I swear to Anu...

Hello there, and welcome to my personal realm of Oblivion. 22, they/them(or whatever I guess, if this a too much trouble for you), Netherlands. Keep your ace discourse away from me, or god help me. I want to make this a positive place, but you're making it hard for me. Battle tag: McGrowgrog #2864 ESO: @Lluthren Steam and Origin: You gotta ask for that, buddy. Ask about my OCs, please. They are dying.

[pafucore-deactivated20240909]

Aww I saw this on Facebook and thought it was way too good not to repost

[booksbybingo]

villains are hard to design. making them ugly is dangerous, depending on what traits you choose to frame as monstrous or undesirable, you could very well end up saying something fatphobic, racist, anti-semitic, etc

but if you make a hot villain then people will get thirsty and demand redemptions and refuse to acknowledge their evil actions, no matter how despicable

[pastel-petticoats]

Solution: Full body armor and masks. You don’t see people shipping themselves with Sauron!

[safitheartist]

…………..you think?

[macko-99]

…………..don’t look up Sauron on AO3

[mcgrowgrog]

I am trying to collect some data on how people feel about the elderly and how elderly feel about the accessibility of current society. It would be greatly appreciated if people could fill out and/or share this form.

Thanks you and have a nice day.

[mcgrowgrog]

I am trying to collect some data on how people feel about the elderly and how elderly feel about the accessibility of current society. It would be greatly appreciated if people could fill out and/or share this form.

Thanks you and have a nice day.

[mcgrowgrog]

So we're all leaving Tumblr in an organized migration, right?

[alexandriia-blog]

[bogleech]

basically

[goatrocket-moved]

mannimarco, king of worms

[scribdyke-remade]

erandur tells the dovahkiin’s kids all the embarrassing shit they’ve done to playfully get back at them for stressing him out constantly

[cowboyabunga]

a forever mood

[itskokocollie]

What if you went to open a book and it had a flashbang inside haha is a good prank

[itskokocollie]

Oh this is basically reading an Elder Scroll huh

[proletarishit]

Well dip me in hair dye and call me an SJW

[earthdad]

relationships come and go but chickens are forever

[ratguzzler-deactivated20181213]

[fungoidz-deactivated20200705]

incorrect, bastard

[whitepeopletwitter]

[lorem64]

I’m so confused why he would think cookie dough would give him salmonella??? What parent told him this. There’s no chicken in there!

[ankaa-avarshina]

Two words: Raw eggs.

[lorem64]

?? What kind of world do you live in where Raw eggs carry salmonella or are in anyway unsafe

[ankaa-avarshina]

Don’t ask me, ask them Americans. I’m an Asian just passing the word on

[phantoms-lair]

*deep breath* Though the risk is small, raw eggs can carry samonella.

MORE THREATENINGLY Raw wheat can carry E. Coli. However, if you don’t mind making your own cookie dough, you can easily make it safely.

Take your standard recipe. Omit the eggs. Eggs serve as a binding agent to hold the cookie together. Since we’re eating the dough raw, that’s not needed. Take the flour, put it in a pan and bake it at 350 for 7 minutes. Any E. Coli is now dead.

Just mix the rest of the ingredients together as the recipe is called for and BAM, perfectly safe edible cookie dough.

[crayyola-deactivated20220827]

Thank u so fucking much for this wisdom

[antique-scarecrow]

wait you’re telling my i can get E, Coli just FROM EATING FLOUR straight from the bag???

[kingantlion-deactivated20231130]

Why..why are you eating flour straight from the bag?

[valueyourwahls-deactivated20190]

Hello, Earth? This Is Mars...

A non-profit Mars: War Logs & The Technomancer fanzine exploring Martian culture (Abundance and Aurora in particular), brought to you by four writers and one artist. 

What you can find in this book:

what the Ophirian music is like, 

how to cook an ostrich, 

what sport games are played on Mars, 

what military tattoos mean,

how summer solstice is celebrated, 

where to find the best chocolate in Shadowlair, 

how to forgive, 

what folk tales are told on Mars,

and more!

Download your PDF copy here.

In addition, you can find some stories from the zine in the AO3 Collection.

[biotechwitch-deactivated2018122]

[freddieandersen]

the statue in the bottom right is Le génie du mal, carved by guillame geefs to replace a different lucifer (known as either Le génie du mal or L’ange du mal) carved by his younger brother. why did joseph geefs’ lucifer get removed from the cathedral? it was too sexy. the statue was too sexy by far.

st. paul’s cathedral in liége went from one lucifer, whom they called ‘too sublime’ and removed because he was distracting ‘pretty penitent girls,’ to another lucifer, who they’ve left there for 170 years even though he’s so hot that satanists visit the cathedral to meditate in the presence of this Most Sexy Of Lucifers

here’s how i imagine that went down.

liege cathedral: hmm. you know what we need? a nice satan for our church. let’s ask joey geefs

joseph geefs: sculpts this

liege cathedral: no!! too hot!! now we all want to fuck lucifer! we need a different satan. let’s ask… the sexy lucifer sculptor’s BROTHER. yes. willy geefs is older so he definitely doesn’t want to fuck lucifer

guillaume geefs, who DOES want to fuck lucifer, and the only sign of his being older than his brother is that the lucifer he wants to fuck is somewhat older: sculpts this

liege cathedral: shit. well we don’t have any more money for lucifers so i guess we’ll keep this sexy lucifer

mlm, straight girls, and satanists in the vicinity of liege: NICE

[baapi-makwa]

my friends cat loves attacking xmas trees but hates plastic bags

[bloodwrit]

Arabeth Lavellan and their little boy, Hanin! Arabeth uses She/They pronouns!