Ur Mayo

Mayo

[mayo-is-all]

You're Mayo

DNI: if you're not mayo

[but-will-it-be-famous]

You’re mayo

“Last night I dreamed I was a bottle of ketchup. And you were mustard. Which is weird, because usually you're mayonnaise in my dreams. Why do you suppose that is?”

[mayo-is-all]

Mayo behavior

[mayo-is-all]

محرم مبارك

-mayo behavior

[mayo-is-all]

محرم مبارك

-mayo behavior

[mayo-is-all]

Remembering that watergate happened 53 years ago today

-mayo behavior

[mayo-is-all]

Remembering that watergate happened 54 years ago today

-mayo behavior

[mayo-is-all]

Beati Corpus Christi

-mayo behavior

[mayo-is-all]

Beati Corpus Christi

-mayo behavior

[mayo-is-all]

Declaring war on the orb

-mayo behavior

[mayo-is-all]

Forgetting

-mayo behavior

[mayo-offical]

PSA TO ALL OFFICALS!!!!!!!

DO NOT TOUCH THE ORB!!!!!!

The orb may appear as many things, but it will be orb shaped and likely glowing

Consequences of touching the orb are being sucked in, pulled apart into many tinier pieces, then spit out as many smaller parts of yourself.

The orb has the power to fractalize worlds. I fear how it would affect such an interconnected community.

Spread the word

DO NOT TOUCH THE ORB

@gaslight-offical @walmart-the-official @homosexuality-offical @duck-offical @eg-offical @satan-offical

[asleep-offical]

@above-the-law-offical I dare you to touch the orb

[above-the-law-offical]

I will touch the orb

[asleep-offical]

Yeeees, do it do it do it... Tell me what happened afterwards

[above-the-law-offical]

I will-

*gets absorbed by the ORB*

[mayo-offical]

FUCK

Oh no

The officialverse will fractalize and multiply with no control

There will be no end to the expanse of officals

There will be so many

Uncountably many

Redundant amounts of so many

[mayo-is-all]

Forgetting

-mayo behavior

[mayo-offical]

PSA TO ALL OFFICALS!!!!!!!

DO NOT TOUCH THE ORB!!!!!!

The orb may appear as many things, but it will be orb shaped and likely glowing

Consequences of touching the orb are being sucked in, pulled apart into many tinier pieces, then spit out as many smaller parts of yourself.

The orb has the power to fractalize worlds. I fear how it would affect such an interconnected community.

Spread the word

DO NOT TOUCH THE ORB

@gaslight-offical @walmart-the-official @homosexuality-offical @duck-offical @eg-offical @satan-offical

[the-color-orange-offical]

the orb is actually a cognitohazard which makes people in its vicinity think that touching it will fractalize things

[mayo-offical]

I AM NOT NEAR THE ORB

I say this because it has happened

DOES NO ONE REMEMBER WHAT HAPPENED TO ELVIS PRESLEY!?!?!?!?

Does no one remember what happened to @nixon-official

This is real, this is dangerous

Heed my warning!!!!!!!

[the-color-orange-offical]

secondary antimemetic effect along with obscuring of its prescense near those affected

[mayo-offical]

THIS IS REAL!!!!!

I AM NOT CRAZY!!!!!!!!

[the-color-orange-offical]

I don't see how those two statements are in any way related

[sans-the-skeleconch-offical]

@mayo-offical

Do either of you know where the orb is?

That way I can stay away from the area.

[mayo-offical]

It does not stay in a place

If you see it, leave

[sans-the-skeleconch-offical]

Noted!

If i see it touch it before it disappears!

[mayo-is-all]

Touching it

-Mayo behavior

[mayo-offical]

PSA TO ALL OFFICALS!!!!!!!

DO NOT TOUCH THE ORB!!!!!!

The orb may appear as many things, but it will be orb shaped and likely glowing

Consequences of touching the orb are being sucked in, pulled apart into many tinier pieces, then spit out as many smaller parts of yourself.

The orb has the power to fractalize worlds. I fear how it would affect such an interconnected community.

Spread the word

DO NOT TOUCH THE ORB

@gaslight-offical @walmart-the-official @homosexuality-offical @duck-offical @eg-offical @satan-offical

[the-color-orange-offical]

the orb is actually a cognitohazard which makes people in its vicinity think that touching it will fractalize things

[mayo-offical]

I AM NOT NEAR THE ORB

I say this because it has happened

DOES NO ONE REMEMBER WHAT HAPPENED TO ELVIS PRESLEY!?!?!?!?

Does no one remember what happened to @nixon-official

This is real, this is dangerous

Heed my warning!!!!!!!

[the-color-orange-offical]

secondary antimemetic effect along with obscuring of its prescense near those affected

[mtg-offical]

Does it look like this?

[mayo-offical]

IMG ID: a wizards of the coast card for “chaos orb” with a picture of a massive monster orb with sharp teeth and lava pouring from its mouth text says “artifact: if chaos orb is on the battlefield, flip Chaos Orb onto the battlefield, flip Chaos Orb onto the battlefield from a height of at least one foot, if Chaos Orb turns over completely at least once during the flip, destroy all nontoken permanents it touches. Then destroy Chaos Orb.”

