MBP: Shenanigans

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Someone left Dr. Igneous unattended and he defiled the confessions booth.

Yes I chased after him but he took a sharp left and now I can't find him.

- Father Damien

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Can someone please restrain the ivy plant monster in the forest biome?

it keeps trying to hold the intern captive with her vine hair and screaming about marriage, thank you.

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Harry! STOP PUTTING THESE UP!

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Hey everyone! I’m Bruschetta, and I’m a field researcher for the forest biome of the facility. I’m mostly sent out to study the variants who live in the area and report back. It’s pretty nice, I get fresh air and some time to myself.

I’m part of the breeding program myself, but I’ll admit I’m somewhat nervous. Mostly my concerns are what I’d be doing should I successfully carry, but I’ll cross that road when I get there. At least for the time being, things are going well (as much as they can around here…).

Due to being out in the field often, I’ve been able to make friends with two variants in particular, a kitsune and a satyr. The kitsune likes to hear about any gossip I have, but sometimes he seems to know more than I do (I don’t fully know how, since he doesn’t really leave the area). The satyr is pretty friendly, and likes to make jokes a lot. I enjoy both their companies.

Anyways, I need to wrap this up, since I have to go back out. If you need me, I’m a call away.

-Bru

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Hello, Glasera stopping by here.

I’m just a typical security guard here, but the main muscle. If there’s a monster causing issues, I’m on it. You don’t hear me often unless I’m with other staff when it’s break time or I’m dealing with another rowdy variant. Most are chill though, some even like to make chit chat when I do my walks.

Although quite honest, I don’t interact with the friendlies often. Since I am stronger than most guards naturally, and an ice giant hybrid, I’m stationed mostly where the really big guys are at. So anyone who’s 6’5” or taller, or just super muscular and can yeet a human across the entire building, I have to put up with them the most.

Although please… Get me out of here. The fire salamander variant won’t leave me alone. His flirting is… nice and enjoyable, but I’ve already had a few run ins with him and it’s only going to increase. I need to do my job and not yoinked into his room all the time just cause I’m the only one resistant to his heat in the staff.

Oh great, another one causing havoc… I will give information some other time.

—Glasera J.

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Hey...uhhh

My name is Daisy and I'm head of Security and Containment. What does that mean? I watch cameras all day, send out alarms when monsters try to escape, broadcast general announcements via intercom, and whatever else this place tells me to do.

You'll probably never see me around since I'm mostly in the security room. Sometimes you'll probably see me hunting down monsters with a tranquilizer since this place doesnt wanna hire more trained officials for this...I'm also in charge of camera repair, since you wouldnt believe how many times cameras get broken in a week.

If you...see a big white mothman flying around...don't tell him where I'm at...i have a job to do and he doesnt like it when my attention is not on him. Also uh...same goes for a large scorpion running around the desert biome...he breaks cameras a lot so that i can come and visit him-

Anyways, yall know where i am if you need me and yall know what to do if you want me to turn the cameras off of you for a while...

- Daisy S&C

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Hello, this is the new head medic for the Monster Breeding Program, Jack, as the former head medic was... retired. Anyway I’m the one keeping half the staff alive, but that doesn’t really matter at the moment, my job is simply to keep the med bay running and work with rehabilitating a naga. I also participate in the breeding program, since said naga imprinted on me (that is another story). The main thing I’m here to do is keep everyone healthy and happy.

Signing off Jack-

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Greetings and salutations, everyone. My name is Father Damien. I am an ordained priest, specializing in dealings with the occult. I have been hired by the Monster Breeding Program so as to further scientific research with interspecies breeding.

What I have been asked to do is..unholy. However, I am willing to put my own reservations aside for the sake of scientific progression. I have already made prior contact with the specific demon they are wanting to experiment on, though he is very reclusive and doesn't talk much. I should know his name by the end of the week.

I must cut this introduction short unfortunately. I wish you all a blessed day.

- Father Damien

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The Staff

Head Medic: Jack

High-Security Ambassador: Nero

Security's Muscle: Glasera

Security & Containment: Daisy

Head of Monster Resources: Spacey

Dr. Campanelle Pappardelle (Lena) - Lead Researcher for Babyface

Lamponi Rosso (Lena) - Janitor

Father Damien: Head Theologist and ordained priest

Forest Field Researcher: Bruschetta