[brownpau]

slavoj zizek email is a mood

[kosmogrl]

the devil couldn't reach me so instead he made sure I have a hard time expressing my emotions and thoughts

[privatelydiscoveredmoments]

[geocaprican]

[maxknightley]

okay guys we've all had a lot of fun with the whole "five day work week" thing but let's stop joking around. we only need three. four at the absolute maximum

[ahotknife]

i have a favorite tweet of the year already

[memeclassheroes]

[animations-daily]

Sonic The Hedgehog (2020) dir. Jeff Fowler

[mudkimp]

[leonbutchkennedy]

[catchymemes]

[raccoonskoodilypoopdungeon]

[shianu]

There is this medieval book with the recipe to make rats

And the recipe is basically something like: left a bag of grain alone in a dark basement for a week, after a week you will enter and have rats.

Spontaneous generation is great

[huffylemon]

[huffylemon]

[kaijuno]

WHY are some parents like “ooo we hate each other but we’re staying together for the kids” no no NO you’re fucking fighting and screaming at each other every day you’re traumatizing that fucking kid and making it worse

[duckatali]

[octoberloved]

[escuerzoresucitado]

You can tell that he is 🤏🏻 this close to a mental breakdown

[dreg-heap]

God could you imagine how mad geologists must have been to slowly watch the "hey all the continents kinda fit like puzzle pieces :)" guy get proven right

[madnessofmen]

It was a woman that did it!

[talldarkandautistic-deactivated]

I love girl talk, especially when it’s complex geological theory

[bob-belcher]

[lesmiserablol]

my dad is the funniest person in the world to make small talk with. we passed a taco bell and he was like “what’s your favorite thing to get there” and i said “the crunchwrap supreme” and he said “tell me about it” and i described it to him and he said “that sounds delicious. what’s your second favorite thing at taco bell”