Shit McCoy Says

Inside the mind of James Peter Joseph McCoy.

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"I never shit myself... I just had diarrhea."

- Orange Juice Has Lots of Stool Softening Vitamin C 2022

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"I'm not even racist, I'm just wrong"

-Jew ShMcCoy 2022

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"Lack of brown sauce has really ruined my day :("

- James "Butty Boy" McCoy 2021

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"Everyone with downs is an arsehole"

- James "I get bummed in scout leaders sheds 24/7" McCoy 2021

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"I'm like Sherlock Holmes with all the women I've shagged."

- Sherlock Boner 2021

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“I believe that’s dong”

- James McCockLickedClean 2021

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“Never thought I’d question the universe because of a stupid tweet.”

- James McGrasse Tyson 2021

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“When you see my dong, it’s a death sentence.”

- James, Jury, and Execocktioner 2021

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“SNIFF! SNIFF MY MUM’S JUMPER!”

- Birthday McBoy 2022

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“Last time we went into an old lady’s house, we decapitated her...”

- Jamafia McCoy 2021

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“I have no balls.”

- Hundo McCoy 2021

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“BoH-dOh-BeE-bWaH-bOb”

- James “Sure ot made the noise then tooo” McCoy 202

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“Slam my arse!!!”

- Crispee 2021

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“Beat yourself up you Indian.”

- Chubbinz McMouth 2021

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“My balls are like a baboons arse.” “Red?” “Yeah, cause I slap them. It gets me in the mood.”

- McKelly Eats the Cyst 2020

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“That’s what I like about bass; I can just lie down and vibrate.”

- Bass McCoy 2020

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“The gooch is quite sensitive.”

- James “R2D2″ McGooch 2020