Tumblr Sexyman Contest 2026 Semifinals (3/3)
Stanford Pines (Gravity Falls)
Ryland Grace (Project Hail Mary)
YOU WANT RYAN GOSLING OVER THIS ABSOLUTE BEEFCAKE??
He’s not gonna take you back Bill
RMH
Jules of Nature

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hello vonnie

Andulka
will byers stan first human second
Mike Driver
NASA

ellievsbear
wallacepolsom

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Fai_Ryy

roma★

shark vs the universe
let's talk about Bridgerton tea, my ask is open
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Tumblr Sexyman Contest 2026 Semifinals (3/3)
Stanford Pines (Gravity Falls)
Ryland Grace (Project Hail Mary)
YOU WANT RYAN GOSLING OVER THIS ABSOLUTE BEEFCAKE??
He’s not gonna take you back Bill
Sorry to be a "let people enjoy things" guy but is this not a bizarrely corny way to talk about art?
like yeah i have encountered people online who think their ocs who exist in a contextless bubble deserve the same reverence as fully realized characters, and that mentality is annoying, but i don't actually think the end goal of all art is to became a webcomic, i think it's a perfectly fine if people want to flex their creative muscle by creating funky character designs with wacky backstories just for the joy of creation itself, like you don't have to be personally invested in it, but it's a bizarre way to moralize art especially coming from a group of people who otherwise seem to be against that?
The person who tweeted “y’all can’t even boycott Chick-fil-A” was right then and continues to be proven right now
Black folks know how fucking spineless the average White is
"There's no platonic explanation for this" <-you need to be nicer to your friends. Right now
not nearly enough people are fuming about the cass review. do you understand the eventual implications? trans people in the uk will be considered children up until the age of 25, and denied HRT/surgery/even basic measures like legal name change and social transition. all owing to a biased and largely unscientific study. you know what “treatment” for gender dysphoria is recommended by the review instead? conversion therapy.
this will kill people and they know it, because they prefer us dead and out of sight. the government, the NHS and even the opposition have made this clear again and again. a twenty-five year old can have sex, get married have children, join the military, earn a living, be halfway up the corporate ladder or highly successful in their chosen career field by that age, but they can’t transition under NHS rules. this is a death sentence for trans teenagers and they are going ahead with it. it’s trans genocide, same as across the pond.
i’m so afraid for my trans siblings and our futures. i’m so scared for myself. what are we to do if not even the party that is supposed to be on the “left” gives a shit about our safety and mental health as long as they get voted in? labour have become tories with a red coat of paint. it all feels hopeless
Fuck, I didn't realise it was up till 25 (not that I didn't find it devastating anyway). This is so shit. I fucking hate how much the government here, especially the recent Labour government pretends to support LGBT rights and then just... lets this happen.
Well, shit, now I'm crying.
Anyway, gonna get this spread around more. @mimosa-sexypeople-contests-2026 @satan-offical @forgetthefall @explosions-are-funny @gracehasaspacesuitquestion @no-one-offical @unyieldingsilence @ghostofafruitmain
(looking at someone mildly enjoying their day) ohhh well lucky you la dee da someone’s just a beaming ray of sunshine today. Go on and rub it in my face harder. We cant all be so lucky (tries to light a cigarette but forgot i had modified my lighter into a flamethrower with a youtube lifehack and burns my bangs off) MY BANGS!!! MY EGG IRL BANGS HAVE TURNED INTO TERF BANGS!!! YOU!!! THIS IS YOUR FAULT!!! (grabs you by your shirt collar but accidentally rips off your shirt entirely) —Woah mama!! Gguulp… Heh, maybe this IS my lucky day after all…! (CAMERA ZOOMS OUT, REVEALING WE ARE IN THE TWIN TOWERS) (CAPTION FADES IN: SEPTEMBER 11TH 2001)
voltron is ten years old. i’ve packed it’s lunch and put it’s homework in it’s bag. giving it a kiss on the forehead before it gets onto the school bus
if i was a celebrity i would try out all my popular rpf pairings irl to see if you freaks are onto anything
y'all need to relearn the word erratic and stop using schizophrenic/bipolar/psychotic as a replacement
y'all need to relearn the word particular and stop using ocd as a replacement
I can't find it anymore but if anyone has that screenshot of the Twitter interaction that was like, "I'm so tired of storylines with forbidden het couples, what is stopping you from dating" and then someone was like "What if they're related" and they were like "Wtf" and the person was like "I thought we were brainstorming" or something??? Pls let me know. Wording very off which makes it harder to find bc I don't remember the exact phrasing everyone used, it made me laugh tho
someone find this I also want to see it
I always forget there are maga people on tumblr, this doesn’t feel like a website you’d find them on, so to keep them away:
Reblog if your blog is a maga free zone because if it wasn’t clear enough fuck ice, fuck maga, fuck Trump, Fuck Rowling, and fuck all the other bigots I missed
In case anyone missed it
wow absolutely SICK fanart dude!!!! ...hey why did u leave out the only black character on the cast?
can everyone get woke again. I miss her. I miss woke.
and by woke I mean aware of racism. the original meaning. don't do stupid bullshit here. woke = aware of racism . ok
“go early, it’s hard to find parking” you want public transit. “don’t go on weekends, traffic is terrible” you want public transit. “once i parked i had to walk half a mile to the entrance” you want public transit. “it took me an hour to get out of the area after the concert” you want public transit. “ugh somebody needs to DD” you want public transit. “can you drive? my car won’t start” you want public transit. you want public transit. you want public transit. you want public transit.
"my car broke down and now i have to pay 5k i dont have to get it fixed" you want public transport. "there are so many shit drivers on the road" you want public transport. "i get nauseous in cars" you want public transport. "i'd love to chat with my friends instead of having to focus on the road when we go somewhere" you want public transport. "i hate potholes" you want public transport. "my grandma has to pay 50$ for a shopping trip because she can't drive and needs to use uber" you want public transport. "i don't like my daughter/sister/etc getting in some random dude's car to get home, it feels unsafe" you want public transport. "I want to have a stronger sense of community and know who lives in my area" you want public transport.
pro-tip: your blog is about you. be self-indulgent, self-absorbed, and self-possessed. go all in on your obsessions. this is a work of self-expression, a living monument to your heart.
I couldn’t agree more