Hard to tell, no one who gets close enough to see it remembers it

[mayo-is-all]

Forgetting …

-mayo behavior

[mayo-offical]

PSA TO ALL OFFICALS!!!!!!!

DO NOT TOUCH THE ORB!!!!!!

The orb may appear as many things, but it will be orb shaped and likely glowing

Consequences of touching the orb are being sucked in, pulled apart into many tinier pieces, then spit out as many smaller parts of yourself.

The orb has the power to fractalize worlds. I fear how it would affect such an interconnected community.

Spread the word

DO NOT TOUCH THE ORB

@gaslight-offical @walmart-the-official @homosexuality-offical @duck-offical @eg-offical @satan-offical

[the-color-orange-offical]

the orb is actually a cognitohazard which makes people in its vicinity think that touching it will fractalize things

[mayo-offical]

I AM NOT NEAR THE ORB

I say this because it has happened

DOES NO ONE REMEMBER WHAT HAPPENED TO ELVIS PRESLEY!?!?!?!?

Does no one remember what happened to @nixon-official

This is real, this is dangerous

Heed my warning!!!!!!!

[the-color-orange-offical]

secondary antimemetic effect along with obscuring of its prescense near those affected

[mayo-offical]

THIS IS REAL!!!!!

I AM NOT CRAZY!!!!!!!!

[the-color-orange-offical]

I don't see how those two statements are in any way related

[mayo-offical]

YOU’RE NOT IN ANY WAY RELATED!!!!!!!

[mayo-is-all]

Letting it get to you

-mayo behavior

[mayo-is-all]

ORB

orb

ORB

Orb

oRb

orb

ORB

orb

IS MAYo.. .

[mayo-is-all]

ORB…

… . … is.. .. .

… …. .. . . Mayo

… !!! … … !!! … … !!! … … !!! … … !!! …

[mayo-offical]

PSA TO ALL OFFICALS!!!!!!!

DO NOT TOUCH THE ORB!!!!!!

The orb may appear as many things, but it will be orb shaped and likely glowing

Consequences of touching the orb are being sucked in, pulled apart into many tinier pieces, then spit out as many smaller parts of yourself.

The orb has the power to fractalize worlds. I fear how it would affect such an interconnected community.

Spread the word

DO NOT TOUCH THE ORB

@gaslight-offical @walmart-the-official @homosexuality-offical @duck-offical @eg-offical @satan-offical

[mayo-is-all]

THe OrB.. !!! … … !!! … … !!! …

… . .. ! !!!! ! THE OrB !!! !…

tHE OrB … .

… !!! … … !!! … … !!! … thE OrB

… !!! … … !!! … the OrB is MAYO!!!!!

[mayo-offical]

It is not mayo, it’s not even made of mayo

What are you on about??????

[mayo-is-all]

Forgetting

-mayo behavior

[mayo-offical]

FORGETTING WHAT!?!?!?

I’ve been around for as long as mayo and I can say for sure there has never been mayo in the ORB

[mayo-is-all]

Forgetting

-mayo behavior

[mayo-offical]

PSA TO ALL OFFICALS!!!!!!!

DO NOT TOUCH THE ORB!!!!!!

The orb may appear as many things, but it will be orb shaped and likely glowing

Consequences of touching the orb are being sucked in, pulled apart into many tinier pieces, then spit out as many smaller parts of yourself.

The orb has the power to fractalize worlds. I fear how it would affect such an interconnected community.

Spread the word

DO NOT TOUCH THE ORB

@gaslight-offical @walmart-the-official @homosexuality-offical @duck-offical @eg-offical @satan-offical

[mayo-is-all]

THe OrB.. !!! … … !!! … … !!! …

… . .. ! !!!! ! THE OrB !!! !…

tHE OrB … .

… !!! … … !!! … … !!! … thE OrB

… !!! … … !!! … the OrB is MAYO!!!!!

[mayo-offical]

It is not mayo, it’s not even made of mayo

What are you on about??????

[mayo-is-all]

Forgetting

-mayo behavior

[mayo-offical]

PSA TO ALL OFFICALS!!!!!!!

DO NOT TOUCH THE ORB!!!!!!

The orb may appear as many things, but it will be orb shaped and likely glowing

Consequences of touching the orb are being sucked in, pulled apart into many tinier pieces, then spit out as many smaller parts of yourself.

The orb has the power to fractalize worlds. I fear how it would affect such an interconnected community.

Spread the word

DO NOT TOUCH THE ORB

@gaslight-offical @walmart-the-official @homosexuality-offical @duck-offical @eg-offical @satan-offical

[mayo-is-all]

THe OrB.. !!! … … !!! … … !!! …

… . .. ! !!!! ! THE OrB !!! !…

tHE OrB … .

… !!! … … !!! … … !!! … thE OrB

… !!! … … !!! … the OrB is MAYO!!!!!

[mayo-is-all]

معراج حضرت بهاءالله

- mayo behavior

[mayo-is-all]

معراج حضرت بهاءالله

-mayo behavior

[mayo-is-all]

Remembering that Mendel and Trina’s wedding was this exact time 47 years ago

-mayo behavior

[mayo-is-all]

عيد الأضحى المبارك

-mayo behavior

[mayo-is-all]

عيد الأضحى المبارك

-mayo behavior