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ash-lightfoot

Worst thought?

mcmonty

Yeah like---a really terrible thought you had that afterwards you were like "they should put me in a psychiatric ward"

#kade

daricx

First of all, I say doy. Because doy works in any conversation. Second, you just want to look at my ass.

mcmonty

'Cause you're lame, obviously. Doy does not work in any conversation and if you think so you are a mess. No, I don't want to look at your ass or lack there of. I just want to laugh while you try your hardest to give me a lap dance that in the end is just mediocre. Are you going to do it or what?

#i think ive decided on whether or not i ship them #nathaniel

ava--x--deuvaux-deactivated2015

Cute, like I’d actually tell you anything or let you tell me what to do. Really cute.

mcmonty

Bitch, it was like two am and I was tipsy. Can't blame me for trying.

#ava

ash-lightfoot

Truth.

mcmonty

What is the worst though you've ever had?

#kade

daricx

Dare. Doy.

mcmonty

Doy? Who even says d--nevermind. I dare you to give me the best lap dance you can muster to Sex Room by Trey Songz.

#nathaniel

Truth or dare?

#dumbass starter #contegostart

samkeller

If you wish.

mcmonty

I am a beauty guru. I promise.

cessasanc

mcmonty

You look like the poster child of getting wasted and partying.

#alice

"Please let me do your make up. Pretty, pretty please?"

#contegostart

rusticautumnleaves

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text mssg to _______

Kael: how are you planning on paying me?

Autumn: probably in praise and maybe unconditional appreciation and love.

text mssg to Lara

Lara: I mean I guess I'll make food.

Autumn: I'll even help you make food.

#txtmssg

text mssg to noa wren

Noa: Will I have to stay very long? I only ask because I also have an appointment to keep to later. And I'm told I'm not always the best company in long doses.

Autumn: Without the explanation, I would have been super offended. You don't have to stay very long as long as you come over.

#txtmssf