DEATH PROOF

roisin mac cormaic. it's ROH-sheen, fuckwads. a badass bitch from hell, not letting anybody fuck with me.

[indiaxrayne]

“ Ah. Is there a team in a city close by? Like commute and stuff? Or? “

[mcrohsheen-blog]

“If I’m gonna put that much fuckin’ effort into finding a team, I might as well just make one.”

[izzybmore-blog]

“I’d prefer it on a teeshirt, actually.”

“Then I’d wrap it up at give it to you as a gift.  Cause I’m just that nice.”

[mcrohsheen-blog]

“Yeah, nice if people like passive aggressive bullshit.”

[gabbeltran-deactivated20190313]

“Gotta stop doing that, it’s a bad habit. Well, I’ve seen a few. I’m not sure why people ever thought those things would work. Maybe? I’m not gonna say no to beer. You’re not– gonna smash the bottle in my head or anything if I piss you off, right?” 

[mcrohsheen-blog]

“Playin’ dumb? Yeah, on anybody. They probably just thought it was gonna cut out walking from things they didn’t wanna do. Dumbasses. Don’t tempt me. No, but, seriously, I won’t. You seem alright enough.”

[noitzpatrick-blog1]

Excuse me? I’ll have you know I’m the most kindhearted morally corrupt heathen here. Now give me that— You’re not allowed near power tools. 

[mcrohsheen-blog]

“I own these fuckin’ power tools, you have an issue here, boy?”

[indiaxrayne]

“ It’s not worth it. Thanks anyway. Let’s talk about different shit. Whats going with the roller derby thing? “

[mcrohsheen-blog]

“Mmkay, girlie, movin’ on. What do y’mean? Nobody’s on the team. There isn’t a team.”

[izzybmore-blog]

“We clearly have a difference of opinion cause I’ve met a ton of nice people.  Maybe people don’t seem nice when you expect the worst out of them.”

[mcrohsheen-blog]

“Ha. You wanna sew that shit on a pillow?”

[gabbeltran-deactivated20190313]

“Don’t know what you’re talking about. Yup, that’s me. Roisin, good to know. I’m pretty sure those things were very deadly. Poor naive people who tried them. Damn, those french must be wild. I should move to France. I dunno…now that you mention it, I’m wondering the same thing. I’ll have to figure it out, I’m too young to be a killer. Well, you seem to be alright. Nothing a good beer can’t fix.”

[mcrohsheen-blog]

“Don’t play dumb, buddy. You know what I mean. Nah, I’ve got no sympathy. You ever see one of those things? They’re super fuckin’ stupid, the only poor thing about these people is their taste. You want a little death? It’s the same thing in Canada, aside from the name. Alright, a beer. Is that an offer?”

[indiaxrayne]

“ I’ll take a burger. That’s about it. I just… I’ve only been here two months and I’m already royally drained from this place. Got some cop acting all high and mighty trying to intimidate me because I was going home. His partner released the dog to chase after me. I need a burger and maybe a sundae. “

[mcrohsheen-blog]

“Which cop? I’ll scare the shit outta him and his fuckin’ dog. I can do that shit.”

[dani-hayes]

“Look, I don’t know why you seem upset by this. Clearly I struck some sort of nerve. So I’m just going to say bye, and I hope to see you around.”

[mcrohsheen-blog]

“Think about this shit before we see each other around, alright? Just can’t handle people fuckin’ disrespectin’ me, joke or not.”

[rileypark]

“Uhm, what do you mean you pride yourself in it? How do you keep friends and stuff being like that? “

“I’m the opposite of shitwad I guess. What would that be?”

[mcrohsheen-blog]

“I don’t. Don’t fuckin’ want to keep friends. Not here for a goddamn picnic.”

“...Uh, wadshit? Don’t know. You can figure it out yourself.”

[fckstcsia-deactivated20170805]

“I didn’t fuckin’ come out of the womb grown. Though I did come out fighting.”

[mcrohsheen-blog]

“...The fuck does that mean? You punch the doctor in the fuckin’ face on the way out?

[fckstcsia-deactivated20170805]

Stasia shuts down, fixing the other with a blank stare instead of fighting to come up with a response equally vicious. “On second thought, this shitty food isn’t worth the shittier service.” 

[mcrohsheen-blog]

This makes her laugh, though, Roisin can’t explain why, was it her state of exhaustion? Or deep down, she felt actually kind of bad? But after a moment or two, she rolls her eyes, and her face returns to its previous hardened state. “Fine. There’ll be others. Don’t let the fuckin’ door hit ya where the Good Lord fuckin’ split ya, Tina.”

[izzybmore-blog]

“Well you got a little touchy when you thought I called it weird the first time, just saying.  You didn’t, it’s called being a nice person.”

“Any particular reason you enjoy biting people’s heads off?”

[mcrohsheen-blog]

“No such thing as a fuckin’ nice person.”

“’Cause they taste fuckin’ great.”

[gabbeltran-deactivated20190313]

“In that case it can’t be flattery if I’m just stating facts, don’t you think? It’s a shame I still don’t know the name of the best skater Halifax has seen. I’m Matt, by the way– I don’t mind going by blondie though, makes me feel pretty, That’s true he should’ve gotten shitty hoverboards from the 10s. Well, I wasn’t thinking about my partner just now, just about the orgasm. It is a bit morbid.  Yeah, I am alright, are you?”

[mcrohsheen-blog]

“You really know how to get on a broad’s good side, huh? Pft. Blondie, Matt, potato, po-tah-to, whatever. Guess you are pretty. But, shit’s not a compliment. Roisin. Oh, shit, you’re right, I mean, don’t those things fuckin’, like, combust? It’s fittin’. Huh. An orgasm so great you die. Sure, it’s definitely fuckin’ happened before. They call it ‘le petit mort’ in France, y’know? Which is literally ‘a little death,’ but what if it’s a lot of death? And, if you make your partner orgasm so well they die, would that shit be considered murder? Am I alright? Fuck if I know anymore, Blondie.”

[victoriaxxkelly-blog]

“I never uttered a threat towards you. If you consider me a threat though then that’s an entirely different story. —Okay?”

[mcrohsheen-blog]

“Thing is, I fuckin’ don’t, you bossy piece of shit. I think you’re just fuckin’ annoying and need to stop breathing the same goddamn air as me.”

[fckstcsia-deactivated20170805]

Stasia can tell she’s offended the other girl, but she doesn’t let it bother her, watching her walk away without any trace of an expression on her face. She should just let it go, she knows, but when Roisin makes another comment, she can’t help herself. “What, are your feelings hurt because I’m not falling at your feet and begging you to love me? You weren’t that good.”

[mcrohsheen-blog]

Roisin scoffs at that accusation. “Please, I don’t give two fucks about your personal relationship with me, you just got shitty ass table manners, you treat all your damn servers like that?” she hisses, although it follows by an sinister looking grin. “Ha. Ouch. Really fuckin’ scratched my ego there. As if that’s my one fuckin’ goal in life, baby.”

[fckstcsia-deactivated20170805]

“Yes, this is a box of things from my Uncle’s house - not that it’s any of your business - and, no, you cannot see my baby pictures. End of discussion.” 

[mcrohsheen-blog]

“I have a hard time believin’ you were ever a baby, to be completely fuckin’ honest, lady.”