Honest opinions of Sam, Phil, Winnie, Danny, Stasia, Lindsay, Sophie, PJ and Riley.
God, anon. If you want a fucking novel go to a bookstore.
Sam - He looks like he’s supposed to be an asshole jock from a teenage girl’s high school fantasty. But when you listen to him talk you realize that he’s actually Sam Weir from Freaks and Geeks. I’m not sure if that’s a good or bad thing.
Phil - I want to curl up in his hair and take a nap. I mean, honestly, it just looks warm and cozy. Plus, he’s kind of adorable in his own I-have-no-sense-of-sarcasm way.
Winnie - I’m pretty sure you could collect her sweat and bottle it, then sell it as a perfume called “Adorable”.
Danny - He looks delicious. I think you could cut off his fingers and toes, jab some popsicle sticks in them and sell them as lollipops. I really just want to lick him.
Stasia - With some of the pictures that girl posts, I’m 68% sure that she may have the potential to be a hooker. Plus she gives me serious whiplash. One day she loves kids, the next she complains about them. Make up your damn mind, girl.
Lindsay - I find it hilarious that she’s working in the music industry because she looks like when she sings glass would break. Like…Glass that’s about a mile away. Plus, can you say homewrecker?
Sophie - I don’t know, did that girl drop off the face of the earth, or something? She seems sweet, but I honestly know nothing about her.
PJ - He’s another one that’s barely around. I see him now and then and I tend to skim over whatever I hear about him because I don’t find it all that interesting.
Riley - I don’t know why that boy is chasing a dream in music, he should be a model for GQ. Seriously, do they hire guys soley for the purpose of being on the cover. Because I would buy every single magazine they produced if his face was on the cover of it.
There’s your fucking chapter book, you selfish little shit.