[wolfsteax]

The mop is cranky today and he really just needs some cocoa and understanding.

[rocketglory]

PREPARE FOR TROUBLE…

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[mccnblind-blog]

Dad will be taking my laptop and disconnecting my phone service for a week bc im too sick to clean my room, so i wont be around for a bit, im sorry

[mccnblind-blog]

mxnsterthug:

It would have been a MUCH safer choice to steer clear of the large hybrid that had claimed this jungle. Then again, he could of found him later… Eh, didn’t matter.

The beast was about to say something back to Guz. Untill he fired that ‘warning’ shot for his shakey gun. That only sealed his PAINFULL demise. The serpent flinched slightly, the part of the tail wrapped around the duplicate tightened more. And once the snake had regained himself, his eyes narrowed and glared daggers into the other’s.

“… Now, I was gonna let ya off wit some fucked up scars an shit. But-” His hand flashed up and siezed the gun wielding hand. “Ya pullin that Shit on me. Ya not gonna make it out, in one pice.”

       Well shit... keeping a grip on the gun, Guzma sighed. “Yeah. I wouldn’t’ve shot if I’d’a known that. I can handle scars. Y’see, this is why communication is important. We both could’a come outta this happy, but no, ya had to pull that shit.” Was... was he really lecturing some weird snake-self thing when he was about to be eaten? Sure, why the fuck not.

       “Plumes will find this spot anyway, if you kill me. I guess you’ll eat her too, since she ain’t gonna leave til she avenges me or whatever.” Ah... that was a depressing thought. But still, he had to keep talking. Had to keep the panic at bay. “Some’a the grunts would follow her... and then the rest would be left with nobody to take care’a them. Amazing, I guess I condemned my entire family.” 

       Okay, maybe talking wasn’t helping. It was only making it harder to accept what was going to happen. But maybe he could get out of it... Trying his best to slap that tail away, he hoped it would be enough of a distraction to get his gun aimed for... literally anything. And enough for him to be able to shoot that ‘anything.’ He couldn’t leave his family behind.

[mccnblind-blog]

someone do a “guess ill die” edit for Guzma please

[mccnblind-blog]

mxnsterthug:

And here we go. Snake woundered when an gun was going to be pulled on him, knowing that his duplicates usually had one on them at some point. And this one was no exception.

His gaze turned from the gun, then slowly back to the other. This has been used on Snake so many times, to the point where he was no longer phased by something that could end his life with a single trigger being pointed right at his head. So his glare was still that stone cold one that he had before, gold staring right back into the other’s eyes.

“Nah, I ain’t the stupid one ere.” Snake growled again, this time his tail slowly creeping up around Guzma, as the blade tipped tail crept closer to his throat. “But ya might be.”

       Motherfucker... maybe he should’ve just steered clear of the guy when he saw him. “I already know I’m dumb as fuck, man. Never denied it.” Or... did he? Fuck, he couldn’t even remember what happened a minute ago. Or at least the details. Oh well, that wasn’t important.

       Sadly, shaking hands did nothing for aim, and his shot missed the thing’s tail by inches. Play it off, champ. “That’s your warning- ain’t gonna miss next time. Now, you gonna let me go, or I gonna haveta blow your tail off? Your choice.” He really didn’t want to have to shoot him, but he would if it came to it.

[mxnsterthug]

Now Snake would have stopped himself at the other Guzma making the remark about him having to take care of those countless grunts, and Plumeria getting mad if he was gone. But all that was being overthrown by his instincts to eat to survive. 

“Don think yer goin anywhere.” The beast growled. The one thing you dont do when trying to escape an hybrid version of yourself is to turn your back to them. And thats what gave the snake an opportunity to lunge onto the other, or at least to snag the other and yank them down.

[mccnblind-blog]

       Well, he was glad he was paranoid. Out came the firearm, and it was immediately pointed at the other’s head with shaky hands.

       “Damn, you’re dumber than you look if you think you can get the best of me.” Was he technically insulting himself too with that? Eh, it didn’t matter. He just needed something to say. It was too silent around the place. “Now, you let me go or you’re gonna find yourself with more’n a few holes in your head. Got it?” Would bullets even work on the guy? Was he some sorta magic something or other? It was at least worth a shot.

       “You’re right I ain’t going anywhere. I got a family to take care of, and I ain’t letting them down.” Or he would. Oh well, oh well. He’d die eventually. Might be today, who knew?

[gruntadminloch-moved]

((1000 pikachu in pikachu valley. I hit a thousand.))

[mxnsterthug]

Snake muttered something under his breath along the line of ‘that’s what they all say.’, just soft enough so the other double couldn’t hear him.

As the serpent gazed over the other, he started sizing him up, seeing if he opposed any threat or not to him. But as he kept observing, his hunger started to become more prominent. He hasn’t eaten for a few weeks, and sleeping on that didn’t help him in the slightest. And the double was trespassing on his territory…

Fuck sparing this guy.

The beast slowly started to slowly slither toward Guzma, his gold eyes lock onto the other. “Actually… apology aint accepted.” He growled out.

[mccnblind-blog]

       ... Ah. Well, it wasn’t like he was expecting anything different. And after thinking about it for a bit, he didn’t want to die that badly today. So yeah. Maybe not.

        “I think it’s time I start heading home... Plumes’ll be upset I was gone for so long.” Smoothly, he got up, deliberately turning his back to try maybe getting some distance between himself and the snake.

       “Sorry, bud. I ain’t about to become a snack. I got people to take care of.” At least he was trying, right?

[mccnblind-blog]

i cant believe my guzma is gonna get vored

[mccnblind-blog]

Why is your hair like that

       Why’s your face like that?

[cutiemon-deactivated20190223]

someone: i love you

my damaged ass: haha, no you don’t

[mxnsterthug]

“Well, do I look like one of em?” He growled, picking himself up from the ground, revealing his full ten feet tall height to the other, towering over him. Now, usually Snake would maul trespassers who managed to find their way into his territory, especially if they where one of his doubles. But he had just woken up, and the other stopped pestering him with pokes. So he’d spare him.  for now.

[mccnblind-blog]

       “I dunno, man. You don’t look like much of anything I’ve ever seen.” Huh. He was big. Looking up at the guy, he didn’t try to hide his curiosity, though he wasn’t going to ask any questions.

       “Sorry bout that.” Belated apology, but better than nothing. He guessed.

[mccnblind-blog]

mxnsterthug:

Well, looks like he hasnt missed a thing. “…Ya mind?” Dont poke him. You will lose a figure…. Or a hand.

       “Sorry man, thought you were one’a those animatronics or something.” Huh. Well, that was something he didn’t see everyday.

[mccnblind-blog]

guzma pls dont poke im,,,,,

[mccnblind-blog]

gruntadminloch replied to your post: The floor was a good place to sleep, right

Loch will just drape a blanket over him, maybe tuck a pillow under his head. Good night, sweet Master.

       He’d probably thank him when he got up. Probably.

[mccnblind-blog]

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