yo green bean! wanna bone??
there’s not much that can really catch green off guard. but of course, one Scott fucking Howl always manages to achieve the impossible. he’d just been standing there, minding his own business and then. bam. that ridiculous, goofy, almost infectious grin is suddenly in front of him, arm casually being placed above his head and leaning in rather close.
and then. and then, scott had to go and open his mouth. sometimes, green really, really wished that god would listen to monsters and their prayers and actually grant them. because this, this is just torture. straight, pure torture and green can feel his eyes burn. he chokes on his breath, hand reaching to press on scott’s chest to push, to give himself a chance to breathe. because, bone. oh, he does, he definitely, definitely wants to climb scott like a tree and show him the many, many uses of a bone.
but…
“ —— yeah, bud. “
green can feel his charm failing him, almost every part of his stats falling through the floor. his smarts, like there was much of that in the beginning, is unable to keep up with the whirlwind known as scott howl. he’s never going to be able to keep himself standing straight when scott insists on doing something like this.
“ let’s go. let’s just go find your bone, gotta go find…a good place to hide ‘em, right ? “
