[bestpickup]

*other person sneezes * 
I would say god bless you but it looks like he already has

[bestpickup]

are you a banana cuz i find you a peeling

[mcsmokin-blog]

1000+ icons to edit. matame de una vez ese. 

[mcsmokin-blog]

mickey ds

you either followed me on mcsmirky or you caught on quick to the mcdonalds reference. 

[bestpickup]

do you smoke pot because I have a kush on you

[mcsmokin-blog]

    why me...

[lordtaketh-deactivated20230831]

You're taught not to ask a man why he won't wear a shirt. You know, that's some shitty mannerism, but that's exactly why he was breaking that rule now, because he had shitty mannerisms. "Dude, where's your shirt?"

  And clearly manners were not considered when asking so bluntly. To be fair, he would offer the same bluntness. “ To broadcast my sins for all to see. For all to see that I am an open book without judgement. ” He states matter-of-fact, arms outstretched to show the scarification and tattoos etched on his skin. Aspects society regards as flawed and shameful. He embraces it. “ Is there a problem with honesty? ” 

[mcsmokin-blog]

@diigiital​    |   cont.

“Drunk?” Oh. OH. Quickly, Delsin waved off his concern. He had a penchant for making up shit on the spot. Slang he’d thought of in that moment to mean different things entirely. Things on the other end of the spectrum in fact. He was a mess. “I ment soda or fuck....milkshakes. Damn haven’t had one in months. Unless...you’re lactose intolerant, in which case. Chinese sound good to you?”

[mcsmokin-blog]

Feels organic

….god he was afraid to ask. “...Huh?”

[mcsmokin-blog]

ELLIE

     ”What?” She can’t make any sense of it. Her backpack is pushed aside in frustration, the packed things falling out of it making her even more frustrated than before. “What the fuck is that supposed to mean?”

Fuck. Fuck. “Ok, ok, ok, not how I wanted to say it, granted. Just...just,” Delsin worked to fix those frayed ends by, motioning her to calm down and take this from the top. She was one ignited molotov waiting to be tipped over. “Just listen to me, Ellie. Think about it. Why do you think I’m here?”

[musetory]

"Uhh so, you're a cop?" nudges the oh so obvious spray can into the gap in the wall.

         Eyes flicker to the can before flicking back to the man’s face, lips pressed into a straight line and LED remaining a calm blue. He doesn’t take a step forward, but he doesn’t back away from the closer proximity either with both hands idle at his sides.

          “Detective, but yes. You do realize that I can still clearly see the can, don’t you?”

[mcsmokin-blog]

liKE FOR A PUN/JOKE bc dhjsakdhjk god. 

[spartanraged]

He's just so /massive/ and intimidating, but he laughs nervously and "How's the weather upstairs?"

“Do you think it is wise to joke at this moment, jester?” The towering man growled out at the shorter, brows furrowing with a scowl taking place on his features. It didn’t take a genius to figure out that Kratos was in no mood to be joking around, treading carefully would be smart, Delsin. 

[mcsmokin-blog]

one great thing about being a smoke conduit is you can squeeze through vents and get away from responsibilities. 

[johnscnarch]

'Hey there.' Play it cool Delsin. Cool like the shades you just slipped on your face with more finesse than Caine. 'Come by here often?

           a   laugh   nearly   escapes   her   lips   but   she   manages   to   keep   it   in,   smiles   instead   with   a   small   shrug.   “don’t   have   the   time”   not   a   lie,   barely   has   free   time   “guessing   YOU   come   here   a   lot.”

/ @mcsmokin

[mcsmokin-blog]

$10 bucks delsin is going to wear thin on papa kratos @spartanraged

[furbearingbrick]

↖ has a nice butt