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This place is pretty safe in regards of turning into an animal.

[cattermoleboy]

“I bet it’s the sleeping one, isn’t it”

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“Yes, but it requires two people.”

[cattermoleboy]

“All of those sound fun, except I can’t sing very well.”

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“All of them? Because there is one I especially like.”

[cattermoleboy]

“So what do you like to do kitten?”

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“Eat, sleep, fuck, dance, sing, turn into a cat.”

[lolagtfo]

Just ‘cause you change shape doesn’t mean you suddenly get a new set of lungs, does it?

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I kind of do. Every molecular part of my body besides my brain and thought process changes.