Windjammer

S A I L O R McLaggen-Higgs Seventeen It was two for one And four for two Christmas lights in the middle of June All hung up, like I was on you

[mcsailor]

allilongbottom:

Would that be a bad thing?

No, but it would be a conversation.

[mcsailor]

allilongbottom:

That’s why there are such things as floods. Flat Earth.

Are you serious?

[mcsailor]

allilongbottom:

I can’t trip as badly. The Earth’s flat.

Ha, ha.

[mcsailor]

allilongbottom:

That’s very ‘save-the-planet’ of you. Sweet.

Thanks. Though I’m a bit more worried about you tripping over oranges than the planet.

[mcsailor]

allilongbottom:

We really should do away with paper bags already. This is just tragic.

I’m going to buy you at least ten large, fabric... whatever bags.

[mcsailor]

allilongbottom:

What in Godric’s name…

@mcsailor

Will you please just let me help you?

[mcsailor]

maralongbottom:

allilongbottom:

grannypiper:

bertieandrew:

Now, hold on, Mara. Wait just a minute.

We don’t say please enough in this household. But please.

This is about Frank and Alice, our grandparents.

That’s why you brought me here. Isn’t it? At Christmas, let’s make jumpers, really, Allison?

 Gran, this isn’t for me to hear. 

[mcsailor]

maralongbottom:

allilongbottom:

grannypiper:

bertieandrew:

Know or remember?

Ought to be the know.

Well, this has been fun. Here’s your dog. Dog. 

I’m sorry, did I miss something?

[mcsailor]

maralongbottom:

allilongbottom:

grannypiper:

bertieandrew:

Sure we are, thank you. I remember fine. 

Ey, Piper. 

I’m trying to keep Harley from kicking the ball around in the house like he’s–

Heeeey, welcome, Alice-son… And this is Mara? Finally a face to the name.

Look at you, already the life of the party. Hi, Miss Piper again.

I know you.

[mcsailor]

maralongbottom:

allilongbottom:

bertieandrew:

Always a pleasure, sweetheart, happy Christmas. Mara, nice to finally meet the infamous.  

Shh, he’s coming.

Thank you and hi! We were so thrilled over the invite.

Probably the stories are half true. Your home is beautiful. 

We’re glad you came. Mara is Rowan’s best mate, Grandy, remember? 

[mcsailor]

maralongbottom:

allilongbottom:

Did you know wishbone wishes are more like to come true when they come from Christmas chickens?

Did you know you’re full of shit?

Take’is please? 

Allison, you remember my grandpa? This is Mara, Allison’s sister. 

[mcsailor]

maralongbottom:

allilongbottom:

Frozen orange juice.

With vodka. 

Got it. 

[mcsailor]

maralongbottom:

allilongbottom:

Well, no, she’s– There.

Oh. Hello, sweet darling.

Fine. Where’s the stash; I want three. 

What can I get you to drink?

[mcsailor]

maralongbottom:

allilongbottom:

Uhmmm, maybe she should meet your grandfather’s new doggie.

I will bet my arse it’s a bluetick coonhound.

So close.

Tilly!

[mcsailor]

maralongbottom:

allilongbottom:

Happy Christmas from the Longbottoms. Hola.

Cracker Ken much, Farmer Backwoods?

Hola, gorgeous. 

Well, then, what is it? Cracker Ken or Farmer Backwoods? 

[mcsailor]

maralongbottom:

allilongbottom:

It’s Christmas country music. Smile wide, or frown… Whatever makes you happy.

No, no, smile. There’s Sailor.

Okay.

Happy Christmas.

[mcsailor]

allilongbottom:

I could do no such thing.

You would do no such thing.