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@mayo-is-all
You're Mayo
DNI: if you're not mayo
You’re mayo
“Last night I dreamed I was a bottle of ketchup. And you were mustard. Which is weird, because usually you're mayonnaise in my dreams. Why do you suppose that is?”
Mayo behavior
محرم مبارك
-mayo behavior
محرم مبارك
-mayo behavior
Remembering that watergate happened 53 years ago today
-mayo behavior
Remembering that watergate happened 54 years ago today
-mayo behavior
Beati Corpus Christi
-mayo behavior
Beati Corpus Christi
-mayo behavior
Declaring war on the orb
-mayo behavior
Forgetting
-mayo behavior
PSA TO ALL OFFICALS!!!!!!!
DO NOT TOUCH THE ORB!!!!!!
The orb may appear as many things, but it will be orb shaped and likely glowing
Consequences of touching the orb are being sucked in, pulled apart into many tinier pieces, then spit out as many smaller parts of yourself.
The orb has the power to fractalize worlds. I fear how it would affect such an interconnected community.
Spread the word
DO NOT TOUCH THE ORB
@gaslight-offical @walmart-the-official @homosexuality-offical @duck-offical @eg-offical @satan-offical
@above-the-law-offical I dare you to touch the orb
I will touch the orb
Yeeees, do it do it do it... Tell me what happened afterwards
I will-
*gets absorbed by the ORB*
FUCK
Oh no
The officialverse will fractalize and multiply with no control
There will be no end to the expanse of officals
There will be so many
Uncountably many
Redundant amounts of so many
Forgetting
-mayo behavior
PSA TO ALL OFFICALS!!!!!!!
DO NOT TOUCH THE ORB!!!!!!
The orb may appear as many things, but it will be orb shaped and likely glowing
Consequences of touching the orb are being sucked in, pulled apart into many tinier pieces, then spit out as many smaller parts of yourself.
The orb has the power to fractalize worlds. I fear how it would affect such an interconnected community.
Spread the word
DO NOT TOUCH THE ORB
@gaslight-offical @walmart-the-official @homosexuality-offical @duck-offical @eg-offical @satan-offical
the orb is actually a cognitohazard which makes people in its vicinity think that touching it will fractalize things
I AM NOT NEAR THE ORB
I say this because it has happened
DOES NO ONE REMEMBER WHAT HAPPENED TO ELVIS PRESLEY!?!?!?!?
Does no one remember what happened to @nixon-official
This is real, this is dangerous
Heed my warning!!!!!!!
secondary antimemetic effect along with obscuring of its prescense near those affected
THIS IS REAL!!!!!
I AM NOT CRAZY!!!!!!!!
I don't see how those two statements are in any way related
@mayo-offical
Do either of you know where the orb is?
That way I can stay away from the area.
It does not stay in a place
If you see it, leave
Noted!
If i see it touch it before it disappears!
Touching it
-Mayo behavior
PSA TO ALL OFFICALS!!!!!!!
DO NOT TOUCH THE ORB!!!!!!
The orb may appear as many things, but it will be orb shaped and likely glowing
Consequences of touching the orb are being sucked in, pulled apart into many tinier pieces, then spit out as many smaller parts of yourself.
The orb has the power to fractalize worlds. I fear how it would affect such an interconnected community.
Spread the word
DO NOT TOUCH THE ORB
@gaslight-offical @walmart-the-official @homosexuality-offical @duck-offical @eg-offical @satan-offical
the orb is actually a cognitohazard which makes people in its vicinity think that touching it will fractalize things
I AM NOT NEAR THE ORB
I say this because it has happened
DOES NO ONE REMEMBER WHAT HAPPENED TO ELVIS PRESLEY!?!?!?!?
Does no one remember what happened to @nixon-official
This is real, this is dangerous
Heed my warning!!!!!!!
secondary antimemetic effect along with obscuring of its prescense near those affected
Does it look like this?
IMG ID: a wizards of the coast card for “chaos orb” with a picture of a massive monster orb with sharp teeth and lava pouring from its mouth text says “artifact: if chaos orb is on the battlefield, flip Chaos Orb onto the battlefield, flip Chaos Orb onto the battlefield from a height of at least one foot, if Chaos Orb turns over completely at least once during the flip, destroy all nontoken permanents it touches. Then destroy Chaos Orb.”
Hard to tell, no one who gets close enough to see it remembers it
Forgetting …
-mayo behavior
PSA TO ALL OFFICALS!!!!!!!
