#1 river cartwright smoocher

not super active but a delighful archive an occasional yapper. (he/him)

[thehorsesthatareslow]

A little intro for meself I suppose!

Hello gang! You can call me Shed or Andy. I use he/him.

I'm autistic and slow horses is a special interest which has been reignited by 1000% with the release of s4!

I am fully caught up on the show and am currently reading the books. Please do NOT discuss the books to me, I wanna avoid spoilers as much as possible and read them as authentically as I can! (Am on book three atm and loving it!)

I can't choose a favorite character (cough except River cough) I adore them all so much😭

I wanna post some of my art here in future so stay tuned for that if you're interested!

Other then that, feel free to scream along with me about our fav spy show!! Never be afraid to reach out and chat :)

Also, no Zionists on this blog. Free Palestine🇵🇸❤️

P.s here's my River playlist I revise it and add stuff semi-regularly hehe.

[thehorsesthatareslow]

erm sorry for the billion likes hehe i just am very hyperfixated on slowhorsies rn. i love ur blog and i love my stupid dumb fuckup aroace bisexual bf river <3 anyway im gonna go rip all my hair out thinking ab my pretty man and waiting desperately for the next season. (i get to see himb in a suit- FJFDKJFKDHDJD)

WAAHHHH SORRY THIS TOOK ME SO LONG TO ANSWER???? Life has been mental lately and so I've been mostly offline (still loving the horses though hehe). This is such a lovely message tysm!!!

[eloiscbridgerton]

SLOW HORSES 5.01 – Bad Dates

[too-many-rooks]

classic slow horse playbook

[hr-twink]

river: im actually fine. like ive moved on and im not letting it get to me. im actually so fine that other people being upset makes me really annoyed. like guys we are fine! im doing great. im fine

[byjove]

I love movies where the plot takes place in less than a day. It’s like. What if these people were experiencing the worst 8 hours of the entire lives and you got to see the highlight reel?

[thehorsesthatareslow]

CAN WE TALK ABOUT THE TRAILER VE BEEN DYING TO TALK ABOUT THE SEASON 5 TRAILER

[timrousbeastie]

[tinkertailorsoldierguy]

david having to call in favors so river didn't get kicked out after stansted is so embarrassing, like it's basically the equivalent of your mom calling the teacher to try to get you an extension/redo on a project you forgot to do or fucked up except instead of being an anxious 11-year-old you're a grown man and it's your job

[timrousbeastie]

[classicwtfplotline]

😭😭😭😭 I’m laughing so hard

[parasitoidism]

being a fan of something with like 30 total fans on tumblr is funny bc you get like 12 notes on a post and you're like wow the gang's all here

[greelin]

“bisexual representation” and it’s a man on the brink

[donniata]

THE FAKE TEARS OMFG

[spockvarietyhour]

That's not good but I'm abt to be highly entertained by your fuckup.

[dispiritedfae]

Life is BDSM and i don’t know the safe word

[tinkertailorsoldierguy]

river immediately trying to call louisa after he learns min is dead is cute. like i totally would have ducked his call too but it's a sweet gesture.