knives drawn

"Can I get you a ladder, so you can get off my back?" || caelum || || queer || || agender - He/They ||

[lucylehane]

"The sex tells the story, so it never felt gratuitous to me. The sex is character development. The sex is what is moving this relationship forward, and watching it change over time."

Jacob Tierney on It's Open With Ilana Glazer

[gameofthronesdaily]

Daemon Targaryen + Caraxes the Blood Wyrm

[hypotenussy]

the number 1 rule of fanfic is have fun and be yourself. the number 2 rule is the average healthy adult male can lose roughly 2 liters of blood before dying.

[thecharmingquirksofothers]

incredible prev tags

[deathtofun]

I told a guy his total was 13.21 and he said “wish it were that year, could actually get some good music on the radio”

[regularlesbian]

breaking news from the AP, our boys on the front have just sacked constantinople. take that, heretics. coming up next are the soothing lute dirges of bing crosby

[tokillaking13]

[sweeetestcurse]

Far Cry 5 Scenery 158/???

[lurakha]

FAR CRY 5 (∞)

[funny-tik-toks]

[mizuform]

[despazito]

They're not even letting pjackk have his url in death

[retroactivebakeries]

Damnatio memoriae - Wikipedia

Damnatio memoriae - Wikipedia

[infectiouspiss]

the only bmi i care about is bagel mmmyummy itsgotcreamcheese

[sometiktoksarevalid]

[cricketcat9]

This is how it's done in Eastern Europe. Very many years ago I've seen an old lady in my grandparents' village doing it with a very similar tool and beeswax. You need a REALLY good eye-hand coordination...and ability not to mess your design with your own fingers (which I definitely don't possess).

[driftwoodsix]

still living with my parents as an adult is just like. i'm grateful to not have to pay for groceries. i have to get out of here. i'm grateful to have a roof over my head and not have to pay rent. i have to get out of here. i'm grateful to not have to worry about sending out endless job applications that all lead to nowhere. i have to get out of here. i'm grateful i'm grateful i'm so fucking grateful. i have to get out of here

[petaltexturedskies]

Rainer Maria Rilke, in a letter to Lou Andreas Salomé written c. January 1913, from Rilke and Andreas-Salomé: A Love Story in Letters

[deanwinchesterapologist]

born in the usa as an album is so funny. every single song is like im down on my luck. my hometown sucks. i hate the police. im going to prison. and people will see the flag on the cover and hear him shout "i was born in the usa" and be like yeah this is patriotic

[deanwinchesterapologist]

You just don't get commentary like this anywhere else

[mrschwartz]

[echokelly]

I love it when people describe something that's too big as "fuck off". like this thing is so large. leave.

[mothgirlfemme]

"Would you rather use the app? :)" I cannot begin to describe how much I wouldn't