DO NOT TOUCH THE ORB!!!!!!
The orb may appear as many things, but it will be orb shaped and likely glowing
Consequences of touching the orb are being sucked in, pulled apart into many tinier pieces, then spit out as many smaller parts of yourself.
The orb has the power to fractalize worlds. I fear how it would affect such an interconnected community.
Spread the word
DO NOT TOUCH THE ORB
@gaslight-offical @walmart-the-official @homosexuality-offical @duck-offical @eg-offical @satan-offical
the orb is actually a cognitohazard which makes people in its vicinity think that touching it will fractalize things
I AM NOT NEAR THE ORB
I say this because it has happened
DOES NO ONE REMEMBER WHAT HAPPENED TO ELVIS PRESLEY!?!?!?!?
Does no one remember what happened to @nixon-official
This is real, this is dangerous
Heed my warning!!!!!!!
secondary antimemetic effect along with obscuring of its prescense near those affected
THIS IS REAL!!!!!
I AM NOT CRAZY!!!!!!!!
I don't see how those two statements are in any way related
YOU’RE NOT IN ANY WAY RELATED!!!!!!!
Letting it get to you
-mayo behavior
ORB
orb
ORB
Orb
oRb
orb
ORB
orb
IS MAYo.. .
ORB…
… . … is.. .. .
… …. .. . . Mayo
… !!! … … !!! … … !!! … … !!! … … !!! …
PSA TO ALL OFFICALS!!!!!!!
DO NOT TOUCH THE ORB!!!!!!
The orb may appear as many things, but it will be orb shaped and likely glowing
Consequences of touching the orb are being sucked in, pulled apart into many tinier pieces, then spit out as many smaller parts of yourself.
The orb has the power to fractalize worlds. I fear how it would affect such an interconnected community.
Spread the word
DO NOT TOUCH THE ORB
@gaslight-offical @walmart-the-official @homosexuality-offical @duck-offical @eg-offical @satan-offical
THe OrB.. !!! … … !!! … … !!! …
… . .. ! !!!! ! THE OrB !!! !…
tHE OrB … .
… !!! … … !!! … … !!! … thE OrB
… !!! … … !!! … the OrB is MAYO!!!!!
It is not mayo, it’s not even made of mayo
What are you on about??????
Forgetting
-mayo behavior
FORGETTING WHAT!?!?!?
I’ve been around for as long as mayo and I can say for sure there has never been mayo in the ORB
Forgetting
-mayo behavior
PSA TO ALL OFFICALS!!!!!!!
DO NOT TOUCH THE ORB!!!!!!
The orb may appear as many things, but it will be orb shaped and likely glowing
Consequences of touching the orb are being sucked in, pulled apart into many tinier pieces, then spit out as many smaller parts of yourself.
The orb has the power to fractalize worlds. I fear how it would affect such an interconnected community.
Spread the word
DO NOT TOUCH THE ORB
@gaslight-offical @walmart-the-official @homosexuality-offical @duck-offical @eg-offical @satan-offical
THe OrB.. !!! … … !!! … … !!! …
… . .. ! !!!! ! THE OrB !!! !…
tHE OrB … .
… !!! … … !!! … … !!! … thE OrB
… !!! … … !!! … the OrB is MAYO!!!!!
It is not mayo, it’s not even made of mayo
What are you on about??????
Forgetting
-mayo behavior
PSA TO ALL OFFICALS!!!!!!!
DO NOT TOUCH THE ORB!!!!!!
The orb may appear as many things, but it will be orb shaped and likely glowing
Consequences of touching the orb are being sucked in, pulled apart into many tinier pieces, then spit out as many smaller parts of yourself.
The orb has the power to fractalize worlds. I fear how it would affect such an interconnected community.
Spread the word
DO NOT TOUCH THE ORB
@gaslight-offical @walmart-the-official @homosexuality-offical @duck-offical @eg-offical @satan-offical
THe OrB.. !!! … … !!! … … !!! …
… . .. ! !!!! ! THE OrB !!! !…
tHE OrB … .
… !!! … … !!! … … !!! … thE OrB
… !!! … … !!! … the OrB is MAYO!!!!!
معراج حضرت بهاءالله
- mayo behavior
معراج حضرت بهاءالله
-mayo behavior
Remembering that Mendel and Trina’s wedding was this exact time 47 years ago
-mayo behavior
عيد الأضحى المبارك
-mayo behavior
عيد الأضحى المبارك
-mayo behavior