#worstjoke

I really love bad jokes and I'm looking for new ones from people all over the net!

[mcadory2014-blog]

I'd like to start with the chimney jokes - I've got a stack of them. The first one is on the house.

Tim Vine

[mcadory2014-blog]

“I tried to Google endangered species. They were hard to find.”

Suns of Fred

[mcadory2014-blog]

Why is Peter Pan always flying?

He neverlands...

I like this joke because it never grows old.

[whatthefuckkelly]

[teaslob-blog]

[drifaasmundsdottir-deactivated2]

[ihateyourbl0g-blog]

[mcadory2014-blog]

I went to a seafood disco last week... and pulled a mussel.

[mcadory2014-blog]

I went to buy some camouflage trousers...

...the other day but I couldn’t find any.

[radstoner-blog]

[mcadory2014-blog]

oh gawd..

[guacamolegirl]

[mcadory2014-blog]

A woman has twins and gives them up for adoption...

...One of them goes to a family in Egypt and is named "Ahmal." The other goes to a family in Spain; they name him "Juan." Years later, Juan sends a picture of himself to his birth mother. Upon receiving the picture, she tells her husband that she wishes she also had a picture of Ahmal. Her husband responds, "They're twins! If you've seen Juan, you've seen Ahmal."

[mcadory2014-blog]

What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh.

[smosh]

[mcadory2014-blog]

Get it? GET IT??

[gwydtheunusual]

[mcadory2014-blog]

She will be okay…It’s just a stage she is going through…

[mcadory2014-blog]

An invisible man marries an invisible woman...

The kids were nothing to look at either.

[mcadory2014-blog]

Mahatma Gandhi, as you know, walked barefoot most of the time...

...which produced an impressive set of calluses on his feet. He also ate very little, which made him rather frail and with his odd diet, he suffered from bad breath. This made him. (Oh, man, this is so bad, it's good. . .) A super calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis.