【❛✿ ʸᵒᵘ ᵃʳᵉ ᵗᵒᵒ ˢʷᵉᵉᵗᵎ

under co. est 2015. restarted 12/28/17 !

[shittyrpmemes]

* ∘ ∙ — text post starters. archetype: the student.

tw for references to suicidal thoughts

‘i’d really like to be taken out tbh. in a date way or a sniper way i have no preference’

‘today i’m wearing a nice dark shade of exhaustion under my eyes.’

‘beds are so warm and soft when the rest of the world is not’

‘i ship me and money’

‘actually all of my systems are nervous’

‘boom crack the sound of my joints’

‘*is proud of dark circles* *is proud of looking like death*’

‘i have a phd in getting myself into really bad situations’

‘i cant believe i have to wake up again tomorrow ! i cant believe it!!!’

‘can i log out of life’

‘i look stressed? haha yeah it’s the stress’

‘when u look relaxed all the time bc ur dead inside’

‘if you’re following me i’m just warning you that i don’t know where i’m going’

‘i would just like to publicly announce that i have no idea what i’m doing’

‘i’m usually that person that has no idea what’s going on’

‘me @ myself: why are you like this’

‘got a masters degree in being ignored’

‘i’ve done like, 12 things in my life probably, and i regret 16 of them’

‘i just realized i’ve survived everything i’ve ever encountered in life. i have a 100% survival rate. i’m fucking nailing it.’

‘list of things im handling well currently: that’s it.’

‘*pretends to be mentally stable*’

‘“you wear that shirt a lot” yes because i own it’

‘i need to get laid… to rest. put me in a coffin, let my soul ascend’

‘simple and effective ways to deal with stress include AAAAHHHHHHHHH’

‘occupation: the family disappointment’

‘96% of my life is ????? with a little ¿¿¿¿¿’

‘i’ve decided i want to be cremated. not when i die, just whenever. surprise me.’

‘you don’t wanna mess with me i cry easily’

‘me???? tired???? sleepy??? yes constantly’

‘i am pretty much 3% human and 97% stress’

‘shout out to people who help me with really simply things because i’m an idiot’

‘stop calling me valid you fucks i’m here to die’

‘im what the kids call sleep deprived’

[licrre]

i’ll be in daytona for competitions from the 20th - 24th and will be mobile bound ! i’ll be logged into @licrre on mobile, and my di.scord is  cypher#7208 !

[mcrjorie-blog]

                                                I’M A NEW SOUL.

graphic credit. not a genderbent.

[lemorgo]

[middle-mccormick]

mrcbes:

Reasons to be bisexual (idk if someone has already drawn it;;;;;;;)

@innocent-chaos​ @mcrjorie​

[shittyrpmemes]

* ∘ ∙ — soft sentence starters (pt.2)

tw for suicide & self hatred  /  change pronouns as necessary

“i dreamed that i jumped into the river at dawn & never came up for air”

“i fell in love with the color of your eyes”

“i’ve never once thought of myself as important”

“i want to lay in a lot of tall grass where no one can see me and i can stare at the sky in peace”

“please do not break my heart; i think it’s had enough pain”

“i grew up to be a wolf leading wolves”

“you should’ve killed me. why didn’t you kill me?”

“i saw you, & for a moment i was not haunted”

“there are so many bad things in the world. i never meant to become one as well”

“i’m lonely for you only”

“maybe i haven’t really forgotten you”

“the angel told me she’d save my soul but took it & tied herself to the ocean”

“there’s no remedy for memory”

“i’m waiting for someone to find me”

“why do i feel responsible for everything?”

“sometimes the feelings are too much”

“how can i help someone if i can’t help myself?”

“what was once evil will always be so”

“i’m rage & tenderness existing simultaneously in the same body”

“i have never belonged to anyone”

“too many people loved me badly. i’m not sure i know how to do it right”

“falling in love will always be like having your throat cut”

“god, i wish i was dead”

“you cured me with your touch”

“please don’t forget me. please keep on loving me”

“you ever feel like you were meant to be alone?”

“you think you deserve that pain but you don’t”

“i taste the good & bad in you & want them both”

“when i die, i hope the plants that grow from my corpse will keep me company”

“i can’t do what the world wants me to do”

“i was weak—i’m still so weak”

“kiss me with your mouth wide open like you’re not afraid of swallowing poison”

[memesmerised]

‘Shit My Friends Said’ Sentence Starters

‘ Isn’t it a little early for your sexual deviancy? ‘

‘ How the tables have tabled. ‘

‘ This is me at peak romance, _____. This is all you get. ‘

‘ I’m always ready to lie to your face. ‘

‘ We can’t let a goat bully us out our house! ‘

‘ How is “won’t” a contraction of will not? Shouldn’t it be “willn’t”? ‘

‘ Yeah, the moon is pretty far away. At least ten miles. ‘

‘ It’s not a sex party, it’s a fetish festival. ‘

‘ Wait, is this a kink? ‘

‘ I don’t want to be an adult either, buddy, but if I have to do it so do you! Come out of that fucking cocoon! ‘

‘ I think I represent all types of panic pretty well actually. ‘

‘ Please go to church. ‘

‘ It’s a God, you blasphemous fuck. ‘

‘ _____ is perfectly evolved to eat ass. ‘

‘ Shut the up fuck I hate you. ‘

‘ I can’t kill you, where else am I going to get this entertainment? ‘

‘ I am not being held accountable for your evil. ‘

‘ ____, whatever you do, do not fuck the enemy. ‘

‘ Good. This is a nice amount of injuries. Zero. Let’s aspire to this again. ‘

‘ Stop doing that thing with your face. ‘

‘ I have no idea how that arrow got there. Are we sure it wasn’t always there? ‘

‘ She’s immensely attractive and I’m scared she’d hit me. ‘

‘ Honestly, you only have your self to blame for this disappointment. ‘

‘ Don’t you just have a second child if the first isn’t good enough? That’s what my dad did. ‘ 

‘ I’m toying with adulthood but I’m not totally there yet. ‘

‘ Breathing. Another male privilege. ‘

‘ Why would you drink this, and why does it look like chocolate? ‘

‘ You sense sobriety from someone who doesn’t want to be sober. ‘

‘ I had a furry phase but it was an accident. ‘

‘ Please don’t call semen impregnation fluid. ‘

‘ We didn’t fail. That suggests we’re finished. ‘

‘ This is why we can’t be together. ‘

‘ You’d make a lovely wife! ‘

‘ It was well intentioned violence. Benevoiolence. ‘

‘ Humiliation can be a useful tool for improvement. ‘

‘ I’m naming my first grey hair after you. ‘

‘ It’s cute, bitch. ‘

‘ Wipe that fucking grin off your face, you sack of shit. ‘

‘ You don’t need to whip it out that often. ‘

‘ I feel weird hitting on you. You’re like a mom. ‘

[dreamscapes-rpmemes]

Non-verbal meme: affection

I’m going to try to make a series of non-verbal memes based on emotions/relationships because there just aren’t enough memes for those muses who can’t talk/don’t talk much. Feel free to add context/flavor text around the meme itself and alter pronouns as needed. upset

Platonic

[muse a] ruffles [muse b]’s hair.

[muse a] leans on [muse b]’s shoulder.

[muse a] wraps an arm around [muse b]’s shoulders/waist.

[muse a] hugs [muse b].

[muse a] runs their fingers through [muse b]’s hair.

[muse a] braids/brushes/plays with [muse b]’s hair.

[muse a] boops [muse b]’s nose.

[muse a] pokes [muse b]. (feel free to specify where)

[muse a] pats [muse b]’s shoulder/back.

[muse a] pats [muse b]’s cheek.

[muse a] pinches [muse b]’s cheeks.

[muse a] pets [muse b].

[muse a] grins/smiles at [muse b].

[muse a] falls asleep on [muse b].

Romantic/closer platonic

[muse a] kisses [muse b].

[muse a] pats [muse b]’s ass.

[muse a] kisses [muse b]’s nose.

[muse a] sits on [muse b]’s lap.

[muse a] pulls [muse b] onto their lap.

[muse a] kisses [muse b]’s cheek.

[muse a] holds [muse b].

[muse a] touches their forehead to [muse b]’s.

[muse a] pulls [muse b] into their bath.

[muse a] listens to [muse b]’s heartbeat.

[muse a] leans into [muse b].

[muse a] cuddles up to [muse b].

[bcbbleboy-blog]

uuhh its probs about time i do one of these too. 

ACCOUNTS. 

@bcbbleboy - boomer - powerpuff girls - active. @warlockloved - douglas ramsey/cypher - all new x factor - semi active. @mcrjorie - marjorine stotch - south park - semi active. @rebelgained - haru okumura - persona 5 - low activity. @smilesought - yuki takeya - school live/gakkou gurashi - active. @mascotmage - ricken - fire emblem - active. @crowedeity - nishinoya “noya” yū - haikyuu - low activity.

[mcrjorie-blog]

succkonthis

“i know nobody REALLY knows ‘n all, which is weird ‘cause at this point, i’d be worried if some of us didn’t have a clue. but d’you plan on stayin’ here in lil’ ol’ south park? i dunno what i wanna do. maybe go on a big ADVENTURE before decidin’ where to settle and live when i’m older.”

[mcrjorie-blog]

con. l thxtxnepxrv

“that’s awful, ken. karen probably could’ve used ‘em when she got older, you have some cute stuff,” she pauses. that statement probably didn’t help much. “i’m sorry,” she adds. letting out a HUFF of air, she rubs her hands together. despite having gloves on, it’s still always too cold. “what’cha doin’ tomorrow? i could ask my parents for some money, we can go shoppin. o - or . . i might have some stuff that’ll fit you. both girl and boy stuff - dad keeps buyin’ boy clothes thinkin’ i’ll wear them, and honestly, i’ve just got a whole bunch of dresses ‘n skirts i’ve been neglectin’ to wear. so you can have ‘em.”

[mcrjorie-blog]

glorybent

“oh my ATLANTA ! i jus’ realized where i know him from ! ” she’d always wondered why her friends hadn’t picked on him when he’d arrived like they usually did with new students - because he wasn’t new ! just a return. she was ashamed it’d taken her so long to remember him. though it wasn’t too surprising, so much had happened when she was younger that it was miracle she’d even remembered the REVOLUTION at all. or resistance. whatever it was they’d taken to calling it, she couldn’t remember.

when her class looks at her from where she sits in the back, she turns red. indoor voice, right. she didn’t use her indoor voice. she mumbles a sorry and continues jotting down the class notes. she’d regret zoning out later when she had homework, but this was just so exciting!

when class ends, marjorine practically RACES to the front of her class to get a moment with gregory. ( when did he come back? how long had he been here? did WENDY know? )

“sorry if this is rude of me, ‘cause i really don’t mean it to be, but -- are you that kid that helped with a revolution ‘while back? i mean. we’ve had a few, but like - were you? the british kid? not pip. the other one. ”

[mcrjorie-blog]

to - do list !

write up starters. make new icons. please send in some memes or ask while i do this ! !

[mcrjorie-blog]

brxisedknxckles

“do y’mind if i ask how you got you’re hair like that? i LOVE the color ! ! it’s s - so . . . pretty ! !”

[mcrjorie-blog]

to - do list !

write up starters. make new icons. please send in some memes or ask while i do this ! !

[jodiefoster]

she is beauty, she is grace, she got her feelings hurt 42 times today

[mcrjorie-blog]

like for a starter ?

[obscuredmemes-blog]

TOUCH MEME

send a symbol for my muse to react to yours… (or add +reverse for my muse to touch yours)

VIOLENT 🔪 – stabbing them 👊 – punching them ✋ – slapping them in the face 👞 – kicking them 🎀 – pulling their hair

FLUFFY/FRIENDLY 🍭 – stroking their hair 🖐 – high fiving them 🤝 – holding their hand 👄– kissing them on their [place of choice] 👐 – hugging them 💅 – painting their [finger/toe] nails  🤧 – comforting them when crying 🤒 – caring for them when sick/injured 💃 – dancing with them 👗 – adjusting their clothes 👒 – brushing their hair

NSFW 👋 – spanking them on the booty 💋 – giving them an open mouth kiss 👅 – giving them a love bite on [place of choice] ✌️ – fingering them/jerking them off 💦 – eating them out 💫 – pulling their hair 🔥 – grinding against them 💧 – bathing them