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@mcjaxin
Y’know what happens when you try too hard in the recording studio? You lose your voice and get yelled at by your band. Just a warning, kids.
You fucked up. You're drinking lots of tea with honey, right? You better be. If you're not, I'm gonna sit on your chest and force feed it to you through your nostrils.
@fightermal: So my entire family officially knows. Megan threatened to beat up @LoveLikeMax for being a dick about it, but I'm happy. #yolo
@mcjaxin: @fightermal your family sounds wonderful and full of love
@PissyMama: a little jealous Jax got a new tattoo and I can't because it's "not advisable" for pregnant women. At least I get an adorable tiny human out of the deal.
@mcjaxin: @pissymama if it makes you feel any better the tattoo hurt a lot
@FighterMal: @mcjaxin THAT sounds like a good plan. AWW YEAH. I'm stoked.
@mcjaxin: @fightermal yolo
@FighterMal: @mcjaxin a yes, you're a tat virgin. CAN WE DO IT TOMORROW?
@mcjaxin: @fightermal tru. i'll just do some shots beforehand. hell yeah we can!
@FighterMal: @mcjaxin you don't understand I WANT to do all these things but like wow I am so.
@FighterMal: @mcjaxin what I need to do is take things one at a time. 3 days before Florida. I can get a puppy and a tattoo in those days. No biggie.
@mcjaxin: @fightermal idk man. i heard tattoos hurt :( i've never gotten one before so this is scary
@FighterMal: To do: adopt puppy. Get matching tattoos with best friend. Do album things. Go to Florida for three days for sister on monday. Do not freak out.
@FighterMal: It's almost stressful how awesome my life has become.
@mcjaxin: @fighermal whoa mal. calm down. you got waaaaaaaaaaaaay too much on your plate man
That doesn’t sound like a good story. We’ll keep you away from the paintbrushes and oil pastels. Cool?
Remember, kids: Even though they look friendly, an easel armed with a canvas will kill you.
Grocery shopping from a cab. That sounds like quite the adventure.
Don't try to sass me. My girlfriend is the queen of sass. I'm immune now.
But if I wait until we’re married to kill him, then I have to live with being a widow. It’s a good thing, since the last time I was in a car accident it ended up leading me to become a drug addict. I try to stay away from collisions.
Good thinking there. Well, with that thinking... Art class is fucking dangerous. In my life, art has literally been fatal.
I can get from place to place but I’m pretty sure I’ve given Justin a heart attack or two. Never been in an accident when I was driving, though.
Don't kill your fiancé before the wedding. Well, at least you have that going for you!
I would but like… I kinda drive a bit… recklessly. It’s not pretty.
Does anyone around here actually know how to drive, or do you all just pretend to?
Eh. Minor details.
I'm thinking that's gonna be pretty major. Y'know. Grocery shopping and stuff. Adult things that I cant keep doing in a cab.
Depends on how busy the kid gets. You probably don’t have to worry about that quite so much as a baby, but once they get to school, definitely.
Well, its mama is gonna need to be driven places, too.
Push your foot down on one of the petals and when you’re about to hit something turn the wheel. I haven’t done that in over a year, so don’t trust me on that.
That sounds more like a Grand Theft Auto driving strategy.
I never felt like I needed to learn, but my parents made me anyway. I still don’t drive much, but I know what I’m doing.
I don't plan on driving much, but I figure if I'm gonna be a dad I'm gonna be a personal chauffeur right away, so I have to be ready.
And the rubber circles.
Yep! Driving is pretty scary, and I totally skipped over my test when I was a kid, so I've never been behind the wheel. I don't know what to do at all.
