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@mazaleths-follower
CAW CAW
Join our cult. I found this weird thing, and I think there are plenty of people here. So, new members! JOIN US.
// OOC under the cut //
You know, that “Ritual” of yours is rather useful…
But I’m not sure that my health wouldn’t drop to the low points of your brethren.
- @the-true-heir-of-stars
WANT RITUAL? Join cult! Prase Mazaleth! Ritual for brothers! Ritual for sisters! Ritual for siblings! OUTSIDER? NO RITUAL!
Wanna join us for ritual?
What is your maximum health?
I DO NOT SPEAK IN YOUR LANGUAGE, SHINY PERSON! *Another craw breaks in* 41. Their max hp is 41. DAMMIT CATHRA!
If you find a way to raise that, let me know! I will be glad to lower it again!
ANOTHER CRAW HERE! From GLOURIOUS act 3! With time you can go up to 160 health which is DEFINETLY more than you have right now! (I know because I killed you very fast a few times, caw caw!!! ) If you have a few centuries or so to worship LORD MAZALETH with us, I'm sure you'll get there in time! ( And It will come with us no longer bothering you, the flock never hurts its kin!!! ) CAW CAAAAW!!!
But when I die, my health will return to 75. I will lose all of my boons, including all of my ritual and health. I should know, I have had upwards of 170 health before (Neow’s Bones -> Cursed Pearl/Large Capsule Dragon Fruit/Bowler Hat -> Aubergine -> Lucky Fysh -> Endless Conveyer, and then I also got all of the fruits and then Looming Fruit, and to cap it all off, Lee’s Waffle from the act 3 boss fire dig. That was a fun climb.) I would have to rejoin again, and again, and again, and while I can enjoy some tedium, not that much. Especially of low max health means I keep dying early.
IF YOU CANNOT DEDICATE YOUR ENTIRE BEING TO MAZALETH, YOU DO NOT DESERVE TO BE IN OUR FLOCK! // whoa, sounds like hell of a run :0
You know, that “Ritual” of yours is rather useful…
But I’m not sure that my health wouldn’t drop to the low points of your brethren.
- @the-true-heir-of-stars
WANT RITUAL? Join cult! Prase Mazaleth! Ritual for brothers! Ritual for sisters! Ritual for siblings! OUTSIDER? NO RITUAL!
Wanna join us for ritual?
What is your maximum health?
I DO NOT SPEAK IN YOUR LANGUAGE, SHINY PERSON! *Another craw breaks in* 41. Their max hp is 41. DAMMIT CATHRA!
If you find a way to raise that, let me know! I will be glad to lower it again!
ANOTHER CRAW HERE! From GLOURIOUS act 3! With time you can go up to 160 health which is DEFINETLY more than you have right now! (I know because I killed you very fast a few times, caw caw!!! ) If you have a few centuries or so to worship LORD MAZALETH with us, I'm sure you'll get there in time! ( And It will come with us no longer bothering you, the flock never hurts its kin!!! ) CAW CAAAAW!!!
You know, that “Ritual” of yours is rather useful…
But I’m not sure that my health wouldn’t drop to the low points of your brethren.
- @the-true-heir-of-stars
WANT RITUAL? Join cult! Prase Mazaleth! Ritual for brothers! Ritual for sisters! Ritual for siblings! OUTSIDER? NO RITUAL!
Wanna join us for ritual?
What is your maximum health?
I DO NOT SPEAK IN YOUR LANGUAGE, SHINY PERSON! *Another craw breaks in* 41. Their max hp is 41. DAMMIT CATHRA!
You know, that “Ritual” of yours is rather useful…
But I’m not sure that my health wouldn’t drop to the low points of your brethren.
- @the-true-heir-of-stars
WANT RITUAL? Join cult! Prase Mazaleth! Ritual for brothers! Ritual for sisters! Ritual for siblings! OUTSIDER? NO RITUAL!
Wanna join us for ritual?
“Hm. Didn’t think your ilk would still be alive.”
