mmhm black paladin lance truly does water my bread,,
the black lion after keith who didnt even want to be bp and the mcskunkhead clone bs: “finally a good fucking pilot”
the alien newspaper headlines for the next week are “current black paladin,former red paladin and original blue paladin,tells prince lotor that hes a glamazon bitch ready for the runway”
lotor: “ah the leader of voltron! surely as the most rational and intelligent,you can see the merits of joini-” lance: “pidge whats he saying i cant hear him i have my cucky incel blocking glasses on”
lance riding into battle: “you want a bugatti? you want a maserati? you better work bitch”
lance befriends some alien kids on a planet and lets them hang from blacks ears and turn her into a playground.
black was a bit intimidating at first
-black when lance enters for the 173rd time: blasts a remix of all star made entirely out of kazoo sounds
bp lance with an undercut…oh y es..
black: “lance im so glad youre my pilot now i couldnt stand that clone ass bitch” lance: “yeah me t-wait what clone?” black: “oh this shiro is a clone lol” lance: kill bill sirens
the blue,red and black lions sitting in a circle after theyre done with their weekly sleepover with lance: so what are we going to do about that nasty kid alyssa who didnt invite lance to her 12th birthday bash?
keith when he becomes the right hand man to bp lance: “oh how the turnip tables”
keith actually ends up piloting the blue lion tho
lance: commands everyone to their lions,is an effortless leader,takes out an entire galra fleet by himself and is a badass keith,sweating: “god is this my punishment for setting iversons hair on fire”
lance: “now that im the leader,i say we get cup holders for all the lions and make our own cheerleading routine for everytime we take a planet back from the galra” hunk: “wow you truly are the best candidate for black paladin”
black knowing that she has to help save the universe and her sense of responsibility vs her desire to shut off lance until he finally asks keith out: an unstoppable force vs an immovable object
lance: “keith do you think im a good leader?” keith: “of course you are,youre a great team player,you care for everyone and you hold the team together"
-lance,eyes sparkling: “youre the mayo to my timtams" keith who isnt a coward and knows how good that tastes: “i love you so much :’)”