Ernest Hemingway @mcreinteresting - Tumblr Blog

this is an official poll to see if i should bring back this shit post of a blog. some of the greatest posts i ever made are linked here, here, and here.

#( yep this is to see if i should bring this fucker back. )

really lenore?

“Are you drunk or something? Okay, maybe that was a stupid question, but what are you talking about?”

❝ fine, keep up the act. you’re not going to fool me. ❞

#eternallydebonair #( VERSE. ) | What do you do with a B.A. in English? | ( MODERN. )

❝ i really love that rock and roll. ❞

@catchthatregenerator // starter call.

#catchthatregenerator #( VERSE. ) | What do you do with a B.A. in English? | ( MODERN. )#( hot patootie - rocky horror picture show. )

❝ i’ll make sure to keep my distance. ❞

@wildething // starter call.

#wildething #( VERSE. ) | Tag pending. | ( UNDETERMINED. )#( distance - christina perri. )

perfectstormrising

you chug a fifth of alcohol by yourself & everyone around you is too busy cheering to wonder how empty you had to be in order to do it

This fucked me up (via demorior)

#( MUSINGS. ) | There's nothing noble in being superior to your fellow man true nobility is being superior to your former self. | ( ABOUT. )#( oh. )

don’t avoid the question.

“What’s that even supposed to mean?”

❝ don’t act like you don’t know, you’re too smart for that--- you’re breaking up with her aren’t you? ❞

#eternallydebonair #( VERSE. ) | What do you do with a B.A. in English? | ( MODERN. )#( whoops my hand slipped??? )

❝ i'm finding every reason to be gone. ❞

@theholisticdetective // starter call.

#theholisticdetective #( VERSE. ) | Tag pending. | ( UNDETERMINED. )#( city - sara barieles )

❝ you’re gonna leave her tonight. ❞

@eternallydebonair // starter call. feat. call back to this.

#eternallydebonair #( tell mary - meg and dia )#( yOU FUCKING TOLD ME TO. I WAS GONNA SKIP BUT YOU SAID DO IT. )

❝ in your deepest pain... in your weakest hour... in your darkest night, you are lovely. ❞

@doomedtogether // starter call.

#doomedtogether #( ernest knows how to woo you edgar. )#( the grey - icon for hire. )

❝ mistakes like this will make worse what was already pretty bad. ❞

@oftheatrics // starter call.

#oftheatrics #( bad idea - waitress soundtrack. )

wildething-blog1

“We often find when we are struggling with writer’s block, we’re struggling with each other.”

ind. poe party rp fuckery, brought to you with pride by heather and swid.

#( PROMO. ) | Tag pending. | ( OOC. )#( LOOK AT THIS SHIT THIS IS US IN A GODDAMN NUT SHELL. )

❝ we don’t need any money, i always get in for free--- you can get in too if you get in with me. ❞

@eternallydebonair // out tonight.

#eternallydebonair #( VERSE. ) | Tag pending. | ( UNDETERMINED. )

---excerpt from a skype conversation with @wildething that’s #tooreal

#( MUN POST. ) | This is your friendly neighborhood satan speaking. | ( OOC. )#wildething #I DEFY YOU TO SAY IT'S NOT TRUE

better but not quite.

okay, so that wasn’t exactly the best.. he had gotten nervous again, and he messed up his words again.. his voice had betrayed him and in response to that, his face had reddened incredibly so. a blush lingers on his cheeks, and he nods at ernest. calm down, you got this ! he takes a deep breath, and attempts to say another chat up line.

“ a — are you a, um, camera ? because every time i — i look at, uh, you, i smile. “

closer, definitely closer--- and h.g. might even be able to make it work for him.there’s a sort of charm in the way he stutters and the flush of red that doesn’t quite leave.

❝ you’ve still got to work on your confidence--- you’ve got the lines down, you just need to work on that delivery. don’t be afraid to initiate contact. like this--- ❞

in a single smooth motion he takes h.g.’s hand in his own with a charming smile, a slight bow of the head that lasts for only a moment before he launches into the line and punctuates it with a wink.

❝ i hope you know cpr--- because you just took my breath away. ❞

#doomedtogether #( this is so cute it hurts. )