lmnop

I’m bad, and that’s good. I will never be good, and that’s not bad. There’s no one I’d rather be than me

[tallahasseemp3]

the kind of gay representation i want from marvel is simple. i want to hear a grindr noise from bucky’s phone while he and sam are staking a place out and sam is like come ON dude

[spiritsflame]

this and the stakeout is in the middle of absolutely nowhere. Bucky pulls out his phone like he’s about to swipe right on Greg-the-Henchman, mostly to fuck with Sam.

Meanwhile, Greg-the-Henchman, showing off this hot match he just made and his buddy Jake-the-Henchman, who is more up to date on the briefings, just “...Is that the winter soldier.’

and there is a single moment. before they both remember that grindr is proximity based.  “Oh FUCK we gotta GO!” 

[chucktaylorupset]

Jake Thehenchman: Wait is it just me... or is that the winter soldier

Greg Theotherhenchman: Aw dang it, I'm being catfished?

Jake: Do a reverse google image search

Greg: ...I'm not finding it

Jake: Wait

Greg: Wait.

Jake: Is that his actual profile?!

Greg: holy shit, I got swiped on by the Actual Winter Soldier!?! The man hangs out with Captain America and he swiped on me!?!

Jake: He sure did, buddy! Congratulations.

Greg: Wow. The Winter Soldier

Jake: Yeah.

Greg: Crazy.

Jake: Yup. Hey, ask him if Sam Wilson is single for me.

Greg: I'll do it right now. Hes only 20 feet away--

Jake:

Greg:

Greg & Jake: SHIT!!!!!!

[ceealaina]

@not-close-to-straight​

[hologramsaredead]

here's my thrift shop themed au art piece for this year's @aftgbigbang

this piece was inspired by the lovely Mor's fic (link to come soon) and it was so fun working on this artwork!!

[guerrillatech]

[kohiandie]

the prompt for this day had been 'bow' as in, a ribbon, but i tried interpretting it a different way & had fun with some leyendecker studying & the boys, as always! ;-) this illust is a part of the big set i did for last year's peachtober!

you can snag the prints here!

[witchesversuspatriarchy]

Feeling the heat 🔥

[neilwearsjorts-deactivated20231]

*in the mas*

Kevin: why does Neil get shotgun?

Andrew: because he sucks my dick, kevin

Neil: *flipping kevin off from front seat with a smirk*

This is canon says me

[ravlykpavlyk]

Neil: The main problem of being a real person is that I have to deal with all the consequences of my fucking actions.

Neil: That's a lot of consequences.

Neil: Maybe I should just kill someone again?

Neil's project partner: You know what? I think I can finish it myself.

[shadow-of-the-eclipse]

Kaz Brekker: *gets his girl a ship so she can hunt slavers, finds her lost parents for her and let's her hold his hand*

Inej: (probably internally panicking) what do I get him what do I get him i know *promptly terrorizes Pekka Rollins so badly he moves to the other side of the world and gifts his son a toy crow* perfect

[intradaya]

Neil and Matt are an underrated bestie duo

Tumblr stop b*tchering image quality challenge (its better when you open the image :^[)

[kururusti]

[jayjuls]

Every Fox signed on the board

And someone twice☺️

So, I’m really want skateboarding AU, even start regretting I’m terrible writer

[twohiddenhalves]

SNEAKIN’ OUT LATE TAPPING ON YOUR WINDOW!! WHEN YOU’RE ON THE PHONE AND YOU TALK REAL SLOW! CAUSE ITS LATE AND YOUR MAMA DON’T KNOW!!!!

[verkomy]

aragorn

[petricorah]

this is exactly how that episode went, right? [id in alt]

[fanonical]

aang: i'm the avatar! sokka: and i'm the STABATAR sokka: look at this BADASS SWORD

[fohatic]

Avengers, Assemble: Portraiture Edition

The series continues with the Avengers as figures from Greek and Roman mythology, featuring Steve as Adonis, Tony as Bacchus, Clint as Apollo, Natasha as Pallas Athena, Thor as Poseidon and Bruce as Asclepius

[rwnjun]

when u and ur bf are both short kings …..

actually a redraw of something i did a few months ago and wasn‘t satisfied with at all, i like this much better!!!! the background took me so long to draw