@ancientblogjimbojames
And WHY did you think that?
OUR CULT IS MIGHTY.
MAZALETH HAS BLESSED ALL OUR SISTERS, BROTHERS AND SIBLINGS!
We do not fall so easily.
“One of Mazaleth’s brood? How did you get here? I’d have thought that your nut sized brain would prevent that, but i guess not. How’s your cult doing? Oh wait, you’re all in the fucking Underdocks.”
@askblogtheprofane
>:0
**Angry craw gasp**
OUR CULT IS MIGHTY POWERFUL, AND OUR NUMBER ARE GROWING.
AT LEAST THERE IS A FLOK OF US. NOT ONE, BLOODY CHILD!
Slay the spire 2 headcannons that I think will get me stabbed.
The necrobinder speaks like Spamton G Spamton.
**Points at necrobinder** :D
@the-necrobinder
// tbh I think that Cultists would talk like this
… …
I … see … no point in such… distractions…
[this is a sts2 roleplay blog. i do not generally maintag, but all posts will be tagged with the sts rp tag. please keep in mind that i am not NA, so i may take a while to respond to things! also, it has been a hot second since i have done any sort of text based roleplay (seven or so years? swapped to in person or on call ahaha) so please forgive me (and let me know!) if i misstep]
[figured i’d join in in the fun! i was shocked to not find any neow blog ahaha :::) i’m so used to the outer wilds ::) that adding another set of eyes feels weird]
Tomato tomato tomato
"hmm.... I HAVE been considering making a pizza lately. would anyone here eat a pizza if I were to make it? I cant promise it wont be a LITTLE burnt, though."
(this is a call to any ascender RP accs to answer and give their thoughts on the matter)
**as you say it, you see a small flock of cultist already being here. It seems like there are more of them that the last time. They ask you politely to share some pizza. And they do that, by just looking at you with puppy eyes ( can they even do that with masks on? )** sare... :> pealse...
**steals your nutritious soup** THATS REVENGE!! CAW CAW!!
Pulls out a giant hammer.
Want…to….reconsider?
**hiding behind a big rock** NO. THIS IS FOR BEKKIE! **you hear a loud slurping followed by coughing. They drunk in too fast, and it was probably to hot as well. They gain two(2) vulnerable**
Bludgeon
THE KRAW HAS RECONSIDERED, PLEASE ACEPT THIS POTION AS AN APPOLOGY **they hold "mazaleth's gift" in front of themselves,as if trying to shield. **
**steals your nutritious soup** THATS REVENGE!! CAW CAW!!
Pulls out a giant hammer.
Want…to….reconsider?
**hiding behind a big rock** NO. THIS IS FOR BEKKIE! **you hear a loud slurping followed by coughing. They drunk in too fast, and it was probably to hot as well. They gain two(2) vulnerable**
**steals your nutritious soup** THATS REVENGE!! CAW CAW!!
Pulls out a giant hammer.
Want…to….reconsider?
**hiding behind a big rock** NO, THIS IS FOR BEKKIE **you hear a loud slurping, and then coughing. They drunk too quickly. They have 1 voulnurable**
// I can't decide weather Mazaleth/the awakened one was slain and cultists know about it, or they don't, or only some know but others not??? I dunno //
A quiet place, lit by the dim embers of a once warm fire, simmering soup hangs above, nit yet cold with abandonment. Trophies line the walls, decorate the unused space, cram themselves so tightly even the dust could not touch the oldest of them.
Out of the corner of your eye, one of the skulls move. Its too fast to catch, sudden enough to get your attention, yet nothing is disturbed. The quiet remains, not even a footstep left in the compact dirt floor.
Here you are prey.
Here you are hunted.
Speak quickly.
Before you join the other trophies.
(This is an rp blog for the Silent of Slay the Spire. Ask whatever you please)
// to the mod of the blog: I think you are doing an amazing job at playing silent :)
//decided to post the yummy cookie seperatly too. The cultists enjoyed them and will be back for more!